| Invitation Processing |
| Invitation Processing The Secret Society AKA The Greatest Kept Secret that isnt so secret to anyone that buys his books Dallas, Texas |
| 8th of Mar, 2011 by User905376 |
I, too have recieved letters from the "Secret Society," inviting me in to their exclusive club. They claim to have hand picked me due to the fact that, and I quote, "I posses very speacial and rare traits." In the letter the writer briefly discusses the wealth and power that I will gain with the access to this association, while being among the elite including but not limited to, renowned actors, musicians, leading scientists, intellectuals, self-made entrepreneurs, artists, millionaires, professional gamblers, Casanovas, and statesman. The letter claims that countless individuals have gained financial prosperity and a fairy tale like existence, where money and women are simply atrracted to them like magnets. The writer then goes on to tell me that this wealth of knowledge is derived from a secret society in ancient Greece of very powerful men who, "possessed astonishing powers," which were translated and made into a manuscript 2300 years ago, and then printed later in 1872. This is the book of the worlds "Greatest Kept Secrets" which was supposed to lead me to "phenomenal personal abilities." Too bad though, because I was given a deadline to return some sort of disclaimer, and alas I am already 5 days late. If anyone wants to recieve these mysterious and elusive powers, Im guessing all you really have to do is buy one of Kevin Trudeaus many pieces of crap known loosely as "books." Little did I know that by giving my information to that ethinic customer service representative over the phone, I was positiong myself into a make believe seat of power and prestiege. Well I have learned my lesson, and I am never purchasing anything I see on a infomercial ever again. Also did anyone else check out the Neo-tech website. I mean seriously those statements were just a bunch of gibberish. Too bad Kevin Trudeau didnt offer them the "Greatest Kept Secrets" of the English language. Some of those people could really use dominion over their vocabulary. Anyway if you get a chance you should check it out. The website is
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OMG!!! - And here I thought I was really special. I think I'll go back now to watching infomercials - At least with them I can believe everything I see. And I save so much money - Act now and get a bonus gift of a second one free.
Fruitcakes in the kitchen. Fruitcakes on the bus. There's a little bit of fruitcakes in every one of us.
One question before I hit the Submit button: How did humanity evolve???? |
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