|Check Into Cash and W. Allan Jones|
|Racist Bigots |
|30th of May, 2011 by Doughball |
|This report is about W. Allan Jones of Cleveland, Tennessee and the company he owns, Check Into Cash.|
Where can I start? First of all, let me provide you with a link to an article by W. Gary Rivlin, entitled "Portrait of a Subprime Lender." If you have the stomach for the story about W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash, you can read it here: <a href="http://industry-news.org/2010/06/06/gary-rivlin-portrait-of-a-subprime-lender-allan-jones-payday-king/>here</a> Make sure you have eaten breakfast first.
Due in large part from W. Allan Jones' and Check Into Cash's good buddy, Senator Bob Corker, Check Into Cash plays fast and loose with the laws and the rules, all while bemoaning the fact that he doesn't make enough money. Apparently, his mega-mansion, air-conditioned garage full of luxury cars, jet(s), and his other little toys are not enough.
W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash should be avoided at all costs. If you have to get a payday loan, don't do it from him!
|YMMD with that awnser! TX|
|W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash, who in the hell do you think you are? The W. Allan Jones I know is a sloppy, ignorant, boorish, self-centered, arrogant, child-like, miserable, bloated moron who thinks he is better than everyone else. What a piece of shit you are, W. Allan Jones. |
You love to brag about all of your generous donations, but we all know you won't donate anything unless your name is plastered all over it. You won't even plant a twig without a bronze plaque proclaiming your largesse. Speaking of "large, " (I know I said "largesse" but I don't care), have you considered getting your money back for your weight loss surgery. I mean, ummm, the jig is up, W. Allan Jones. I don't think it worked.
You are a petulant pig and I just LOATHE you. I hate seeing your face, I hate seeing your cars, and I hate seeing your fat ass.
|Check Into Cash needs to be reorganized for sure. Better yet, why not just clean the place out completely and start all over, it would definitely be cheaper. Don't worry, you really won't be losing any talent. Check Into Cash, W. Allan Jones, and Jones Management are definitely the lowest of the low -- a major hornet's nest of cut-throat bottom feeders. |
The "corporate" climate at W. Allan Jones' Check Into Cash would make an excellent movie -- anyone see "Horrible Bosses"? That movie was hilarious, but if they had talked to me first, it would be even funnier. Maybe they will make a "Horrible Bossses 2" featuring pompous, preening jackass W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash, Cleveland, Tennessee's "sparkling jewel".
W. Allan Jones is a ginormous dickhead! Please, do yourself a favor and check out the Bald Headed Bistro (the crumbling, out-of-date, bitter restaurant W. Allan Jones created) and see if W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash might grace you with his presence. You can't miss him -- he will be the one with a giant "scotch slurpee" in a red plastic cup bellowing orders and maybe even firing people for not showing him enough deference.
There is a space in front of the Bald Headed Bistro that is reserved for W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash at all times in case he decides to get into one of his luxury cars -- you can't miss it, W. Allan Jones' reserved space is better than a handicap space -- sorry, you'll have to use a wheelchair ramp elsewhere. Just a rich hillbilly with no manners, no clue, no sense, and a huge pot belly.
Can you say yuck?
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