| Paradise canyon vacation Scam |  
		| Chillingeffects.org can kiss our asses  |  
		| 3rd of Nov, 2011 by samantha_fox19   |  
		Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Chillingeffects.org can kiss our asses 
 
Chillingeffects.org for your information Paradise Canyon Vacation 
is keeping information from the public, not telling callers that the 
travel memberships are $10,000 to $15,000, another thing  
chillingeffects.org when the manager Noel was approached about Loren 
an employee selling stolen xbox, play station, wii games and blue ray 
movies, Noel said it was ok as long as employees got good prices. 
So your trying to protect Paradise Canyon Vacation so they can keep  
ripping people off, and keep selling stolen goods on company property.   
You are like scam.com protecting crooked companies who cry about losing  
sales they get from misguiding information. Chillingeffects.org the  
internet is freedom of speech, as we were told by the police station  
when Noel used scare tactics accusing him of posting blogs when Noel  
fired thousands of employees, "cleaning house" so Noel says every other  
week. His own Filipino people he shits on and there are many angry  
Filipinos. Chillingeffects.org go ahead and post : 
 
"In response to a complaint we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright  
Act, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read the  
DMCA complaint that caused the removal(s) at ChillingEffects.org." 
 
Thats right keep trying to take away the peoples right to free speech online to  
speak out and be heard about shady, crooked companies. Your only making a fool of 
yourselves just like scam.com removing all the Paradise Canyon Vacation complaints, 
for every post scam.com took down 100 more will go up to replace them, so scam.com 
you can go and join chillingeffects.org and go lick the urinals at the Paradise 
Canyon Vacation call center. How do you like that for freedom of internet speech. |  
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9 out of 10 doctors don't recommend Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
100 Things your doctor don't want you to know about Paradise Canyon Vacation  
 
A to C  
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - $10, 000 for a travel membership!!! 
 
This Travel Company which claims is not a timeshare, but is charging 
$10, 000 to $15, 000 for membership privileges for reduced travel 
services which you can find just as cheap or cheaper if you 
shop around. Cost is $3, 500 down not refundable and $40 t0 $60 
per month for 20 years. There was one call a tele marketer was 
saying that a lady refused to sign the contract, don't we all just 
love to sign 20 year contracts and another time Noel the manager 
was explaining to a tele marketer that Paradise Canyon Vacation 
is like a bank and will finance the $10, 000 to $15, 000 membership 
fee like a bank loan buying a car. You are getting nothing but a 
membership that is all, you still have to pay for any travel expenses. 
$3, 500 you could have gone on your vacation, instead it would cost 
you $7, 000 to go on that same vacation with Paradise Canyon Vacation,  
if you decide to cancel after paying out $3, 500, if not the same 
vacation would cost you $13, 500, shopping around is still free. 
 
This is a quote from an actual Paradise Canyon Vacation member,  
from a reputable travel site,  
if you go to that link, and clik rainman75, you can send him an  
email asking more information. 
 
http://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowTopic-..._Columbia.html 
 
7. Rainman75 
Fort... 
posts: 1 
 
Re: Paradise Canyon Vacations 
31 March 2011, 1:24 
I got suckered and yes it is a scam! Paradise Canyon Vacations "deals"  
are no better than anywhere else and in some cases we found Paradise  
Canyon Vacation trips to be more expensive then our friends who would 
just book through a travel agent.  
At the Paradise Canyon Vacation SCAM presentation they constantly tell  
you how you can get great rates (like $200/wk) at great places all over  
the world without blackout dates. Using this company I've never paid  
less than $1300/wk!! The best times to ravel are ALWAYS BLACKED OUT  
at Paradise Canyon Vacations! 
I travel a lot and I save VERY little using Paradise Canyon Vacations 
kerisosh's plug is a direct quote from the sales pitch! 
It's all bulls**t and it's bad for you!! 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
$200 a week employee vs $10, 000 membership 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation only pays it's tele marketers $200 
per week, $10 an hour for 20 hours, from Sunday to Thursday 
6pm to 10pm. Yet a travel membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000. 
Noel fires employees every week, "cleaning house" as he calls  
it. A few unhappy employees go online and Paradise Canyon  
Vacation loses $10, 000 for every person reading the posts. 
An employees only makes $9, 600 less than the $10, 000  
membership fee. 
I have seen callers tell the tele marketers that they read 
the bad reviews of people being scammed on trip advisor. 
that they want nothing to do with Paradise Canyon Vacation,  
Paradise Canyon vacation doesn't realize all the scam sites  
available for unhappy screwed over employees, and of course  
travel members. If your an ex employee or an unhappy member  
or someone who attened the presentation and didn't receive  
your free gifts, stand up and post your concern and help  
others to not get screwed over also. The best place to post  
your complaint would be tripadvisor.ca, ripoff.com,  
scaminformer.com, complaintsboard.com, and trailcanada.com,  
and also exposeascam.com . Paradise Canyon Vacation can't  
delete your posts on these sites, other sites posts  
can be deleted so dont waste your time. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - $9700 and go up to $15k 
 
jericho 
Senior Member 
 
 
Joined: Jan 2007 
Location: Manchester to Alberta, but now beautiful Nova Scotia! 
Posts: 1, 738 
 
... so my wife got a call last week, out of the blue, and to cut  
a long story short, we found ourselves attending some kind of  
meeting/presentation today at the local golf club. 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacations are apparently headquartered about  
Lethbridge (AB) and made it 100% clear they're not a time share  
and there was nothing to buy from them... today. 
 
It's essentially a "club"- you pay them x thousand dollars to  
join the club, and then you receive vacations/flights/cruises  
etc at "net" prices. Some of the examples they gave were  
extremely impressive. 
It seems they're registered travel agents, so have access to  
"net" prices through their sister companies/affiliates- that  
include huge holiday condo companies, cruise companies, etc etc. 
 
To be honest, I'm extremely skeptical of this kind of stuff,  
and I only went because they promised a $1000 travel cheque.  
The presentation was only an hour, so I thought it worth the  
risk. However, the sales guy has me very interested... 
 
The club "prices" start at around $9700 and go up to $15k or  
so... but you can pay monthly over 20 years and cancel  
whenever you want. The basic package, that I'm interested in,  
would be around $40 a month. 
I've booked an appointment with him to discuss in more detail,  
but has anyone every had any experience with this company or  
similar ones. For $40 a month, I'm inclined to try it for a  
year and see what it's like. We have 2 holidays in mind for  
this year and if we can save some money, it'll be worthwhile... 
 
Anyone have any experience with this kind of deal/operation?  
My subconscious is screaming it's some kind of scam and it  
sounds too good to be true, but at the same time, I'm intrigued... 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - asking for $9-15K. 
 
Cookie 
Totally Choco Chip 
 
I had a quick look online and find it strange that they deny being  
timeshare when asking for $9-15K. They are also members of  
www.rci.com which is a timeshare exchange company. 
 
I have nothing against timeshare, in fact we have owned one in Orlando  
for 8 years - we hold title deeds and own it until we decide to sell it.  
We enjoy ours and have vacationed at our home resort a few times and  
also used it to exchange through RCI to other resorts in Scotland,  
Ontario, Massechusettes and are heading to Maine this summer. 
 
I would question paying out between $9-15k fees and not own anything  
other than a membership 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - 1 person can't make a diffrence 
 
One person can't make a difference but together we can make people  
more aware with knowledge and knowing is the first part of winning  
any battle, we have compiled a list of informative blogs from people  
who have been called, tele marketers and members who have been  
scammed $10, 000 to $15, 000. Paradise Canyon Vacation is fighting back  
by sending out their hitmen with prison tattoos namely Dave, Noel's  
right hand man who sometimes uses his left to take down our blogs,  
and Gaga aka Sega to slander mean malicious lies about employees 
so please help us and spread the word tell everyone you know to  
please come read our posts, there are over 100 different blogs so  
you won't be bored and for those of you who are paying Paradise  
Canyon Vacation monthly We strongly urge you to stop all payments  
and quit while your ahead. $10, 000 is a beautiful thing to waste  
on an rci membership and yes Paradise Canyon works with points,  
Noel the manager told us in the call center that members get  
points to stay 2 weeks at a time share location and also Noel  
said that Paradise Canyon finances the $10, 000 to $15, 000 like a  
bank lending out a car loan. So bacically you have nothing and  
after you give Paradise Canyon Vacation $10, 000 to $15, 000 you  
still havew to pay for your trip. It's time to wake up and  
smell the coffee. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- 2 quotes come to mind 
 
G77 
 
Joined: Sep 2005 
Location: Windsor, ON 
Posts: 3, 345 
 
If it's too good to be true... 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Phewwwww...!!! 
 
werlenator 
Fort St... 
posts: 106 
13 June 2011, 22:15 
 
Phewwwww...!!! I just had them call me and I was  
going to go to the meeting but some little voice in  
my head said "if it's too good to be true  
then... you all know the rest! 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - 2hr movie $10 - 1 hr presentation $10, 000 
 
Paradise canyon Vacation will call and invite you to a free 60 minute presentation and  
tell you how they are not calling to sell you anything, is strictly information only,  
you cannot buy nothing at the presentation. The truth is they are calling to sell you  
a $10, 000 to $15, 000 membership, they won't sell it to you at the presentation, and  
they will come to your home and try to scam you for $10, 000. 
Now if you went to a 2 hour movie, it will only cost you $10 admission plus popcorn  
and soft drinks, snacks etc. But you won't have no salesman coming to your home after  
the movie. By the way the membership is $3, 500 down not refundable and $40 to $60 a  
month for the next 20 years. Just imagine going to a movie theatre and walking out  
having to pay $60 a month for the next 20 years, this is what happens if you go to  
a 1 hour Paradise canyon Vacation presentation. Choice is yours 2 hour movie $10,  
1 hour travel expo presentation $10, 000. Where would you put your money? 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - 5, 000 members at $40 bucks per months 
 
Vanese - 06-15-2009 18:18 
We were recently approached by a company called Paradise Canyo 
Vacations based out of Lethbridge, Alberta. I am in the process of 
checking with their Better Business Bureau and Chamber of Commerce - to 
determine the legitimacy of this entity. It does sound too good to be 
true which is why my spidey sense kicked in. It is a self describe 
ultimate in internet discount vacation travel partnered with RCI 
dialanexhange, I.C.E. Private Resort and Cruise Club and Enjoy Access. 
 
My understanding, although we are meeting with them again, is that you 
pay a monthly fee - basic membership for instance is around 10 gran 
for say 20 years, paid monthly. And you can quit at any time without 
signficant up front cost. I guess if they have 5 thousand members at 4 
bucks a month its two hundred thousand dollars a month in revenue but 
it still seems fishy. So I was wondering if anyone else had ever hear 
of them or could validate the worthiness of the company 
 
-- 
Vanese 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation campaign song 
 
-performed by Dave Simon, Noel's right 
hand man who sometimes uses his left. 
 
The problem with traveling is 
all inside your head 
Noel said to me 
The $10, 000 answer is easy if you 
Write out a cheque logically 
I'd like to help you in your struggle 
To be free of your timeshare membership 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
 
Noel said it's really not my habit 
To intrude with free gifts 
for attending the 1 hour presentation 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning 
Won't be lost or misconstrued 
that is why we ask you to bring 
your spouse or a travel partner 
But I'll repeat myself 
"because that is what we do" 
At the risk of being crude 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
Fifty ways to lose $10, 000 
 
[CHORUS:] 
You Just slip out the back 
door of the presentation, Jack 
Make a new plan 
go to a movie instead, Stan 
You don't need to be coy, Roy 
hang up the phone when 
Paradise Canyon Vacation calls 
Just get yourself free 
Hop on the bus, Gus 
and bring your wallet with you 
You don't need to discuss much 
tell the salesman no 
Just drop off the key, Lee 
there are no free gifts to win 
And get yourself free 
 
Noel said it grieves me so 
To see your wallet empty in such pain 
I wish there was something I could do 
like rip up your 20 year contract 
To make you smile again 
I said Noel I appreciate that 
And would you please explain 
About the fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
 
Noel said why don't we both 
Just attend a presentation tonight 
And I believe in the morning 
You'll begin to be conned 
to see the light 
And write out that cheque for $10, 000 
And then Noel kissed me 
And I realized he probably was right 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
Fifty ways to lose $10, 000 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - 50 Ways to Lose your members 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation Campaign song 
 
-performed by Dave Simon, Noel's right 
hand man who sometimes uses his left. 
 
The problem is all inside your service 
and the $3, 500 non refundable initial fee 
I said to Noel 
The $10, 000 answer is listening if you 
Ask them to Take out their cheque book logically 
I’d like to help you in your struggle 
To scam callers, sorry To make a profit 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
  
I told Noel it’s really not in  
my job description 
To advise or ask you to tell  
members that the contract 
is $40 t0 $60 a month for 20 years 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning 
Won’t get me fired or written up 
But I’ll repeat myself 
At the risk of being cool 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
Fifty ways to lose your members  
 
Just stab them in the back, Jack 
Make a big scam, Stan 
You don’t need more employees, Roy 
Just streamline your staff. 
Make a big fuss, Gus 
You don’t need to discuss much 
Just tack on a fee, Lee 
And file for Chapter 11 
 
I said to Noel it grieves me so 
To see your empty presentations 
I wish there was something I could do 
To make you hire more tele marketers 
Noel said I appreciate that 
And would you please explain 
About the fifty ways 
  
I said why don’t we both 
Just review your company's motto tonight 
And I believe in the morning 
You’ll begin to see the light 
And then told Noel to treat  
tele marketers with respect and give  
them more than 1/4% commisssion 
And Noel realized I probably was right 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
Fifty ways to lose your members 
  
Just stab them in the back, Jack 
Make a big scam, Stan 
You don’t need more employees, Roy 
Just streamline your staff. 
Make a big fuss, Gus 
You don’t need to discuss much 
Just tack on a fee, Lee 
And file for Chapter 11 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - A few good men 
 
All it takes is a few people to let others know about the  
corruption, lies and greed of big powerful money hungry 
corporations. Using underpaid tele marketers to try and 
rob the innocent of thousands of dollars with promises  
of free gifts and vacations. Paradise Canyon Vacation for  
years has been under paying employees with minimum wages  
and 1/4% commission bonus and on top of that using scare  
tactics like calling the police to protect it's sales if  
employees try to let other people online know of the scam.  
They don't want callers to know that the membership is  
$10, 000 to $15, 000 till the salesman arrives at their home.  
These posts were written by jilted employees and people who were 
scammed by paradise canyon vacation to help and warn others 
not to fall in the same misfortune. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Abby Don't cry for Paradise Canyon Vacation  
 
Abby actually worked for the Paradise canyon Vacation call center a week 
the month of October 2011 and yes her real name is Abby, Winnipeg's  
Minor Volleyball Association right hand girl who sometimes uses her  
left from what we hear she got along very well with Dave, Noel's  
right hand man who uses uses his left, was it love at first sight a  
right hand man and right hand girl who sometimes both use their left.  
She was practically crying running tears like a faucet with her little  
red beatty watery eyes telling us how the internet posts is making people  
aware of Paradise canyon Vacation and effecting its sales, and that Dave  
her right hand man who sometimes uses his left and who by the way is also  
Noel's right hand man who also uses his left was going to go to ex employees  
homes to tell them to stop posting the inside scoop on Paradise Canyon  
Vacation. It's nice to know that Paradise Canyon Vacation is not happy with  
just firing employees, now they send Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left with his home made priosn tattoos to scare and bully employees at  
their home. So nice to see Abby not worried about the innocent people being scammed  
$10, 000 and told the presentation is free till the salesman arrives at their home  
with a lenghty contract asking $10, 000 to $15, 000 with $3, 500 down not refundable  
and $40 to $60 for the next 20 years, but instead Abby is crying for the crooked  
management and its losing sales. Abby also did warn us that Dave Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left told her that Paradise canyon Vacation might be changing  
their name soon due to public awareness of their scam .If Abby the the Winnipeg Minor 
Volleyball Association right hand girl who sometimes uses her left supports this crooked  
time share company, I would stay away from the Minor Volleyball Association and  
Paradise Canyon Vacation. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Abducted by a toilet 
 
 
97 year old Woman freed after being trapped on lavatory for a week 
 
 
A Winnipeg tele marketer woman from Paradise canyon Vacation call center  
has been rescued after she fell into the lavatory and was trapped there  
for a week. 
The Winnipeg woman employee at the Winnipeg Paradise Canyon vacation call  
center, who has not been named, was only found by the emergency services  
after a co worker heard her cries for help.  
When an ambulance arrived paramedics found her stuck on the lavatory  
and unable to get out. She was dehydrated but otherwise unharmed,  
despite having spent seven days wedged in the same position. 
Reports said the woman, aged 97, was found in the evening on Sunday and had  
become stuck the previous Sunday evening. 
Eventually she was freed when emergency services broke into the call center  
office through a back door and found her in the woman’s bathroom. 
"The lady was maneuvered to one side to free her. The door swings inwards  
and she had her feet wedged on either side of the lavatory, " a Department  
of Community Services spokesman said. 
"She was very dehydrated but she was conscious." 
A co worker said the woman told him she had been there since 6pm on Sunday. 
"To me that meant that evening but she meant last Sunday. 
“The co worker had not become concerned earlier because  
it was normal to not see the woman or any other tele marketers  
taking any calls during the week, he said. 
"I'd never even seen her dialing any calls, " he said "but we still 
got paid just the same" 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Allgallbladerss eat gaga's aka Sega’a shit  
 
Now that Paradise Canyon Vacation is on line on the internet scam sites.  
Employees like Allbladerss and gaga aka Sega come out of the wood word  
to protect their jobs, Especially Gaga aka Sega trying to slander  
innocent workers whom she accuses of going on line telling the truth,  
Noel fired a whole bunch of people like he does every other week,  
"cleaning house" as he says, Noel has pissed off many if not hundreds  
of ex employees including his own Filipno people. Allgallbalderss and  
gaga aka Sega you can both go and eat the shit out of Paradise Canyon  
toilets call centre, because your both a piece of shit like the rest  
of them, gaga is the biggest turd of them all slandering other employees  
but gaga aka Sega didn’t mention that Noel the manager said it was ok for  
employees to sell stolen xbox, playstaion games as long as employees got  
good prices, funny how gaga aka Sega left that part out . Gaga aka Sega  
you bought that stolen brand new laptop with the box and all for $100 from  
that fat guy who works out at the gym everyday for $100, who are you to  
call eople losers and mental when you yourself is buying stolen laptops at  
work .Gaga aka Sega you enjoy trying to scam innocent people out of $10000  
dollars, next time you two are on the phone, just tell the truth and tell  
the people its $3, 500 down not refundable, and $50 a month for 20 years  
oh and don't forgot the lengthy contract they got to sign, Allgallbladerss  
when you can do this, then you can tell people to eat your shit, till then  
you and Gaga aka Sega keep licking the urinals at Paradise canyon Vacation  
call centre. Sega you came to work for 3 months along with your skinny  
anorexic sister who hasn’t eaten in months, dressed up like a fat over weight  
model walking down or should we say crashing down a jumbo 7474 runway, but to  
be a model Gaga aka Sega you need to lose 100 pounds off your big fat ass. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Be Afraid Be Very Afraid 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacations will sound so nice and  
pleasing when they call you during supper and apologize  
and swear they are not calling to sell you anything,  
its strictly information only, you cant buy nothing  
at the presentation and of course leave your money at  
home, they will ask you to bring your wife or travel  
partner, this way you can't walk away so easily from  
the $10, 000 to $15, 000 membership, which is $3, 500  
down not refundable and $40 to $60 a month for the  
next 20 years, they will try to offer you gifts 2  
free night hotel stay and dinner for 2, which nobody  
ever receives, Paradise Canyon Vacations hates people  
who come for the gifts, the owners call them "roaches",  
then why do they offer the gifts and call the people  
roaches for attending, there is also the $1, 000 travel  
voucher, of course you have to spend $10, 000 to $15, 000  
for the membership, membership is all you get, you still  
have to pay for the trips, which will cost the same or  
more if you shop around. Don't let Paradise Canyon  
Vacation scam you. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Bring your own toilet paper 
 
I worked for the call centre at Paradise Canyon vacation in Winnipeg, every week Noel  
would bring us in the presentation room and threaten us if we didn't do better he  
would "clean house" and fire us. If you saw the bathrooms you would take getting  
fired as a blessing. The bathroom floors were never mopped, Noel would just dump  
20 gallons of water on the floors and there would be 2 inches of water on the  
floors, until it dried. Then we had the ants crawling all over the bathroom  
floors, rumor has it that they were Gaga's aka Sega’s crabs, the girl who  
slanders employees on scam.com, complaining of smell when in fact the smell was  
coming from her own yeast infection. The garbage pails were always full of  
employees garbage and doughnuts, that would explain all the ants, the garbage  
was emptied a good once a month, the garbage was always 2 feet over the small  
garbage pails. As for the bathrooms there was hardly ever any toilet paper,  
the employees were using the toilet paper to dry their hands since the paper  
towel dispensers were always empty. If you have to go to the bathroom for a  
crap you had better remember to bring your own toilet paper from home. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Bullies Employees 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation advertises $15 an hour 
for 24 hours per week, but it is in reality only 
$10 an hour for 20 hours, and only $15 an hour 
if you can get 10 leads that night which is next 
to impossible. There is alot of favourtism and 
those favored employees are given much easier 
call list to work on, while others have to work 
5 times harder, and if you dont produce enough 
you are brought into the presentation room and 
given warnings, special employees are protected 
with very easy call sheets, Paradise Canyon 
don't care about its employees only money,  
and the $10, 000 to $15, 000 membership fee they  
can get for their supposedly free presentations  
from people believing they will receive 2 free  
gifts, and Noel the manager and Rod the owner 
call people attending the presentations for the  
free gifts roaches. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Harasses Seniors 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacations is harassing seniors  
trying to make them come to a supposedly free  
presentation with 2 free gifts which no one  
ever receives, they tell seniors it is  
information only, leave your money at home,  
when in reality the membership is $10, 000  
to $15, 000, $3, 500 down and $40 to $60 per  
month for the next 20 years, one night Wendy 
the Horrible told Noel, "shes a senior 85  
and dont travel", the Noel told her to  
sell to her just the same.  
Paradise Canyon Vacations just wants your  
$10, 000 even if you have 1 foot in the grave.  
They have no compassion or morals, and should  
be respecting seniors instead of conning them  
and trying to make them come out to a  
presentation to con them out of their retirement  
money. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Campaign songs 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation campaign song 
 
-performed by Dave Simon, Noel's right 
hand man who sometimes uses his left. 
 
The problem with traveling is 
all inside your head 
Noel said to me 
The $10, 000 answer is easy if you 
Write out a cheque logically 
I'd like to help you in your struggle 
To be free of your timeshare membership 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
 
Noel said it's really not my habit 
To intrude with free gifts 
for attending the 1 hour presentation 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning 
Won't be lost or misconstrued 
that is why we ask you to bring 
your spouse or a travel partner 
But I'll repeat myself 
"because that is what we do" 
At the risk of being crude 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
Fifty ways to lose $10, 000 
 
[CHORUS:] 
You Just slip out the back 
door of the presentation, Jack 
Make a new plan 
go to a movie instead, Stan 
You don't need to be coy, Roy 
hang up the phone when 
Paradise Canyon Vacation calls 
Just get yourself free 
Hop on the bus, Gus 
and bring your wallet with you 
You don't need to discuss much 
tell the salesman no 
Just drop off the key, Lee 
there are no free gifts to win 
And get yourself free 
 
Noel said it grieves me so 
To see your wallet empty in such pain 
I wish there was something I could do 
like rip up your 20 year contract 
To make you smile again 
I said Noel I appreciate that 
And would you please explain 
About the fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
 
Noel said why don't we both 
Just attend a presentation tonight 
And I believe in the morning 
You'll begin to be conned 
to see the light 
And write out that cheque for $10, 000 
And then Noel kissed me 
And I realized he probably was right 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
Fifty ways to lose $10, 00 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - 50 Ways to Lose your members 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation Campaign song 
 
-performed by Dave Simon, Noel's right 
hand man who sometimes uses his left. 
 
The problem is all inside your service 
and the $3, 500 non refundable initial fee 
I said to Noel 
The $10, 000 answer is listening if you 
Ask them to Take out their cheque book logically 
I’d like to help you in your struggle 
To scam callers, sorry To make a profit 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
  
I told Noel it’s really not in  
my job description 
To advise or ask you to tell  
members that the contract 
is $40 t0 $60 a month for 20 years 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning 
Won’t get me fired or written up 
But I’ll repeat myself 
At the risk of being cool 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
Fifty ways to lose your members  
 
Just stab them in the back, Jack 
Make a big scam, Stan 
You don’t need more employees, Roy 
Just streamline your staff. 
Make a big fuss, Gus 
You don’t need to discuss much 
Just tack on a fee, Lee 
And file for Chapter 11 
 
I said to Noel it grieves me so 
To see your empty presentations 
I wish there was something I could do 
To make you hire more tele marketers 
Noel said I appreciate that 
And would you please explain 
About the fifty ways 
  
I said why don’t we both 
Just review your company's motto tonight 
And I believe in the morning 
You’ll begin to see the light 
And then told Noel to treat  
tele marketers with respect and give  
them more than 1/4% commisssion 
And Noel realized I probably was right 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
Fifty ways to lose your members 
  
Just stab them in the back, Jack 
Make a big scam, Stan 
You don’t need more employees, Roy 
Just streamline your staff. 
Make a big fuss, Gus 
You don’t need to discuss much 
Just tack on a fee, Lee 
And file for Chapter 11 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Dont cry for me Argentina 
 
Performed by Abby, Minor Volleyball Association 
right hand girl who sometimes uses her left 
and who was also employed with Paradise Canyon  
Vacation in October 2011 for a week. 
 
Dont cry for me Paradise canyon Vacation 
 
It wont be easy to give up $10, 000, I'll think your travel service is strange 
When the salesman will try to explain the $3, 500 non refundable deposit and how I will feel 
That they will need my $40 to $60 a month for 20 years and love after all that they've done 
 
You won't believe me that travel prices are no cheaper if you shop around 
All you will see is a salesman at a presentation you once knew 
Although he's dressed up to the nines 
At sixes and sevens he will still lie to you 
 
I had to let the presentation happen, I had to see if there was a change 
Couldn't stay all my life not traveling and down at heel 
Looking out of the window contemplating about writng out that cheque for $10, 000,  
with promises of soon being in the sun 
 
So I chose the freedom plus 20 year $15, 000 membership 
Running, flying around, hotels and spas trying everything new 
But nothing about Paradise Canyon Vacation impressed me at all 
I never expected it to 
 
Chorus: 
 
Don't cry for me Paradise canyon Vacation 
The truth is I never left you $10, 000 
All through my wild days you kept calling during supper 
My mad existence made only worse with your presentations 
I kept my promise not to become one of your travel members 
And if Don't keep your distance, I will call the BBB 
 
And as for fortune you tried to scam from me, and as for fame you promised 
I never invited them or your salesman in 
Though it seemed to the world that the travel membership is not what I desired 
 
They are illusions just like your phony salesmen 
The travel savings are not the solutions they promised to be 
The answer was here all the time, not to pick up the phone 
I hate you and hope you stop calling me me 
 
Don't cry for me Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Whos zoomin who? 
		 
Who's Zoomin' Who Lyrics 
Performed by Abby who worked at the Paradise Canyon  
Vacation call center for a week in October 2011, but got 
fired and is now with the Minor Volleyball Association. 
 
You walked in the presentation room on the sly 
Scopin' for those who love to travel and a $10, 000 membership fee 
In the crowd, I caught your sneaky salesman eye 
You can't hide your stuff and your lengthy contracts 
 
You came to catch and tried to scam me 
You thought I'd be naive and tame 
You met your match Paradise Canyon vacation 
I beat you at your own game you phoney salesman 
 
(chorus) 
Who's zoomin' who, take another look at this empty cheque, tell me baby 
Who's zoomin who...oh 
Who's zoomin' who, now the fish jumped off the $10, 000 hook 
Didn't I baby...Who's zoomin' who (repeat) 
 
Guess you believed the world I would have traveled 
Didn't Played by your rules of $3, 500 non refundable 
Here stands an experienced girl who wont give you $40 to $60 a month for life 
I'm Nobody's fool... 
 
Don't speculate that i'm joining your travel membership 
you thought you had me covered, but 
I've got your bait from reading on line scam posts  
You're bound to be a loser...so go 
(chorus) 
 
You think you're smooth with your 2 free gifts 
That you can pick and choose 
When the time is right to attend your presentations... 
But, just look behind, you'll be surprised to find 
I'm not going to your presentation tonight...oh 
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Paradise Canyon Scam Vacation 
 
 - "can you spare $10, 000?' 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacations tele marketers will call you during supper,  
offer you 2 free night stay and dinner for 2, for attending an 1 hour  
presentation, tell you to leave your wallet at home, strictly  
information only, in reality the membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000 with  
$3, 500 which is non refundable and $40 to $60 a month for 20 years, which 
you don't find out untill the saleasman comes to your home with a lengthy  
contract to sign, the tele marketers will tell you "you can't buy nothing  
at the presentation" and call you the day before, leave your money at home  
but bring a cheque for $10, 000. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - check before you buy 
 
VonRijn - 06-16-2009 08:06 
 
Check with Alberta Consumer Affairs, whether they have a BOND filed with the 
government of Alberta. 
 
Sure smells, as you say. 
 
News just yesterday reported that one of Alberta's largest travel agencies - 
HAROLD SMITH TRAVEL, with lots of branches - WENT BANKRUPT 
stranding loads of suckers. 
 
Only those who used a credit card will get refunds, while those who paid cash 
lost all. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Chillingeffects.org can kiss our asses 
 
Chillingeffects.org for your information Paradise Canyon Vacation 
is keeping information from the public, not telling callers that the 
travel membewrships are $10, 000 to $15, 000, another thing  
chillingeffects.org when the manager Noel was approached about Loren 
an employee selling stolen xbox, play station, wii games and blue ray 
movies, Noel said it was ok as long as employees got good prices. 
So your trying to protect Paradise canyon Vacation so they can keep  
ripping people off, and keep selling stolen goods on company property.  
You are like scam.com protecting crooked companies who cry about losing  
sales they get from misguiding information. Chillingeffects.org the  
internet is freedom of speech, as we were told by the police station  
when Noel used scare tactics accusing him of posting blogs when Noel  
fired thousands of employees, "cleaning house" so Noel says every other  
week. His own Filipino people he shits on and there are many angry  
Filipinos. Chillingeffects.org go ahead and post : 
 
"In response to a complaint we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright  
Act, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read the  
DMCA complaint that caused the removal(s) at ChillingEffects.org." 
 
Thats right keep trying to take away the peoples right to free speech online to  
speak out and be heard about shady, crooked companies. Your only making a fool of 
yourselves just like scam.com removing all the Paradise Canyon Vacation complaints,  
for every post scam.com took down 100 more will go up to replace them, so scam.com 
you can go and join chillingeffects.org and go lick the urinals at the Paradise 
Canyon Vacation call center. How do you like that for freedom of internet speech. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
– Corncobs at work 
 
What did tele marketers use when out of toilet paper? 
 
 
Thank your lucky stars you don't work for Paradise Canyon Vacation call center, bucko.  
 
Let me tell you about … corncobs. You may not believe this, but it was once common practice at the  
Paradise Canyon Vacation call center to leave a corncob hanging from a string in the bathroom stall  
for purposes of personal hygiene. The string, I gather, was to permit the cob to be reused. For  
those who were punctilious in these matters, or else blessed with an abundance of corncobs, a box  
of disposable cobs might be provided if the tele marketer met his sales goal for the week instead.  
On Sundays and Mondays, the cob might be replaced by a mussel shell. 
For those tele marketers with 2 or more sales in the evening, paper from discarded books or newspapers  
was often provided by management to either of the foregoing. The meteoric growth of the Paradise Canyon  
Vacation pamphlets, for instance, is thought to be partly attributable to  
the protean nature of its catalogs, which, historians tells us, might serve a family of regular habits  
for an entire season. As with the cob, the Paradise Canyon vacation pamphlets would be hung  
in the bathroom on a string and pages torn off as needed. It's said the use of coated stock, which was  
nonabsorbent, was a source of great consternation to travel members who could afford to join at  
$10, 000 to $15, 000. when Paradise Canyon Vacation began printing color pictures in their pamphlets. 
Families, in attempting to teach their sons to be cultivated gentlemen, often advised hoarding an  
inexpensive volume of Paradise Canyon vacation Travel pamphlets for use in the loo. The idea, of course,  
was that while you were sitting there in a contemplative state you'd be able to read  
why Paradise canyon Vacations is no cheaper than other travel service and most often you will find more  
expensive if you shop around, following which the paper aka travel pamphlet could be put to other ends,  
so to speak. It hasn't escaped my notice that my magnum opus, that is Latin for stay away from Paradise  
Canyon Vacation, is also well suited for this purpose. Maybe we should perforate the pages, for maximum  
comfort and ease because that is all the travel pamphlet is good for. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Cracked Foundations 
 
Jeanherself 
New Member 
 
Joined: Aug 2011 
Posts: 1 
 
I have to post. I am from Lethbridge. The real estate  
at Paradise Canyon is sliding into the coulees as the  
builders did not go down to bedrock on the hills.  
Currently you can see 2 of the $350, 000 to $500, 000  
house for schedule A sale at $159, 000 and 175, 000.  
Schedule A means you are buying as is with no recourse  
if the condo/house continues to slip. THESE HOUSES  
HAVE CRACKED FOUNDATIONS AS MANY OTHERS HAD AND THERE  
IS NO QUICK FIX as I called a structural engineer and  
he said they won't touch Paradise due to the numerous  
lawsuits. You have to get pilings to go down to bedrock  
and each can cost $30, 000 to $50, ooo apiece. You may  
need 1 or 4 to stabilize each structure. Go to mls.ca  
and get to the Lethbridge listings to view the beautiful  
homes on firesale at Paradise Canyon! I looked inmto it  
because of the prices. The real estate guys won't even  
buy to resale. 
PS- The river is the Old Man river not the Milk River. 
 
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9 out of 10 doctors don't recommend Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
100 Things your doctor don't want you to know about Paradise Canyon Vacation  
 
D to F  
 
Paradise canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Dave Breeding Turkeys 
 
Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes 
uses his left is now enjoying the outdoors 
chasing male turkeys while doing his imitation 
turkey mating call. To help supplement his 
income Dave has been helping turkeys to breed,  
since he's been saving his right hand to assist 
Noel, why not make extra money using his left  
hand to save the turkey population. so next time  
your having a family thanks giving dinner and your  
about to say grace before carving the turkey say a  
little prayer and thank Dave for without his left  
hand there would be no turkey on the table, and if 
Paradise canyon Vacation calls during supper tell  
the caller to tell Dave that you got better things  
to do with your right hand than write them a cheque  
for $10, 000. 
 
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- Dave harasses ex-employees 
 
Thursday October 20, 2011 - 6:25pm, 2011 our cousin receives not one  
but 2 calls from Dave trying to disguise himself as "James", Noel's  
right hand man who sometimes uses his left, trying to question our  
cousin about internet blogs. *57 was used and the number traced to  
the police station, and the call was more than likely made from  
Paradise canyon Vacation call center, during working hours. It's  
not enough that Noel tried to use scare tactics and tell our cousin  
that the police will be wafting when he gets home the night he went  
to pick up his final cheque, our family called the police station and  
Noel lied, the police said the internet is free speech. Noel fired  
thousands of people even his own Filipino people, Dave go and harass  
Noel's Filipino people, we are not Filipinos, Dave go and call Brian  
since he was the one who said in the meeting that Noel was protecting  
some people who had less sales than him, Brian was angry about being  
fired, and he is Filipino who worked with Noel for 4 years. Is this  
the kind of company you want to hand over $10, 000 to $15, 000 for a  
travel membership, a company who harasses employees after firing  
them, Noel could have given our cousin trade show sheets but he was  
out to fire our cousin, for asking Dave to get his antivirus program  
back, Noel was very pissed the night he returned the borrowed software,  
he hasn't talked to our cousin since and kept shitting on him, that’s  
the thanks you get for borrowing your boss who asked for the software,  
never trust anyone from work, especially your boss. If this is how they  
treat their employees just imagine how they treat their members. Don't  
let Dave or Noel get your hard earned money, you will get nothing for  
your $10, 000 and it is $3, 500 not refundable and $40 to $60 a month for  
20 years and the prices are no cheaper than other travel agents or if  
you shopped around for yourself. 
Again October 21, 2011 7:28pm Dave calls back trying to use scare tactics 
This time Dave clears his throat not knowing what to say, we believe he 
was drunk putting back a few cold ones. Again *57 was used and the number  
traced, keep harassing our cousin Dave we will keep tracking and tracing 
your calls. This is Paradise Canyon Vacation harassing ex employees. 
 
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 - Dave right hand man with 2 left feet 
 
Noel has a right hand man named Dave who sometimes uses his 
left. Some of us worked with Dave before at Tele Solutions,  
where 1/2 of the closing supervisors collecting credit card  
information had served jail time, and this is where Dave  
came from, and he seems to blend right in very nicely with  
his prison tattoos. Our cousin used to work with Dave on  
Saturday mornings at Tele Solutions and he remembers Dave  
coming in to work drunk like a skunk, and got many leads  
but once he sobered up he couldn’t do nothing, useless as  
tits on bull. Dave comes in to work every other week with  
a black eye from bar fights, or misses days here and there  
when he's on a drinking binge. Is this the best that Noel  
can do for a right hand man who sometimes uses his left.  
If this is the quality of supervisors we can imagine the  
quality of the salesmen at the presentations, the sales  
pitch should be  
"leave your money at home but bring a case of two four". 
 
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 - Dave still Harasses ex employees 
 
6:10pm, October 24, 2011, Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his  
left, is still harassing our cousin and again *57 was used to trace the call  
to the police, doesn't the employees at Paradise Canyon Vacation have nothing  
better to do than thier supervisor to call and harass ex employees and with  
scare tactics and saying "you better quit that internet shit", Dave get a  
real job like working in a tattoo parlor and get real tatto not home made  
prison tattoos, Noel fired many Filipinos and Brian was very upset go and  
call Brian, leave innocent people alone. I hope people reading this will  
think twice about giving Paradise VCanyon Vacation $10, 000 to $15, 000 for  
nothing more than a membership for prices no cheaper than if they shopped  
around. For your information they don't tell you its $10, 000 till the  
salesman gets to your home, don't beleive the "you can't buy nothing at the  
presentation, it's strictly information only, and leave your money at home" 
There are better things you can do with $10, p000 to $15, 000 than let Paradise 
Canyon Vacation scam you out of it. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Dave tells Abby he wants to harass employee at home 
 
We found out today Oct 26, 2011 that a Abby an ex female employee of  
Paradise Canyon Vacation in Winnipeg now working for the Minor Volleyball  
Association in Winnipeg as their right hand woman who sometimes  
uses her left, worked and quit the same week of Oct 16-22, 2011 told  
Abby told our family that Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left was threatening to go to our cousin's house, this is  
beyond harassment, Noel fired alot of people, and some people are  
fighting back on line, letting the truth be known. Right now  
Dave is harassing our cousin with 3 phone calls, all 3 calls *57 was  
pressed and the call traced back to the Winnipeg police department.  
If Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left comes around  
our cousin's house, our family will call his parole officer, and Dave can  
go back to prison and get a few more home made oops prison made tattoos. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Do some further checking 
 
Vanese - 06-17-2009 09:29  
 
I did some further checking and I think they're on the up and up. It' 
a matter of what you want to risk. You buy this membership, say 1 
grand (don't have to put all of it down but the less you put down, o 
course, the higher the interest on monthly payments) and you hav 
access to hotels, cruises, some flights, timeshares, al 
inclusives...at travel agent prices. It's a lifestyle choice in som 
respects. If you plan to travel four or five times a year, be it a 
day weekend or a real holiday - over 20 or 30 years - it would be wort 
it. BUT, will they be in business for that long? One hopes so 
however, no guarantees. You can quit at any time. But if you put ou 
a significant deposit, you don't get it back. And to avoid tha 
possibility because you're not sure this is for you - then you have t 
pay some fairly significant interest on a monthly payment. 
 
Their home property, the Paradise Canyon Golf Resort in Lethbridge i 
registered with the Better Business Bureau in Lethbridge and the BBB i 
aware of Paradise Canyon Vacations 
 
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Vanese 
 
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Dont cry for me Argentina 
 
Performed by Abby, Minor Volleyball Association 
right hand girl who sometimes uses her left 
and who was also employed with Paradise Canyon  
Vacation in October 2011 for a week. 
 
Dont cry for me Paradise canyon Vacation 
 
It wont be easy to give up $10, 000, I'll think your travel service is strange 
When the salesman will try to explain the $3, 500 non refundable deposit and how I will feel 
That they will need my $40 to $60 a month for 20 years and love after all that they've done 
 
You won't believe me that travel prices are no cheaper if you shop around 
All you will see is a salesman at a presentation you once knew 
Although he's dressed up to the nines 
At sixes and sevens he will still lie to you 
 
I had to let the presentation happen, I had to see if there was a change 
Couldn't stay all my life not traveling and down at heel 
Looking out of the window contemplating about writng out that cheque for $10, 000,  
with promises of soon being in the sun 
 
So I chose the freedom plus 20 year $15, 000 membership 
Running, flying around, hotels and spas trying everything new 
But nothing about Paradise Canyon Vacation impressed me at all 
I never expected it to 
 
Chorus: 
 
Don't cry for me Paradise canyon Vacation 
The truth is I never left you $10, 000 
All through my wild days you kept calling during supper 
My mad existence made only worse with your presentations 
I kept my promise not to become one of your travel members 
And if Don't keep your distance, I will call the BBB 
 
And as for fortune you tried to scam from me, and as for fame you promised 
I never invited them or your salesman in 
Though it seemed to the world that the travel membership is not what I desired 
 
They are illusions just like your phony salesmen 
The travel savings are not the solutions they promised to be 
The answer was here all the time, not to pick up the phone 
I hate you and hope you stop calling me me 
 
Don't cry for me Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam  
 
- Employee asleep on toilet 
 
Employee asleep for two days on call center toilet 
 
Published: 2011 Oct 06 7:26pm 
 
A 47-year-old man was asleep on Paradise Canyon Vacation call center toilet  
 
for one and a half days before being discovered by staff, it has emerged.  
 
The man had been hired as a casual tel;e marketer 26th October 2011, suffering  
 
from pains in the chest and abdomen from stressful calls. Co workers gave him samples 
  
of thier calls, and decided he be ok for the rest of the night. 
 
But Noel came to his desk at 7:30pm to give him his booking results, his chair was empty  
 
and the worker had disappeared.  
 
Staff searched for the man in the immediate vicinity of the the call center, but did not find him. 
 
Supervisors assumed that the man had left the call center, so Noel discharged him. It was only  
 
nearly two days later that the man was found in a toilet  
 
adjacent to Noel's office. He appeared to have gone there on his own, locked himself in the  
 
toilet and fell aleep. 
 
"He had been there for one and a half days, " said Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
 
uses his left acting as a spokesman to The Local. 
 
Franzén said she could not reveal whether doctors had considered the man's condition to be  
 
life-threatening, but she did say that he had not been confused. 
 
"If a tele marketer is in a confused state then we keep an eye on them, but that was 
  
not judged to be the case here." 
 
Dave said that a more thorough search of the call center for the man had not been  
 
judged necessary. 
 
"We are a very big call center, and it's not unusual for workers to just leave.  
 
We didn't look for him because he was not confused." 
 
The call center said in the future that bathroom passes will be assigned. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Employee Theft 
 
Paradise canyon Vacation tele marketers are very good in convincing you 
that the presentation is free and leave your money at home, and if you  
Haven’t guess by now, it is a scam. The membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000 
but they don’t tell you that till the salesman/woman comes to your home. 
Theft is a daily thing at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre, people 
having cell phones stolen is very popular, that is because everyone is on 
their cell phones surfing the internet playing games, so there is plenty 
of cell phones to be stolen. One person even had his bicycle seat stolen 
from his very desk, you can’t leave anything down. The manager Noel  
actually encourages stealing among his employees, when questioned about  
Loren selling stolen Xbox, play station pc games and DVD movies, Noel's  
reply was that is ok as long as employees get good prices, and Dave,  
Noels right hand man who sometimes uses his left is Loren's best  
customer, we all also have Rob selling stolen $200 sports jerseys for  
$40, and his biggest buyer is Ozzie a tall skinny black man from Mts  
on Osbourne in Winnipeg, buying a jersey a week, now we also have shady  
crooked Mts employees trying to scam you out of $10, 000. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Employees selling and buying stolen goods 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation employees for years have been enjoying 
the benefits of buying stolen goods during work time on 
company property. When Noel the manager was approached about 
Loren selling Xbox, play station, pc games and blue ray movies,  
Noel said it was ok as long as employees got good prices. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Selling stolen laptop for $100 
 
Where else but at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre can you buy a 
brand new stolen laptop for $100 still in the box. It happened with 
a tele marketer called Sega, who used to come in everyday dressed  
like she was a model walking down the runway. Rather than going to  
the store to buy a new laptop she took advantage of Paradise Canyon  
vacation employee benefits, and purchased a brand new stolen laptop  
for $100, off one of the tele marketers, a big fat guy who was going  
to the gym everyday so said Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left. When Noel the manager was confronted about Loren selling  
stolen Xbox and DVD movies, Noel said it was ok as long as employees got  
good prices Not only can Sega buy stolen brand new laptops still in  
the box, she can also buy Xbox, play station, pc games and DVD movies from 
Loren, are his stolen movies any good, ask Dave Noel's right hand man who 
sometimes uses his left, Dave is Loren's biggest customer. Stolen laptops 
Xbox games and movies is not all that Paradise Canyon Employees benefits 
entitles them too, they can also purchase stolen $200 sports jerseys from 
Rob for $40, ask Ozzie an Mts Osbourne Winnipeg call centre employee,  
he's been buying stolen sports jerseys one of every week for months, and 
wears his stolen jerseys with pride. You too can receive employee benefits 
and buy stolen laptops, Xbox games, DVD movies and stolen sports jerseys,  
all you need is a desire to lie to people about free presentations and 
scam people out of $10, 000 for memberships. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Selling stolen sports jerseys 
 
Along with scamming people out of $10, 000 and lying 
about free presentations and 2 free gifts. Paradise 
Canyon Vacation tele-marketers can get sports jerseys 
valued at $200 for $40 to $60, thanks to Rob a tele  
marketer in the call centre who has been for years 
moon lighting selling stolen jerseys. Is the quality 
good? Well just ask Ozzie a tall black man from Mts 
on Osbourne in Winnipeg, Noels pet tele marketer 
who along with Tyler also gets very easy expo sheets 
while the rest of the workers have calls 5 times as  
hard. Ozzie has been buying stolen jerseys at the rate 
of 1 a week and is very proud to wear his hot jerseys,  
Ozzie can afford to buy one very week because he brags 
how he's making $20 an hour and his girlfriend is  
making $35, you think with that kind of money he would 
buy store bought sport jerseys. Just goes to show where 
your money goes when you pay your Mts bill. As for Paradise 
Canyon Vacation, they give it the thumbs up, because when 
Noel was approached about the situation he said it was ok 
that Loren sells stolen Xbox, placation, pc games and movies 
as long as the employees get good prices. Is this where the 
$10, 000 membership fee goes, to pay crooked employees. Dave,  
Noels right hand man who sometimes uses his left is  
Loren's best customer. If this is the how the call centre 
is running I hate to see the 1 hour presentations. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Selling stolen Xbox games 
 
Along with scamming people out of $10, 000 and lying 
about free presentations and 2 free gifts. Paradise 
Canyon Vacation tele-marketers can get net prices 
on all their favorite Xbox, play station and wi games,  
not to mention DVD HD and blue ray movies. All thanks to  
Loren one of their top bookers. When Loren is not 
behind bars and at work, he is selling Xbox games and pc 
games to his top buyer, Dave who is Noels right hand man 
and sometimes he uses his left. Paradise Canyon gives 
all this the thumbs up, because when Noel was approached 
concerning the situation he said "it's ok as long as  
employees get good prices", now would you join and 
pay $10, 000 membership if the employees and right hand  
man are all buying stolen DVDs. They should be offering  
these DVD movies and Xbox games at the presentations at  
employee prices, along with the dinner for 2 and the 2  
free hotel night stay. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Enormous Upfront Fee 
 
kimcf 
New Member 
 
Joined: Oct 2010 
Posts: 1 
 
Default Re: Paradise Canyon Vacations... 
My friends just recently purchased a membership with Paradise Canyon Vacations,  
so I thought I would check them out. 
 
This Travel Club sounds the same as every other club out there... enormous 
upfront fee and monthly charges for services that are offered on the internet 
for free. I cannot believe that there are still Travel Clubs out there with 
the introduction of the internet. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - charge up to $15k 
 
el richo 
That's what she said!!! 
 
Joined: Jan 2009 
Location: Oobie doobie doobie, oobie doobie doobie, woop man, woop man, nick knack noo. 
 
 
So they offer discounts on holidays, yet charge you up to $15k for the privilege? Sounds  
awesome 
 
I'll lend you my bargepole if you pay $4k for postage. 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Female Tele marketer f-a-r-t-s 
 
Tele Marketer Wendy Suspended For Passing Gas 
  
Girl's Family Says Punishment Too Steep 
 
Winnipeg, Manitoba -- A chubby female tele marketer has been suspended  
from work because she intentionally passed gas, according to  
Paradise Canyon Vacation management. 
Noel reported that Wendy a veteran fat tele marketer was suspended from  
Paradise canyon Vacation call center under a company rule against  
disruptive behavior and eating beans in the lunchroom. 
Supervisors said Wendy repeatedly passed gas to make Ozzie laugh, but 
instead Ozzie past out from the stench. Dave, Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left had to give Ozzie mouth to mouth 
resuscitation with an occasional slip of the tongue. 
They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe making the other  
tele marketers and co workers turn blue in the face and gasping for air. 
Noel said that when he heard Wendy farting it was like a wild herd of 
elephants trumping and blowing their trunks. 
Wendy's family said their daughter isn't perfect and they're appealing  
the suspension, saying the manager Noel went too far with its punishment.  
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Fifty ways to leave your lover  
 
50 Ways to Leave your Lover or lose $10, 000 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation campaign song 
 
-performed by Dave Simon, Noel's right 
hand man who sometimes uses his left. 
 
The problem with traveling is 
all inside your head 
Noel said to me 
The $10, 000 answer is easy if you 
Write out a cheque logically 
I'd like to help you in your struggle 
To be free of your timeshare membership 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
 
Noel said it's really not my habit 
To intrude with free gifts 
for attending the 1 hour presentation 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning 
Won't be lost or misconstrued 
that is why we ask you to bring 
your spouse or a travel partner 
But I'll repeat myself 
"because that is what we do" 
At the risk of being crude 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
Fifty ways to lose $10, 000 
 
[CHORUS:] 
You Just slip out the back 
door of the presentation, Jack 
Make a new plan 
go to a movie instead, Stan 
You don't need to be coy, Roy 
hang up the phone when 
Paradise Canyon Vacation calls 
Just get yourself free 
Hop on the bus, Gus 
and bring your wallet with you 
You don't need to discuss much 
tell the salesman no 
Just drop off the key, Lee 
there are no free gifts to win 
And get yourself free 
 
Noel said it grieves me so 
To see your wallet empty in such pain 
I wish there was something I could do 
like rip up your 20 year contract 
To make you smile again 
I said Noel I appreciate that 
And would you please explain 
About the fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
 
Noel said why don't we both 
Just attend a presentation tonight 
And I believe in the morning 
You'll begin to be conned 
to see the light 
And write out that cheque for $10, 000 
And then Noel kissed me 
And I realized he probably was right 
There must be fifty ways 
To leave $10, 000 
Fifty ways to lose $10, 000 
 
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50 Ways to Leave your Lover, or to Lose your members 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation Campaign song 
 
-performed by Dave Simon, Noel's right 
hand man who sometimes uses his left. 
 
The problem is all inside your service 
and the $3, 500 non refundable initial fee 
I said to Noel 
The $10, 000 answer is listening if you 
Ask them to Take out their cheque book logically 
I’d like to help you in your struggle 
To scam callers, sorry To make a profit 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
  
I told Noel it’s really not in  
my job description 
To advise or ask you to tell  
members that the contract 
is $40 t0 $60 a month for 20 years 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning 
Won’t get me fired or written up 
But I’ll repeat myself 
At the risk of being cool 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
Fifty ways to lose your members  
 
Just stab them in the back, Jack 
Make a big scam, Stan 
You don’t need more employees, Roy 
Just streamline your staff. 
Make a big fuss, Gus 
You don’t need to discuss much 
Just tack on a fee, Lee 
And file for Chapter 11 
 
I said to Noel it grieves me so 
To see your empty presentations 
I wish there was something I could do 
To make you hire more tele marketers 
Noel said I appreciate that 
And would you please explain 
About the fifty ways 
  
I said why don’t we both 
Just review your company's motto tonight 
And I believe in the morning 
You’ll begin to see the light 
And then told Noel to treat  
tele marketers with respect and give  
them more than 1/4% commission 
And Noel realized I probably was right 
There must be fifty ways 
To lose your members 
Fifty ways to lose your members 
  
Just stab them in the back, Jack 
Make a big scam, Stan 
You don’t need more employees, Roy 
Just streamline your staff. 
Make a big fuss, Gus 
You don’t need to discuss much 
Just tack on a fee, Lee 
And file for Chapter 11 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
Free gifts when donkeys fly 
 
I have worked at Paradise canyon Vacation for a year. Paradise Canyon Vacation will  
call you and offer you 2 free gifts to attend their 1 hour presentation. They will 
offer you a 2 free night stay in a hotel, and a free dinner for 2 at a local 
restaurant. The whole year I have been at Paradise canyon Vacation taking calls 
I have only spoke to one lady who got the free 2 night hotel stay and she was  
mad as hell. She was in Alberta and the free 2 night hotel stay was in Florida; 
it seems you can't chose where you want to stay, and this lady would have had to 
spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars to use her free 2 night hotel gift. 
Lots of people we called never received their free 2 gifts, and were very upset. 
One night i had a lady on the line for 30 minutes who didn't get her 2 free gifts,  
Noel the manager didn't even give a damn or care in the least bit, I asked Noel to  
please come talk to the lady, but he refused to come talk to her on the phone,  
gave some excuse that she didn't fill out the profile information. That is the  
excuse the manager uses when people don't get their 2 free promised gifts for  
attneding the free presentation. Rod, Noel's boss calls people roaches for  
coming to the presentations to recive their free gifts, and Noel also calls 
people coming for the 2 free gifts roaches also. But they want people to spend 
$10, 000 to $15, 000 for a travel membership with prices just as expensive as 
other travel services, your getting nothing but a membership. They don't tell you 
its $10, 000 to $15, 000 and $3, 500 non refundable and $40 to $60 a month for 20 years 
till the salesman arrives at your home, completely different from what is said in the 
presentation. If your spouse or travel partner can't make it to the presentation 
you get no free gifts. Think twice next time you receive a tele marketer call 
from this organization. 
 
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9 out of 10 doctors don't recommend Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
100 Things your doctor don't want you to know about Paradise Canyon Vacation  
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Gaga aka Sega has crabs or is that dinner for 2 
 
Now that the truth comes out about Paradise Canyon Vacation  
employees selling stolen Xbox, play station pc games and  
blue ray movies, the employees like Gaga aka Sega come out  
of the wood word to protect their jobs, Gaga aka Sega you  
can go and eat the shit out of Paradise Canyon toilets call  
centre, because you’re a piece of shit like the rest of  
them, I sat next to this person you’re trying to slander  
and he was a perfect gentleman, and even though he rode to  
work, he changed his clothes and brought spare clothes,  
as for mental the only mental people is you for protecting  
Paradise Canyon Vacation it's funny Gaga aka Sega how you  
didn’t mention the stolen sports jerseys and stolen Xbox  
games and blue ray movies and when our cousin's bike seat  
was stolen he mentioned to Noel about Loren selling stolen  
movies and Xbox games and Noel the manager told our cousin  
it was ok as long as employees got good prices, Gaga aka  
Sega why did you leave out employees selling and buying  
stolen goods Gaga aka Sega how much did Noel pay you to  
slander our cousin, or is Gaga really Noel impersonating  
an employee to try and save his company and sales Gaga aka  
Sega you can lick my ass and let me crap in your mouth,  
look at you trying to scam innocent people out of $10, 000  
dollars, next time you’re on the phone, just tell the truth  
and tell the people its $3, 500 down not refundable, and  
$50 a month for 20 years oh and don't forgot the lengthy  
contract they got to sign, when you can do this, then you  
can talk shit about people, till then keep licking the  
urinals at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre. You  
didn’t quit gaga Noel fired your ass because you couldn’t  
produce bookings, and Gaga aka Sega those ants in the  
ladies bathroom floor, those are not ants, those were your 
crabs, were those crabs the free dinner for two you were  
offering callers on the phone to attend the free presentation,  
Gaga aka Sega go see a doctor you skank. 
 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Give me Noel NOW!!! 
 
When Paradise Canyon Vacation calls, demand to speak to  
Noel, he is the manager, and do not take no for an answer. 
They can call and harass people during supper every night  
with promises of supposedly free gifts. As for the do not  
call list won't do nothing, because the tele marketers  
dial all the numbers by hand. The call list may never even  
be handed in since people come and go daily. When you speak  
to Noel tell Noel you know that the membership is $10, 000  
to $15, 000 and that you will not give him $3, 500 down non  
refundable and then another $40 to $60 a month for the next  
20 years. Noel and his boss Rod at the Calgary office hate  
people coming to the presentation just for the free gifts,  
they call them "roaches". Noel even fires his own people  
Filipinos if they don't give him enough leads, even Brian a  
Filipino who was with Noel for 4 years. The man is mean,  
heartless and cares only about money, and we think he cares  
about Edna a short Filipino we call Snooki who has been with  
him for years, and is given special rebook sheets and has  
Debbie and Catherine wiping her ass finishing up her calls  
with confirmation leads. Noel back stabs his own Filipino  
people but kisses Tylers and Ozzzie's asses, one night Noel  
gave Ozzie 2 expo sheets while other workers had to do all  
the hard calls, and Tyler gets expo sheets every night, we  
wonder whose nose is browner Noels, Tyler's or Ozzie's. How  
can you trust a company whose manager turns on his own people  
in the name of greed and money. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Harasses Seniors 
 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacations is harassing seniors  
trying to make them come to a supposedly free  
presentation with 2 free gifts which no one  
ever receives, they tell seniors it is  
information only, leave your money at home,  
when in reality the membership is $10, 000  
to $15, 000, $3, 500 down and $40 to $60 per  
month for the next 20 years, one night Wendy 
the Horrible told Noel, "shes a senior 85  
and dont travel", the Noel told her to  
sell to her just the same.  
Paradise Canyon Vacations just wants your  
$10, 000 even if you have 1 foot in the grave.  
They have no compassion or morals, and should  
be respecting seniors instead of conning them  
and trying to make them come out to a  
presentation to con them out of their retirement  
money. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Bullies Employees 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation advertises $15 an hour 
for 24 hours per week, but it is in reality only 
$10 an hour for 20 hours, and only $15 an hour 
if you can get 10 leads that night which is next 
to impossible. There is a lot of favoritism and 
those favored employees are given much easier 
call list to work on, while others have to work 
5 times harder, and if you don’t produce enough 
you are brought into the presentation room and 
given warnings, special employees are protected 
with very easy call sheets, Paradise Canyon 
don't care about its employee’s only money,  
and the $10, 000 to $15, 000 membership fee they  
can get for their supposedly free presentations  
from people believing they will receive 2 free  
gifts, and Noel the manager and Rod the owner 
call people attending the presentations for the  
free gifts roaches. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Hat Trick 
 
A hat trick in sports is when a player gets 3 goals in a game 
at Paradise Canyon Vacation a hat trick is when you get called 
3 times in the same night. Promising you gifts to attend the  
presentation and reassuring you that its not time share and  
free when the membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000 and $3, 500 down  
not refundable and yes the best part $40 t0 $60 a month for  
20 years. Don't let Ozzie, Wendy and Edna get the poweplay on  
you. save your $10, 000 and put them in the penalty box where 
these scamers belong. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation and The Wizard of Ozzie Osbourne 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation has an MTS employee, from the Osbourne call centre  
location in Winnipeg who calls himself ozzie, a tall skinny black anorexic  
man who is making $20 an hour, and his girlfriend $35 an hour so he brags  
at the Paradise canyon Vacation Call Centre, yet he comes to Paradise Canyon  
for minimum wage to rip off people for $10, 000, this is evil greed $55 an  
hour between them both and he needs to come rip off innocent people and lie  
to them, we beleive that Noel is paying Ozzie under the table because on  
several occasions we have seen Noel give Ozzie several $20, Ozzie claims  
that its his pay and that he has no bus money to get home, really he's  
making $20 an hour from MTS and his girlfriend $35 working with xrays and  
Ozzie has no bus money to get home, maybe if Ozzie wouldn't buy so many  
stolen nba and hockey jerseys from Rob, Ozzie may just have bus money to  
get home. Rob has been selling stolen sports jerseys at the Paradise Canyon  
Vacation Winnipeg all on company time and property call centre for years,  
but since Ozzie has arrived business has been booming, and what does Noel  
say about all this, when Noel was approached about Loren selling stolen  
xbox, playstation pc games and blu ray movies, Noel the manager said it  
was ok as long as employees get good prices. When Mts was called they  
said that they didn't care what their employees did off company time,  
and no supervisor even called back.Yet Mts wants us to give our personal  
information to their employees buying stolen sports jerseys at the rate  
of 1 per week. Now you know where your money goes when you pay your MTS  
bill it goes to employees like Ozzie buying stolen sports jerseys so how  
can you trust a company who hires shady MTS employees and people selling  
stolen sports jerseys, and not to mention Loren selling his stolen Xbox,  
play station pc games and blue ray movies so when you join Paradise Canyon  
Vacation and pay $10, 000 membership fee, now you know where your money is  
going, membership does have its privileges but only for employees of  
Paradise Canyon Vacation call center. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Wendy the Horrible 
 
Beware of Wendy the Horrible; she is Paradise Canyon Vacation's top  
con artist and don’t care how many people she scams out of $10, 000,  
regardless of age. All she is after is commission and inviting people  
to the supposedly free presentations. She is constantly crying and  
complaining when not enough people show up for the presentations so she  
can make her commission. One night Wendy had a fight with the matriarch 
of the Catherine clan, and verified her own lead, this lead to a fight  
with Noel, Wendy was so horrible she told Noel the manager "you need me  
more than I need you", not only is Wendy horrible but she is stingy and  
all talk no action, next night she came back to work on her knees begging  
Noel for her job back. She has a very horrible high pitched voice and when  
she is working she is the only person you can hear in the room. Her voice  
is so shrill that she can awaken the dead, . Be very aware when Wendy calls,  
she is very cunning and manipulative and is very good at conning people to  
come to the presentation. Paradise Canyon tele marketers don’t have a heart,  
all they want is to con you so they can get their commission. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - the 3 faces of Eve now adding Brittney 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation is so shady that even their tele marketers  
are liars and dishonest. If you get a call from a woman claiming to  
be Jenna or Ella, her real name is Edna, all the same person using 3  
names to try to fool people and rob them out of $10, 000, telling them  
the presentation is free and will receive 2 free gifts, only 1 woman  
in over a year said she received the free hotel stay, but had travel  
to Florida, from central Canada to the other side of the USA, and had  
to pay the airfare, you can’t pick and choose where to stay, a free hotel  
stay may cost thousands of dollars in air fare, but Jenna, Ella or  
Edna all the same person won’t tell you this, she is greedy and wants  
you to go to the so called free presentation and be conned out of  
$10, 000 she is a good con artist so be very aware. Update now it seems 
that Edna aka Eve has added a new name she is now going by Britney 
so now when Ella, Jenna or Britney calls you, it is really Edna. 
A short Filipino lady trying to sound like a jersey shore poser,  
everybody just calls her Snooki. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Hates children 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation hates when people attending the presentations 
bring their children, yet they want to charge $10, 000 to $15, 000 for 
a travel membership and a lot families travel with children, and they  
don't even tell you its $10, 000 till the salesman arrives at your house.  
Contradictory to what is said at the presentation. Paradise Canyon  
vacation should at least make accommodations for the children, rent a  
room for them supervised with an adult. They want the children’s moms  
and dads to fork over $10, 000 but don't care about the children. Noel  
the manager says that the children disrupt the presentations and the  
salesmen can’t do their jobs. Do you really want to hand over $10, 000  
to $15, 000 to travel company that hates children, $3, 500 down and $40  
to $60 a month for the next 20 years. Do you really want to pass down  
the membership fees down to your children when they grow up? 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - He Shoots! He Scams!!! 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation tele marketers love to call 
Oops, scam people during hockey games. Because they  
know that everyone will be at home watching the game.  
Especially Wendy the Horrible who is very good at 
scamming people and even called Noel the manager 
to brag how she got 14 leads the night of a major  
hockey game. Don't be fooled or scammed the  
membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000. $3, 500 down not  
refundable and $40 to $60 a month for $20 years, if  
that is not timeshare then tell me what is. Tell those  
tele marketers from Paradise Canyon you don't need  
their 2 free night hotel stay and dinner for 2, and  
that $1, 000 gift voucher. Don't let Paradise Canyon  
Vacation get the power play on you. 
Put Noel and Dave his right hand man and who sometimes 
he uses his left in the penalty box, remember all they  
want is to lure you to the supposedly free presentation  
to scam you out of $10, 000, don't sign any contracts 
or let Paradise Canyon sales people into your home. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - I need a hero 
 
Don't we all wish that there was someone who could make 
Paradise canyon vacation stop calling during supper so 
we can enjoy our dinners. We need a hero especially during 
Hockey Night In Canada when those pesky Paradise Canyon  
Vacation tele marketers just won't stop dialing our numbers  
on Sunday night. It's going to take a superman to fly down to 
that Winnipeg call centre and disconnect those entire phone 
lines. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Justice League 
 
By now you probably realized that a group of men and women in  
spandex tights are trying to take down the Cold Warriors a group  
of ice themed super villains salesmen and tele marketers working  
under Paradise Canyon Vacation, and in so doing making people  
aware what is going inside Paradise Canyon Vacation with the  
inside scoop, and what really happens at the presentations,  
with testimonials from people who have been scammed. The  
management of paradise Canyon Vacation don't want you the public  
to know, that the membership fee is actually $10, 000 to $15, 000  
with $3, 500 down non refundable and $40 to $60 a month for 20  
years. They have tele markers call you and swear till they are blue  
in the face that the presentation is free and that you can’t buy  
nothing and leave your money at home. This is all a scam the same  
scam used by tele solutions when selling magazines, they will call  
and tell you 'I’m not calling to sell you anything" but then pass  
you on to their supervisor who will try and scam you for over $1000  
in magazines. "I’m not calling to sell you anything", that is  
because someone else will. They won’t sell you nothing at the  
presentation because Paradise Canyon Vacation sales people will come  
to your home. Noel the manager even brags how good they are at  
ripping people off, and claims that they can get 9/10 people to fork  
over $10, 000. This is a scam, the tele markers should tell the people  
"we are calling to sell you a $10, 000 membership", and not lie. As for  
the free gifts, you don’t get those till after you filled out forms with  
your information, and then wait 2-3 weeks in the mail, from what I  
heard many people have told the tele marketers that they did not receive  
the free gifts. Just like telesolutions who will not send you their $5  
watch so described by JD the room manager, which they claim is a $650  
diamond watch just so you will pay the $1, 000 magazine fee. The watch  
arrives after 2 weeks because you only have 10 days to cancel your credit  
card payment. Paradise canyon Vacation will also give you a $1, 000 gift  
voucher towards the $10, 000 to $15, 000 membership. There are too many  
services all around for free and you can get the same prices and even lower  
and better if you just shop around. You work too hard for your money to let  
travel companies and magazine publishers rip you off. 
 
Together we can make people more aware with knowledge and knowing is 
the first part of winning any battle, we have compiled a list of  
informative blogs from people who have been called, tele marketers and  
members who have been scammed. Paradise canyon Vacation is fighting back  
by sending out their dragons to take down our blogs, so please help  
us and spread the word, they mostly call people in British Columbia,  
Alberta. Manitoba and soon trying to Scam Ontario, calls are in the  
evenings.  
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Justice League Assemble 
 
It seems that the Knights Of Paradise have joined forces with  
the Justice League and not only do they have to deal with the  
dragon Paradise Canyon Vacation, but now has a team they have to  
contend with its cousin the 3 headed hydra scam.com. This 3 headed  
hydra scam.com is working very closely with Paradise canyon vacation 
to take down man, woman or child who dare to venture and post  
anything negative about Paradise Canyon Vacation, all posts against  
the dragon Paradise canyon Vacation have been removed, all but 
one post slandering and hurting innocent employees with malicious 
lies. Scam.com is supposed to protect people from scam corporations 
out there who lie and rip people off, and not to slander innocent 
employees. We need your help to take down the dragon and the hydra,  
please if you see any scam links about Paradise Canyon Vacation send 
the links to all your knights, fair maidens, friends and family,  
together we can slay the dragon and his cousin the hydra and help 
people so they don’t get scammed $10, 000 to $15, 000 for a travel 
membership which is $3, 500 down non refundable, and imprisonment 
in a dark dungeon for 20 years till the $40 to $60 a month has been 
paid in full. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Justice League Reassemble 
 
The knights of paradise along with the Justice League  
shall not stop till they take down the walls of Rod  
and Noel's tele marketing castle and break the  
shackles and free all the enslaved tele marketers,  
even the rich government social workers like Darcy  
and Ms Soldier, they will not even leave behind shady  
crooked MTS employees like Ozzie who has been buying  
stolen sports jerseys from Rob, they will even break  
the shackles and free Loren who has been selling  
stolen Xbox, play station, pc games and blue ray  
movies. But they will leave Noel in chains to rot in  
the dungeon, for when he was approached about Loren  
selling stolen Xbox games, he said it ok as long as  
employees got prices, joining Noel to rot and  
shackled will be his right hand man Dave who sometimes 
uses his left, who is also Loren's biggest customer. 
It seems that the dragon Paradise Canyon Vacation and  
its cousin the 3 headed hydra scam.com have joined forces  
with Cerebus the 3 headed guard dog of Hades aka Complaints  
Board.com, which is now guarding the gates and not allowing 
people to post anything negative about Paradise Canyon vacation. 
All posts get a message saying that it will first be reviewed 
by the administrator and then never gets posted, seldom do you  
see the message "Your complaint has been added successfully posted!”  
Please warn everyone you know, the membership fee is $10, 000  
to $15, 000, with $3, 500 non refundable and $40 to $60 a month  
for 20 years. They won't tell you this at the presentation,  
only when the salesman arrives at your home with the lengthy  
contract to sign. Help us in our struggle against the Dragon,  
hydra and now Cerebus aka complaintsboard.com . 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - I would go nowhere near it 
 
Aviator 
 
Premium Member 
 
Joined: Sep 2008 
Location: CYXX 
Posts: 5, 223 
 
Check out the BBB, there are two complaints on there  
about them. I would not join anything to pay for  
something I can do myself. 
My buddy registered himself as a travel agent so he  
could guide two tours a year  
(it is a free vacation for him). 
 
Myself, I would go nowhere near it. 
 
http://www.vacationtimesharerentals...n-Golf-Resort/ 
 
You may want to do a bit more research before shelling  
out any cash. 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Scam - Don't do it 
 
Printer 
Dumbo Wafflebutt 
 
 
Joined: Sep 2006 
Location: Kelowna 
Posts: 1, 976 
 
Don't do it. My father ended up being suckered into joining a  
"holiday club" where he could enjoy countless benefits and  
reduced price vacations all over the world. 
The deals they were offering on their website were nothing  
more than any average joe could get if they shopped around  
and in the end all he got was a nice looking membership pack  
which cost something like 5000 quid. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - I would say watch out 
 
wannaskyline 
New Member 
 
Joined: Sep 2010 
Posts: 2 
 
Actually. I have been doing some research of my own. I got this call from these  
guys last week. Becasue I grew up around the Lethbridge I was quite curious when  
they told me their name. I asked flat out if they were affiliated with the  
Lethbridge Paradise Canyon and the lady on the phone stumbbled to give me an  
answer. That is where I started being skeptical. I asked them where they are  
from and the lady told me she was calling from Winnipeg Manitoba. But the area  
code on the phone number was a 403(southern alberta area code) 
 
The Paridise Canyon in Lethbridge is a VERY nice place. Yes they have had some  
problems with buildings and even part of their course sliding into the Milk River.  
But they try to have that fixed up asap and they are very professional. Yes they have  
an RCI timeshare system and on their website they even sell vacations. They call there  
travel section of the company Paradise Canyon Travel. NOT PARADISE CANYON VACATIONS. 
 
I just got the confirmation email and it looks cheap. They have photo shopped Paradise  
Canyons Logo onto it and it looks bad. If you go to the actual paradise canyon website  
it looks nice. Do you actually think that a company with such a good reputation around  
their community would make up such a crappy email when they have obviously spent good  
money on a nice well done website. I dont think so. 
 
This Paradise Vacations company, I would gather, is no better than one of those lame  
Vacation Faxes that comes across the machine once a month.  
I wouldnt do it... would you? 
 
In closing haha. If you are ever in Lethbridge give Paradise canyon a try. especially  
if you are a golfer. Very nice. The the housing area is clean and and cookie cutter  
houses adds a nice feel for the community they are trying to uphold. But this other  
"vacations company" I would say watch out. I am going to call the actual Paradise  
Canyon tomorrow to find out more info and I will post another novel for you.  
HAHA Cheers. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - giving them a miss 
 
Zoe Bell 
bored desk monkey 
 
 
Joined: Apr 2007 
Location: TORONTO- yay!!! 
Posts: 2, 480 
 
 
Well if that's the quality of their sales team I'll be giving them a miss 
 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Is Abby from The Minor Volleyball Association Dave's woman 
 
That is the question we all have been asking at the Paradise Canyon 
Vacation call center in Winnipeg. Abby came to us from The winnipeg 
Minor Volleyball Association and like Dave, who is Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left, Abby is Luke's right hand girl who  
sometimes uses her left also. Like dave she also likes to show off  
her tattoos, unfortunately Noel had to let Abby go along with hundreds 
of other tele marketers this year, the joke at Paradise canyon vacation 
is that human resources is a revolving door, employees come and go 
like Walmart shoppers. "thank you for shopping Walmart or is that  
tahnk you for dropping into Paradise canyon Vacation", We would like  
to thank Abby for informing us that Noel may soon be changing the name 
of Paradise canyon vacation like he has done twicew before like Abby  
has told us. Wait isn't this what scam companies do every few months 
after people catch on to them. Than you Abby for getting us the inside 
scoop from your new man Dave, lastly Abby has told us how Dave wants to 
go and harass ex employees at home for going on line and warning people 
about Paradise canyon Vacation, isn't this what the mafia does pay a  
visit to your home. 
 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation 
 
 - Is Darcy Alan's woman??? 
 
At the very back of the Paradise Canyon Vacation call 
centre you can find Darcy a governement social worker  
and Alan an over exhausted warehouse worker all alone  
the only 2 workers in the corner. They never get any  
work done becuase Darcy is too busy discussing her  
personal life with Alan who when not asleep at his desk  
may listen, and crying about all her stuff in storage  
for the past 2 years. But there is hope for these 2 love  
birds because Alan is collecting $2.00 a week from workers  
for the Lotto 649 hoping one day soon to win the big one  
so that he can buy a big house so that Darcy and all her  
furniture and belongings in storage can move in with him. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Is Edna Noel's woman????? 
 
Is Edna Noel's woman? That is the question all are asking 
at the Paradise Canyon Vacation call center in Winnipeg. It  
seems that Noel has been firing his own people Filipinos 
even Brian who has been with Noel for 3 years. But Noel is  
protecting Edna, giving Edna easy rebooks, and expo sheets. 
Noel even has Catherine and especially Debbie the supervisors 
making certain that Edna and her friend Laura are taken care  
of, Edna doesn't have to tell callers that the supervisor will  
call them back, she raises her hand and Debbie or Catherine 
come running to close the lead and give the confirmation  
number, while other tele marketers lose leads because people 
don’t answer the return calls. Edna brags about her $1, 000  
commission in less than 6 months, but she has Catherine and  
Debbie wiping her ass and wiping Laura's ass to ensure sales  
and not having missed calls. paradise Canyon Vacation does  
a lot of favoritism while other call agents work 5 times harder. 
It's unusual that Noel has fired just about all the female  
Filipino tele marketers but Edna, If I was Noel's wife I  
would be questioning Noel as to why Debbie and Catherine are  
wiping Edna's ass guaranteeing her sales, and why Noel is firing  
his own Filipino people. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - is it worth my while? 
 
Sunshine582 
New Member 
 
Joined: Mar 2011 
Posts: 1 
 
 
Hi,  
 
Yes this is one of the first hits that comes up when you  
google Paradise Canyon Vacations. 
 
I was invited to one of these presentations and while I  
could never afford to buy in (University student) I was  
going to go for the 2 free nights in a hotel. 
 
Did anyone else go to a presentation and actually get this  
offering? Is it worth my precious homework time? 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Going For The Gifts 
 
michk 
New Member 
 
Joined: Aug 2010 
Posts: 1 
 
Hello 
 
I actually received a call and my husband and I are  
going to an informational seminar tomorrow night. I  
have no intentions of purchasing anything at all. I  
am only going to receive the 2 free hotel nights.  
Did you receive this also? Anyhow good luck to you if  
you decide to do it. We do travel, but there is no way  
I am paying thousands of dollars to belong to a travel  
"club". Take care and good luck! 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - free hotel nights? 
 
jericho 
Senior Member 
 
 
Joined: Jan 2007 
Location: Manchester to Alberta, but now beautiful Nova Scotia! 
No, I didnt get the free hotel nights. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Is Ms Soldier the mechanics woman??? 
 
We mentioned Darcy and Alan in the back corner alone, but 
further up neat to Noel's desk, we have Ms Soldier another 
 rich like Darcy government social worker and the mechanic,  
who in fact actually is a mechanic for Mr. Lube and  
interestingly enough looks just like Charles Bronson.What  
is it with these lonely female government social worker,  
always looking for men, do they stay too late at the office  
every night? 
On with Ms Soldier, one particular night the mechanic wasn't  
feeling too so he said, Ms Soldier voluntered to drive him  
home at break, and she never returned that night or a few days  
to be accurate. Rumours were spreading around the call center  
like wild fire, Debbie the supervisor was saying that they both  
eloped, others were saying that the mechanic was giving Ms Soldier  
a well needed long overdue oil change. However Ms. Soldier and her  
new man the mechanic finally returned to work, we beleive that they  
drove to Las vegas and got married at a Marriage Drive by stand  
while filling up their car at the same time. We can just see Ms  
Soldier saying "fil er up, check the oil and a marriage license  
on the side". 
 
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Is Wendy Ozzie's woman 
 
Mts Osbourne employee finds true love at Paradise Canyon 
Vacation call centre, Ozzie a tall black anorexic man,  
who we nick name foghorn leghorn after the rooster on 
bugs bunny cartoons because he is loud and never shuts  
up. This Ozzie rooster once strayed away from mother hen 
Wendy and went to greener pastures to strut his stuff 
with Tyler's auntie her daughter and 1/2 her basketball  
team in the corner on the opposite side of the call center 
floor. I guess Ozzie wanted the young hens over WQendy the  
more mature fat mother hen. One night Noel said he expects 
everyone at work unless thier sick or pregnant and Wendy 
replied "I look pregnant", she does look like a beach ball. 
It seemed that Ozzie got lonely for his main squeeze and  
beleive me there is alot to squeeze Wendy and returned to his 
usual spot next to the window, we knew it was love when we 
saw that Wendy left Ozzie her phone number on the window 
ledge next to his coffee cup, we guess it was a welcome 
home present.  
 
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The rooster is in the hen house 
 
Foghorn leghorn or Ozzie an MTS Winnipeg Osbourne call centre  
employee named after the bugs bunny cartoon rooster because he  
is so loud and never shuts up. We believe Ozzie aka foghorn  
leghorn has been sneaking into the hen house serenading a mature  
hen by the name of Wendy the Horrible because of her high shrieking  
voice that can wake the dead. Who is just as loud if not louder than  
Ozzie. Every so often they have their lovers quarrles and Ozzie will  
tell Wendy to not talk to him. Rumour has it in the call centre that  
they must have kissed and made up because Wendy left her phone number  
for ozzie on the window ledge next to his coffee cup. Does this mean  
that Ozzie now has two women, Wendy and his girlfriend who he brags is  
making $35 an hour as an xray technician. Will Ozzie be leaving his  
young wife for a hungry cougar and grandmother. It seems that this  
rooster is now going after more experienced mature hens. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - It's a family affair 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre is like one big happy family,  
out to scam you out of $10, 000. The head of the Matriarch is Catharine 
now the supervisor who calls and gives you your confirmation number,  
will tell you to enjoy and leave your money at home. Then there is 
Tyler, Noel's little pet, whom Noel protects by giving him the easy 
expo sheets and rebooks, we always wondered why Tyler’s nose was  
always so brown. Then there's Tyler's Auntie who is the coach of a  
women’s basketball team who brings with her 1/2 her team along with  
her anorexic daughter, how wonderful now you got a mother and son team  
scamming people and a mother and daughter team scamming people as well,  
then there’s Catherine's daughter Laura who's been away for a while,  
and then this other girl that we all believe she is single because she  
always wears dresses showing off her cleavage. Beware the Catherine  
clan, especially her son Tyler with the brown nose, he is a very smooth  
talker and wants to make his momma proud by trying to scam as many people  
as he can out of $10, 000. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Just Say "NO" 
 
Help us to help others so they don't get scammed by the professional  
Tele-marketing scammers, if you been scammed into a presentation, or  
had a bad experience with Paradise Canyon Vacations, please post a  
reply and join our community, check your contract you may have 5  
days for a refund like some other time share contract, don't sign  
any contracts till you bring it first to your lawyer, is it worth  
$10, 000 to $15, 000 per $50 month for 20 years on top of the $3, 500  
initial start up cost for something you can do yourself for free,  
shopping around is still free. 
 
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9 out of 10 doctors don't recommend Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
100 Things your doctor don't want you to know about Paradise Canyon Vacation  
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam  
 
- Lavatory tips 
 
 
Lavatory Tips From One Paradise Canyon Vacation employee Who Knows 
 
 
Submitted by Tele marketer Laura on Tue, 12/12/2010 - 15:26 // 
 
 
Manager's note: this was submitted yesterday as a comment on our  
discussion about improving Paradise Canyon Vacation toilets.  
 
Good advice below; worthy of being an article on its own. 
 
 
I work as a tele marketer for Paradise Canyon Vacation a major 
time share company call center.  
 
Here are a few tips for all you lavatory-phobes.  
 
First of all: do not touch anything. As you enter the dreaded lav, grab a tissue and use it to lock the door,  
to turn on the sink, and especially to open the door when you leave. Also, bring hand sanitizer with you.  
Call centers may look clean, but think about the sheer amount of human traffic dropping germs everywhere.  
I'm shocked to see how few tele marketers clean their hands. It's happened a few times that we had to put  
little disposable handwipes in the lav when the sink was broken. And at the end of those shifts, it's  
surprising how few of them have been used. 
 
Second piece of advice: wear shoes! I am always shocked to see how many people go into the lav without shoes  
or socks on. Don't they realize  
that the liquid that permeates the floor is piss potpourri? So roll up your long pants before you enter!  
The lavs rarely get disinfected.  
Between most shifts, Noel is on a tight schedule and barely has the time to give the place more that a  
quick once-over. 
 
Next piece of advice is to remember that not all the lavs in a call center are the same. If you are a person with  
a disability, or if you are obese, or if you need to help another worker to use the lav, most call centers have  
special features to help you.  
For instance, many have curtains that can be closed for privacy if ever the lav door must stay open to accommodate  
more that one tele marketer. Some lavs even have removable walls. Also, there is usually at least one lav with a  
baby change table.  
 
(Just remember that it's covered with dangerous fecal bacteria -- line it with seat covers or something.)  
And don't be embarrassed to  
 
ask Dave or Noel for help -- we are used to such things. 
 
My next piece of advice: time your washroom breaks carefully. The worst and busiest times to use the lav?  
Right after the break is finished.  
 
Another bad time, especially on a long call, is right before landing a lead, when we make the announcement  
that Noel is about to throw 20  
 
gallons on the floor to clean the bathrooms. 
 
Everyone then goes to brush their teeth and curl their eyelashes. Another delicate time to go is when  
we have our supervisors in the aisle.  
You have to time it right or else you may get stuck at the back and have to wait till everyone else  
finishes their service. If workers had to wait then run back and forth every time someone wanted  
to go to or come back from the lav, we would never get anything done. So please, don't get nasty  
if you do get stuck and end up shitting your drawers becuase all the bathrooms are full 
 
My next suggestion is for those of you who may get stuck in a seat right next to a really smelly  
lav: ask the the supervisors Dave, Catherine or Debbie for an unused pouch of coffee grounds to  
hold close to your nose. It blocks almost any odor. I noticed that many Asian tele marketers like  
Edna think ahead and bring those little facemasks that cover their nose and mouth, thus protecting  
them from germs and odors. Pretty smart. 
 
Finally, my best advice would be to not wait until the last minute to go -- even if that means  
climbing over the big snoring co worker dude in the aisle [yes you Dave}.  
 
It really sucks when your bladder is about to rupture and you got to keep dialing the phone for  
the rest of the shift.  
 
 
(By the way, that little dirty look from Noel means you CANNOT use the lav before break.) 
 
Oh, and for those people who ask why the lavs are not scrubbed mid-shift, I have a pretty  
good idea  
 
theory: tele marketers are trained to fight fires, to treat any first-aid emergencies that may  
occur while on the phone, to fight off terrorists, to scam thousands of dollars from callers in  
minutes, to speak numerous languages, and to stay calm and smile during life or death disasters;  
but we are NOT trained to clean dirty toilets! Would any other educated, rigorously-trained  
career-people be expected to clean up crap during their fourteen-hour shift? I doubt it. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Like father like son 
 
We called the owner of Paradise Canyon to discuss employees 
selling stolen DVDs, Xbox games, play station games, and the  
owner said he will fire anyone selling stolen goods on  
company property, when we told the owner that Noel told our  
cousin it was ok for employees to sell stolen goods as long  
as employees get good prices. The owner backed off as if to  
protect Noel yet he said he would fire anyone selling stolen  
goods, now why doesn't he fire Noel for allowing employees  
to sell stolen goods, all he said was that he would post a  
memo and no one was fired. Noël, Rob, Loren should have been  
fired along with Dave his assistant Loren's biggest customer  
for buying stolen movies and games, Rob for selling $200  
jerseys at $40 and Ozzie an MTs Winnipeg, osbourne employee  
for buying 1 jersey a week from Rob. Noel slandered our cousin  
by pretending to be an employee with malicious slander to  
protect his sales, the owner, manager and employees are all  
crooked, stay away 
 
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- Men will be boys 
 
BRAVE NEW Work Place 
 
Boys told no standing to urinate 
 
'It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl' 
 
'Standing room only' work place 
 
It's an entirely new definition of "Standing Room Only." Or perhaps a new measure of 
 
"equality" has arrived. 
 
Whatever it is, it has sparked a huge political debate at Paradise Canyon Vacation call center  
 
The trigger for the explosion of opinion? A decision in the Winnipeg district that male tele  
 
marketers must sit on toilet seats when urinating, not stand. 
 
According to the news report, the rule was announced for boys and men at Paradise canyon Vacation  
 
call center, prompting outrage from workers. 
 
Accusing the company of "fiddling with God's work, " and now workers want the issue discussed at  
 
the executive committee at Paradise Canyon Vacaton 
 
"When men are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way men have done for generations,  
 
it is meddling with God's work, "  
 
"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl, " said Sinder senior employee on  
 
his return from India. 
 
Noel did say that the restrooms are used by both boys and girls, and the young boys are not  
 
"good enough at aiming" in order to have "a pleasant toilet." 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation officials are still listening to opinions on the issue. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Mickey Mouse "watch out" 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation is out to scam Disneyland, it's 
nice to know that the manager Noel can afford to take 
his entire family including 12 kids to Disneyland. This is 
just one of many extravagant vacations he takes every other  
month, which he boasts how cheaply he gets it for. The  
average family has never ever been to Disneyland with their  
1-2 children, yet the manager of Paradise canyon Vacation  
goes 3-4 times a year to Disneyland with 12 children, and his  
wife's family and their 10 children, when you’re scamming people  
$10, 000 to $15, 000 per travel membership you can afford to raise  
a whole army of kids. So you wonder why the membership is so  
expensive, it's not cheap to fly 22 kids and 4 or more adults to  
see Mickey and Minnie Mouse and stay at the Disneyland resort for  
2 weeks, all thanks to the members who paid $10, 000 to $15, 000,  
it seems the only one getting the net prices is Noel, everyone  
else is getting prices just as cheap or cheaper if they shopped  
around. Let us Just hope that Mickey and Minnie mouse have hidden  
their nest egg of cheese so that they too don't get conned into  
attending a free presentation and get scammed out of $10, 000 to  
$15, 000 for the membership.  
Don't be fooled it is $10, 000 to $15, 000 with a lengthy contract to  
sign. $3, 500 not refundable and $40 t0 $60 a month for 20 years.  
Tele marketers calling you will offer you 2 free gifts which are 
2 free night hotel stay and a free dinner for 2, the presentation 
will not mention the $10, 000 to $15, 000 membership fee, you only  
find this out after the salesman arrives at your home. Yes the  
pressentation is free, tele markers will call you and say  
"leave your money at home, is strictly information only, i'm not  
calling to sell you anything". The travel prices are just as  
expensive if not cheaper if you shop around or go on line. All 
you get is a membership nothing more to show, at least with  
magazine companies for $1, 200 they send you a $5 diamond watch. 
 
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Minor Volleyball Association 
 
It seems that Paradise canyon Vacation and the Minor 
Vollleyball Association in Winnipeg maybe be working  
hand in hand. Apparently Abby, Lukes right hand girl  
who sometimes uses her left was employed with the  
Paradise Canyon Vacation call center October 2011,  
and like Paradise Canyon Vacation the Mionor Volleyball  
Association also call people mostly businesses  
looking for money, $200 to sponsor a child or $300 a  
team. Would you trust the Minor Volleyball Association  
if their assistant was working with Paradise Canyon  
the tarvel company that is a timseshare but denies  
it, they dont tell people it is $10, 000 to $15, 000  
till the salesman arrives at your home. Abby went to  
Paradise Canyon to get tips on how to scam people for  
her company, also Abby told us that Paradise Canyon  
Vacation may soon change its name due to internet  
bad publicity or should we say the truth coming out.  
When you support the Minor Volleyball association you  
also support Paradise Canyon Vacation. 
 
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Noel aka Harvey Dent 
 
I worked for Paradise canyon vacation, and so did 3/4 the population 
of winnipeg and surrounding suburbs, you could say they had a revolving 
door when it came to employees. Just like Walmart's revolving door the 
only diffrence is that at walmart people still walked out happy. On to 
Noel, the manager of Paradise Canyon Vacation like Harvey Dent he too 
seemed nice at first, but when you got to know him you saw his mean,  
ruthless, malicious other side that is taken over by greed and  
money. That is why employees at Paradise Canyon vacation call him 
2 face. He will treat pet employees better and give them easy rebook 
and expo sheets like Ozzie and MTS employee who Noel has been  
suspiciously on several occasions paying him cash Thursday night when 
all other employees were given pay cheques, even Edna was seen given cash  
from Noel also. Noel every 2 weeks does what he calls "cleaning house" 
or firing people, he even fires his own Filipino people like Brian who was 
with him for 4 years, Brian even asked him "why you firing me, othjer people 
have less sales thgan me?', Noel kisses ass to Tyler, catherine' son gives 
him all the easy expo sheets and rebooks while other tele marketers have 
to do the hard dirty work. If thats not enough of a slap in the face to  
employees how about Noel calling the police on his own employees when they  
come to pick up their final pay cheques, threatening and using scare tactics  
telling his employees that the police will be waiting for them when they get  
home, accusing employees of going on line telling the truth about Paradise  
Canyon Vacation. This happened to a family member, we called the police station  
and then went doen in person to investigate, there was no report it was all lies  
on Noel's part the scum bag, and the police station said the internet is free  
speech, freedom of speech. Noel fired 3/4 the city of winnipeg, he has to expect  
a few thousand unhappy employees. Like Harvey Dent, Paradise canyon vacation is  
also involved in crime, when our cousin approached and asked Noel about Loren  
selling stolen xbox, playstaion, wii games and blue ray movies Noel said it was  
alright as long as employees got good prices. Is this the kind of company you  
want to hand over $10, 000 to for a travel membership with prices just the  
same if you shopped around for free. 
 
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 - Noel aka two face 
 
Noel will lie to you right to your face, that is one of the qualities 
for scamming people out of $10, 000 to $15, 000. Also Noel will go on  
line pretending to be an ex employee like he did with Gaga aka Sega  
to say hurtful and very malicious things about ex employees trying  
to protect his sales on scam.com, .Our cousin offered Noel antivirus  
to borrow for one night, after 3 weekends of Noel saying " I didn’t  
get around to it" he asked Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left, and Dave said that Noel is a procrastinator and that  
he himself lent Noel a movie and it took him a year and he still  
didn’t get it back. Not returning something someone lent you is just  
like stealing, and is a power control sickness. Dave told Noel he  
needed the software, Noel then just dropped it on his desk. Since  
then Noel has been lying to our cousin, when he approached Noel for  
trade show sheets, Noel said he didn’t have any, yet Noel would get  
up and pass trade show sheets around, Another time when asked Noel  
said he didn’t have any but gave Ozzie 2 sheets. Noel was not the  
same since returning the antivirus and was no longer talking to our  
cousin, and eventually fired him, while giving other employees the  
easy trade show sheets. When Noel's boss Rod was called Rod said  
trade show sheets were only for callers with high lead volumes, but  
on his last night there he saw Tyler’s aunt who was also given a 1  
week termination to sign with a trade show sheet, Noel was protecting  
Tyler’s aunt from being fired. Noel is a lying scum, and two faced who  
will lie right to your face. Is this the kind of man you want to hand  
over $10, 000 to $15, 000 for travel membership, if this is how Noel  
treats his own employees then how does he treat his paying members.  
You’re better off flushing $10, 000 down the toilet then give it to  
Paradise Canyon vacation. 
 
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- Noel can sniff Gaga's aka Sega’s Panties 
 
Now that Paradise Canyon Vacation is on line on the internet scam sites.  
Employees like Allbladerss and gaga come out of the wood word to protect  
their jobs, Especially Gaga aka Sega trying to slander innocent workers,  
whom she accuses of going on line telling the truth, that Paradise Canyon  
Vacation don't tell you till the salesman arrives at your home that it’s  
$10, 000 to $15, 000 for the travel membership, and tell you completely  
different at the presentations. Noel fired a whole bunch of people like  
he does every other week, "cleaning house" as he says, Noel has pissed  
off many if not hundreds of ex employees including his own Filipino  
people. So who is Gaga aka Sega to accuse of going on line you skank.  
Allgallbalderss and gaga aka Sega you can both go and eat the shit out of  
Paradise Canyon toilets call centre, because your both a piece of shit like  
the rest of them, gaga aka Sega is the biggest turd of them all slandering  
other employees but gaga aka Sega didn’t mention that Noel the manager said  
it was ok for employees to sell stolen Xbox, playstaion games as long as  
employees got good prices, funny how gaga left that part out Gaga you enjoy  
trying to scam innocent people out of $10, 000 dollars, next time you two are  
on the phone, just tell the truth and tell the people its $3, 500 down not  
refundable, and $50 a month for 20 years oh and don't forgot the lengthy  
contract they got to sign, Allgallbladerss when you can do this, then you can  
tell people to eat your shit, till then you and Gaga keep licking the urinals  
at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre. Gaga it’s easy to talk trash about  
others, when Noel is paying you to protect his sales, so don't give us the  
bull shit you came on your own to shit on employees, by the way Gaga aka Sega  
that smell you talk about was not the worker riding his bike to work he brought  
fresh clothes with him, that smell was of dead fish coming from your panties,  
go and see a doctor for yeast infection you skank, or better still have a bake  
sale don't forget to invite Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his  
left to the bake sale Dave just loves fish smelling cream pies. 
 
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- Noel slanders employees 
 
Noel posted the malicious mean lying post against our cousin posing  
as "Gaga" aka Sega on scam.com an ex female employee who says she  
worked for Paradise canyon Vacation call center for 3 months, yet  
funny doesn't leave her real name; a real ex employee would not be  
afraid to leave their real name, this is either Noel or someone he  
paid to go online.Yes Paradise canyon vacation is $10, 000 to $15, 000  
to join which they don’t tell you until the salesman arrives at your  
house, completely contradictory from what is said at the free  
presentations. It is $3, 500 down non refundable and $40 t0 $60 per  
month for 20 years and let’s not forget the lengthy contract you have  
to sign. Noel was aware for years about stolen Xbox, play station and  
pc games and movies being sold by Loren and stolen sports jerseys by  
Rob valued at $200 selling for $40 to $60, when approached about the  
stolen DVDs and Xbox games he said it was ok as long as employees  
get good prices. Now what kind of business allows for stolen goods  
to be sold on company property. As for the employees, yes there are  
very rich people including government employees, including Ozzie an  
MTS, Winnipeg Osbourne sales rep, whose been buying Robs sports  
jerseys at the rate of 1 per week, and Dave his right hand man who  
sometimes uses his left is one of Loren’s biggest customers. Whatever  
Noel said about our cousin is all lies to protect Paradise Canyon  
Vacation, check out trip advisor to read the truth about Paradise  
Canyon Vacation. Noel is now paying his employees to protect his sales.  
Noel impersonating as "Gaga" aka Sega on scam.com calls people mental  
yet he approves of stolen goods in the call centre. and calling people  
losers when Noel fires his own Filipino people, he is supposed to look  
after his own people not crap on them. All Noel has written or has paid  
one so called "Gaga" aka Sega to write is all lies. The truth is Noel  
tried to steal our cousin’s antivirus which he lent Noel for one night  
because Noel asked to use it, for 3 weeks Noel said he was too busy or  
"I didn't get around to it" then our cousin asked Dave his assistant  
or Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left to please ask for  
it back, since then Noel has treated our cousin like crap, and eventually  
fired him all because he asked for his software back, then he accused our  
cousin of writing things on line and told our cousin that the police  
will be waiting at his home when he gets home, this was all threats and 
lies, the police station was not aware and said the internet was free 
freedom of speech. Paradise canyon Vacation is like a revolving door 
employees come and go every day, hundreds if not thousands of employees 
have quit from that call centre. Noel I'm sure has fired thousands of  
people, yet he blames our cousin all because he asked for his software  
back, and because he didn't let Noel intimidate him by trying to steal  
his software. Noel even calls the police on employees, a scare tactic.  
Is this the kind of company you want your want one of your friends or  
family members working for. This employee who wrote the blog is more  
than likely Noel himself posing a "Gaga" aka Sega a past female  
employee to slander our cousin and try to protect his sales. Now another 
ex employee Abby, who is working for The Minor Volleyball Association in  
Winnipeg tells us how Noel is getting Dave to do his dirty work for him,  
Dave is Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left wants to go to  
our cousins house, not enough 3 harassing phone calls during supper time,  
seems they love to harass people during supper. What is next harass ex  
employees at their jobs, Dave just worry about harassing callers and use  
your scare tactics on them to make them cough up $10, 000 to $15, 000 for  
your travel memberships which your tele marketers lie and say is free  
till the salesman arrives at their homes. 
 
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 - October at Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
Moonlighting has its advantages just ask Abby, from 
the Winnipeg Minor Volleyball Association, she was  
having difficulty getting businesses to hand over 
$200 per child and $300 per team. What better way 
to learn to scam people than from the best, that is  
why for a week in October 2011, Abby went to work  
for Paradise canyon vacation to learn the ropes,  
if they can scam callers out of $10, 000 to $15, 000  
I'm sure they can teach Abby how to scam $200 to  
$300 from businesses. 
 
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 - Abby Don't cry for Paradise Canyon Vacation  
 
Abby actually worked for the Paradise canyon Vacation call center a week 
the month of October 2011 and yes her real name is Abby, Winnipeg's  
Minor Volleyball Association right hand girl who sometimes uses her  
left from what we hear she got along very well with Dave, Noel's  
right hand man who uses uses his left, was it love at first sight a  
right hand man and right hand girl who sometimes both use their left.  
She was practically crying running tears like a faucet with her little  
red beatty watery eyes telling us how the internet posts is making people  
aware of Paradise canyon Vacation and effecting its sales, and that Dave  
her right hand man who sometimes uses his left and who by the way is also  
Noel's right hand man who also uses his left was going to go to ex employees  
homes to tell them to stop posting the inside scoop on Paradise Canyon  
Vacation. It's nice to know that Paradise Canyon Vacation is not happy with  
just firing employees, now they send Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left with his home made priosn tattoos to scare and bully employees at  
their home. So nice to see Abby not worried about the innocent people being scammed  
$10, 000 and told the presentation is free till the salesman arrives at their home  
with a lenghty contract asking $10, 000 to $15, 000 with $3, 500 down not refundable  
and $40 to $60 for the next 20 years, but instead Abby is crying for the crooked  
management and its losing sales. Abby also did warn us that Dave Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left told her that Paradise canyon Vacation might be changing  
their name soon due to public awareness of their scam .If Abby the the Winnipeg Minor 
Volleyball Association right hand girl who sometimes uses her left supports this crooked  
time share company, I would stay away from the Minor Volleyball Association and  
Paradise Canyon Vacation. 
 
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Dave tells Abby he wants to harass employee at home 
 
We found out today Oct 26, 2011 that a Abby an ex female employee of  
Paradise Canyon Vacation in Winnipeg now working for the Minor Volleyball  
Association in Winnipeg as their right hand woman who sometimes  
uses her left, worked and quit the same week of Oct 16-22, 2011 told  
Abby told our family that Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left was threatening to go to our cousin's house, this is  
beyond harassment, Noel fired alot of people, and some people are  
fighting back on line, letting the truth be known. Right now  
Dave is harassing our cousin with 3 phone calls, all 3 calls *57 was  
pressed and the call traced back to the Winnipeg police department.  
If Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left comes around  
our cousin's house, our family will call his parole officer, and Dave can  
go back to prison and get a few more home made oops prison made tattoos. 
 
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Is Abby from The Minor Volleyball Association Dave's woman 
 
That is the question we all have been asking at the Paradise Canyon 
Vacation call center in Winnipeg. Abby came to us from The winnipeg 
Minor Volleyball Association and like Dave, who is Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left, Abby is Luke's right hand girl who  
sometimes uses her left also. Like dave she also likes to show off  
her tattoos, unfortunately Noel had to let Abby go along with hundreds 
of other tele marketers this year, the joke at Paradise canyon vacation 
is that human resources is a revolving door, employees come and go 
like Walmart shoppers. "thank you for shopping Walmart or is that  
tahnk you for dropping into Paradise canyon Vacation", We would like  
to thank Abby for informing us that Noel may soon be changing the name 
of Paradise canyon vacation like he has done twicew before like Abby  
has told us. Wait isn't this what scam companies do every few months 
after people catch on to them. Than you Abby for getting us the inside 
scoop from your new man Dave, lastly Abby has told us how Dave wants to 
go and harass ex employees at home for going on line and warning people 
about Paradise canyon Vacation, isn't this what the mafia does pay a  
visit to your home. 
 
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Minor Volleyball Association 
 
It seems that Paradise canyon Vacation and the Minor 
Vollleyball Association in Winnipeg maybe be working  
hand in hand. Apparently Abby, Lukes right hand girl  
who sometimes uses her left was employed with the  
Paradise Canyon Vacation call center October 2011,  
and like Paradise Canyon Vacation the Mionor Volleyball  
Association also call people mostly businesses  
looking for money, $200 to sponsor a child or $300 a  
team. Would you trust the Minor Volleyball Association  
if their assistant was working with Paradise Canyon  
the tarvel company that is a timseshare but denies  
it, they dont tell people it is $10, 000 to $15, 000  
till the salesman arrives at your home. Abby went to  
Paradise Canyon to get tips on how to scam people for  
her company, also Abby told us that Paradise Canyon  
Vacation may soon change its name due to internet  
bad publicity or should we say the truth coming out.  
When you support the Minor Volleyball association you  
also support Paradise Canyon Vacation. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation to change it's name 
 
Oct 26, 2011 we have the inside scoop, from Abby the  
Winnipeg Minor Volleyball Association right hand girl  
who sometimes uses her left was an employee of the 
Paradise Canyon Vacation Winnipeg call center kicked  
out after a week in October of 2011, she told our  
family that Paradise Canyon vacation is thinking of  
changing its name because of all the internet posts,  
better news still she told us that they changed their  
name twice before. Isn't that would tele solutions does,  
change their name every few months, isn't this something  
that scam companies only do, to continue scamming people,  
look at Edna, she uses Ella, Jenna and Britney so people  
dont catch on to her.  
Help us to help others, warn others that Paradise Canyon  
Vacation will be changing their name, just like Tele  
solutions the magazine company does every few months, but  
the presentations will still be an hour, and the 2 free  
night hotel stay and dinner for two should remain the same.  
they are getting desperate and want to scam people out of  
$10, 000, be aware and dont beleive any vacation offers over  
the phone and stay away from the Minor Volleyball Association,  
now that Abby has learned the ropes from Paradise Canyon  
Vacation on how to get money from callers. 
 
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- Oh Come All Yee Roaches 
 
Whenever Paradise Canyon Vacation calls it is just like Christmas time,  
perhaps they should answer their calls with a "ho ho ho" because they will  
offer you so many gifts just to attend their 1 hour presentation. 
 
1) 2 free night hotel stay, 30 hotels right across North America 
2) Dinner for 2, usually Boston Pizza they claim $50 
3) $1, 000 gift voucher, towards the services after you spend $10, 000 
4) Draw for 7 day resort stay 
5) Boat cruise, yearly draw prize 
 
They give like Santa but save like Scrooge, the owner and manager 
call the people who come out to the presentation/expo for the free dinner  
for 2 and 2 free night hotel stay "roaches” and they don't like people  
coming out to the presentation/expo for just the free gifts. Then why do  
they make the tele marketers tell the people about the gifts, and then  
insult the people for showing up to receive the gifts they were promised  
on the phone. All they want is $10, 000 to $15, 000 for their membership  
for vacation prices one can get cheaper or just as cheap if they shop  
around. The gifts, coupons are not given the same night, you have to  
fill out a registration form and wait 2-3 weeks in the mail. Yet they  
want people to show up sometimes the very same night for their  
presentation, but you have to wait 2-3 weeks, that is if you receive  
your gifts. One lady received the 2 free night’s hotel but had to fly  
to Florida from Alberta to use it, and pay her own air fare, you can't  
just pick and chose which hotel you want to stay at, depending on where  
it is, it may cost you hundreds if not thousands of dollars to get to  
the hotel destination. As for the $1, 000 gift voucher that is only after  
you have given the salesman a non refundable cheque for $3, 500 and sign  
the lengthy contract to pay $40 to $60 a month for the next 20 years. In  
the long run coming out for the free gifts is not so free after all. 
 
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- One flew over the cuckoo’s nest 
 
I worked at the Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre in Winnipeg,  
and it was just like being in the movie "one flew over the cuckoos 
nest", but unfortunately there were more than one cuckoo. There 
were people selling stolen sports jerseys like Rob, and others like 
Loren selling stolen Xbox, play station, pc games and blue ray movies,  
Loren we believe spent 1/2 of his time behind bars when not at work 
for days on end. Then we have a tall black anorexic man from the 
MTS Osbourne Winnipeg call center, Ozzie who loves to brag how he 
is making $20 an hour at MTs and his girlfriend $35 working with x-rays,  
and he just can't stop talking about the house he bought, and what does 
Ozzie aka Chris do with all his money, buys stolen sports jerseys 
from Rob at the rate of 1 per week, so know you know what happens 
when you pay your MTS bill, employees like Ozzie buy stolen sports 
jerseys. When approached about the stolen Xbox games Noel said it was 
alright as long as employees got good prices Then we have the warden 
Noel who loves to fire people every other week "cleaning house" as he  
calls it, and lastly his right hand man Dave, who sometimes uses his l 
eft, with his prison tattoos he blends in nicely with Rob and Loren,  
we call them the 3 amigos, that is just the tip of the iceberg, n 
ow you see why we call the Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre  
"a few flew over the cuckoo’s nest" 
 
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- Out of the woodwork 
 
Paradise canyon vacation is getting its rich MTS sales rep from Osbourne  
Winnipeg Ozzie and it's government social workers lets not forget Gaga  
aka Sega to go online and try to save the company, the bottom-line is,  
they are all lying to the people they call. Tell them the presentation  
is free don’t bring any money. When the membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000  
and you can get the same deal if not cheaper if you shop around. When  
you come to the presentation for the 2 free gifts, Noel the manager and  
the owner says you are roaches, but they want your $10, 000 and insult the  
people for coming to the presentation for the gifts they were promised.  
Is this the kind of company you want to give $10, 000 to, who calls people  
names and thinks of people as roaches? The shady employees are coming on  
line to protect their sales, the same employees who are buying stolen  
sports jerseys from Rob valued at $200 for $40, and stolen Xbox, play  
station, pc games from Loren, this is ok for the manager Noel when a 
approached said it was ok as long as employees get good prices. So  
when you read or see posts from Paradise Canyon trying to protect Paradise  
Canyon and slander the employees for speaking out, it is more likely Noel  
the manager trying to protect his job and sales. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Paradise Canyon Vacation is paying scam.com? 
 
Is Paradise Canyon Vacation paying scam.com?  
Scam.com is protecting Paradise Canyon Vacation  
and allowing them to keep on scamming people for  
$10, 000 to $15, 000, for travel services people  
can get just as cheap or cheaper if they shop  
around, scam.com is allowing Gaga from Paradise  
Canyon Vacation in Winnipeg call centre to slander  
employees with mean malicious lies, yes you "GAGA"  
aka Sega to protect their scam sales, Gaga why  
didn't you mention that for years Rob and Loren have  
been selling stolen Xbox, play station pc games and  
blue ray movies along with stolen sports jerseys,  
and by the way Gaga aka Sega the person you’re  
slandering Mike our family and cousin when he  
questioned Noel about the stolen Xbox games being  
sold by Loren, Noel told our cousin it was alright  
as long as employees got good prices, Gaga aka Sega  
you like to slander our cousin Mike but like to  
leave out employees buying and selling stolen goods. ` 
Is this what scam.com is about slandering employees,  
instead of posting corporate scams.Scam.com is the only  
web site that has taken down virtually all complaints  
about Paradise Canyon Vacation, only allowing other  
employees to post malicious lies like skanks named  
"Gaga" aka Sega, scam.com is not supposed to take down  
complaints or ban people from posting complaints,  
scam.com is being paid by paradise canyon vacation to  
ban anyone from posting complaints and remove complaints.  
Scam.com is a scam if this how how they run their web  
site, scam.com and "gaga' aka Sega the 3 month employee  
who is all talk but can’t leave her real name, Gaga aka  
Sega how much did Noel pay you to protect his sales.  
Scam.com and gaga AKA Sega keep on licking the urinals at  
Paradise canyon Vacation call centre, and while your at it  
have a free lunch eating in the toilet bowls on employee  
turd, because you are what you eat, your both turds  
hiding the truth. 
 
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Paradise canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Paradise Canyon Vacation new Mr Potatoe Head 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation has a new toy this Christmas for it's members,  
the new Mr. Potatoe Head courtesy of Noel who also has many faces, now  
you too can spend hours of fun rearranging Noel's face like im sure  
thousands of ex employees would love to do. Those of you who may not  
know Noel may think he's a greaT person, but don't let his short looks  
fool you underneath that Filipino exterior is a mean ruthless,  
malicious conniving greedy little man, who only cares 
about money.  
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Noel aka Harvey Dent 
 
I worked for Paradise canyon vacation, and so did 3/4 the population 
of winnipeg and surrounding suburbs, you could say they had a revolving 
door when it came to employees. Just like Walmart's revolving door the 
only diffrence is that at walmart people still walked out happy. On to 
Noel, the manager of Paradise Canyon Vacation like Harvey Dent he too 
seemed nice at first, but when you got to know him you saw his mean,  
ruthless, malicious other side that is taken over by greed and  
money. That is why employees at Paradise Canyon vacation call him 
2 face. He will treat pet employees better and give them easy rebook 
and expo sheets like Ozzie and MTS employee who Noel has been  
suspiciously on several occasions paying him cash Thursday night when 
all other employees were given pay cheques, even Edna was seen given cash  
from Noel also. Noel every 2 weeks does what he calls "cleaning house" 
or firing people, he even fires his own Filipino people like Brian who was 
with him for 4 years, Brian even asked him "why you firing me, othjer people 
have less sales thgan me?', Noel kisses ass to Tyler, catherine' son gives 
him all the easy expo sheets and rebooks while other tele marketers have 
to do the hard dirty work. If thats not enough of a slap in the face to  
employees how about Noel calling the police on his own employees when they  
come to pick up their final pay cheques, threatening and using scare tactics  
telling his employees that the police will be waiting for them when they get  
home, accusing employees of going on line telling the truth about Paradise  
Canyon Vacation. This happened to a family member, we called the police station  
and then went doen in person to investigate, there was no report it was all lies  
on Noel's part the scum bag, and the police station said the internet is free  
speech, freedom of speech. Noel fired 3/4 the city of winnipeg, he has to expect  
a few thousand unhappy employees. Like Harvey Dent, Paradise canyon vacation is  
also involved in crime, when our cousin approached and asked Noel about Loren  
selling stolen xbox, playstaion, wii games and blue ray movies Noel said it was  
alright as long as employees got good prices. Is this the kind of company you  
want to hand over $10, 000 to for a travel membership with prices just the  
same if you shopped around for free. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Noel aka two face 
 
Noel will lie to you right to your face, that is one of the qualities 
for scamming people out of $10, 000 to $15, 000. Also Noel will go on  
line pretending to be an ex employee like he did with Gaga aka Sega  
to say hurtful and very malicious things about ex employees trying  
to protect his sales on scam.com, .Our cousin offered Noel antivirus  
to borrow for one night, after 3 weekends of Noel saying " I didn’t  
get around to it" he asked Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left, and Dave said that Noel is a procrastinator and that  
he himself lent Noel a movie and it took him a year and he still  
didn’t get it back. Not returning something someone lent you is just  
like stealing, and is a power control sickness. Dave told Noel he  
needed the software, Noel then just dropped it on his desk. Since  
then Noel has been lying to our cousin, when he approached Noel for  
trade show sheets, Noel said he didn’t have any, yet Noel would get  
up and pass trade show sheets around, Another time when asked Noel  
said he didn’t have any but gave Ozzie 2 sheets. Noel was not the  
same since returning the antivirus and was no longer talking to our  
cousin, and eventually fired him, while giving other employees the  
easy trade show sheets. When Noel's boss Rod was called Rod said  
trade show sheets were only for callers with high lead volumes, but  
on his last night there he saw Tyler’s aunt who was also given a 1  
week termination to sign with a trade show sheet, Noel was protecting  
Tyler’s aunt from being fired. Noel is a lying scum, and two faced who  
will lie right to your face. Is this the kind of man you want to hand  
over $10, 000 to $15, 000 for travel membership, if this is how Noel  
treats his own employees then how does he treat his paying members.  
You’re better off flushing $10, 000 down the toilet then give it to  
Paradise Canyon vacation. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Noel can sniff Gaga's aka Sega’s Panties 
 
Now that Paradise Canyon Vacation is on line on the internet scam sites.  
Employees like Allbladerss and gaga come out of the wood word to protect  
their jobs, Especially Gaga aka Sega trying to slander innocent workers,  
whom she accuses of going on line telling the truth, that Paradise Canyon  
Vacation don't tell you till the salesman arrives at your home that it’s  
$10, 000 to $15, 000 for the travel membership, and tell you completely  
different at the presentations. Noel fired a whole bunch of people like  
he does every other week, "cleaning house" as he says, Noel has pissed  
off many if not hundreds of ex employees including his own Filipino  
people. So who is Gaga aka Sega to accuse of going on line you skank.  
Allgallbalderss and gaga aka Sega you can both go and eat the shit out of  
Paradise Canyon toilets call centre, because your both a piece of shit like  
the rest of them, gaga aka Sega is the biggest turd of them all slandering  
other employees but gaga aka Sega didn’t mention that Noel the manager said  
it was ok for employees to sell stolen Xbox, playstaion games as long as  
employees got good prices, funny how gaga left that part out Gaga you enjoy  
trying to scam innocent people out of $10, 000 dollars, next time you two are  
on the phone, just tell the truth and tell the people its $3, 500 down not  
refundable, and $50 a month for 20 years oh and don't forgot the lengthy  
contract they got to sign, Allgallbladerss when you can do this, then you can  
tell people to eat your shit, till then you and Gaga keep licking the urinals  
at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre. Gaga it’s easy to talk trash about  
others, when Noel is paying you to protect his sales, so don't give us the  
bull shit you came on your own to shit on employees, by the way Gaga aka Sega  
that smell you talk about was not the worker riding his bike to work he brought  
fresh clothes with him, that smell was of dead fish coming from your panties,  
go and see a doctor for yeast infection you skank, or better still have a bake  
sale don't forget to invite Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his  
left to the bake sale Dave just loves fish smelling cream pies. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Noel slanders employees 
 
Noel posted the malicious mean lying post against our cousin posing  
as "Gaga" aka Sega on scam.com an ex female employee who says she  
worked for Paradise canyon Vacation call center for 3 months, yet  
funny doesn't leave her real name; a real ex employee would not be  
afraid to leave their real name, this is either Noel or someone he  
paid to go online.Yes Paradise canyon vacation is $10, 000 to $15, 000  
to join which they don’t tell you until the salesman arrives at your  
house, completely contradictory from what is said at the free  
presentations. It is $3, 500 down non refundable and $40 t0 $60 per  
month for 20 years and let’s not forget the lengthy contract you have  
to sign. Noel was aware for years about stolen Xbox, play station and  
pc games and movies being sold by Loren and stolen sports jerseys by  
Rob valued at $200 selling for $40 to $60, when approached about the  
stolen DVDs and Xbox games he said it was ok as long as employees  
get good prices. Now what kind of business allows for stolen goods  
to be sold on company property. As for the employees, yes there are  
very rich people including government employees, including Ozzie an  
MTS, Winnipeg Osbourne sales rep, whose been buying Robs sports  
jerseys at the rate of 1 per week, and Dave his right hand man who  
sometimes uses his left is one of Loren’s biggest customers. Whatever  
Noel said about our cousin is all lies to protect Paradise Canyon  
Vacation, check out trip advisor to read the truth about Paradise  
Canyon Vacation. Noel is now paying his employees to protect his sales.  
Noel impersonating as "Gaga" aka Sega on scam.com calls people mental  
yet he approves of stolen goods in the call centre. and calling people  
losers when Noel fires his own Filipino people, he is supposed to look  
after his own people not crap on them. All Noel has written or has paid  
one so called "Gaga" aka Sega to write is all lies. The truth is Noel  
tried to steal our cousin’s antivirus which he lent Noel for one night  
because Noel asked to use it, for 3 weeks Noel said he was too busy or  
"I didn't get around to it" then our cousin asked Dave his assistant  
or Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left to please ask for  
it back, since then Noel has treated our cousin like crap, and eventually  
fired him all because he asked for his software back, then he accused our  
cousin of writing things on line and told our cousin that the police  
will be waiting at his home when he gets home, this was all threats and 
lies, the police station was not aware and said the internet was free 
freedom of speech. Paradise canyon Vacation is like a revolving door 
employees come and go every day, hundreds if not thousands of employees 
have quit from that call centre. Noel I'm sure has fired thousands of  
people, yet he blames our cousin all because he asked for his software  
back, and because he didn't let Noel intimidate him by trying to steal  
his software. Noel even calls the police on employees, a scare tactic.  
Is this the kind of company you want your want one of your friends or  
family members working for. This employee who wrote the blog is more  
than likely Noel himself posing a "Gaga" aka Sega a past female  
employee to slander our cousin and try to protect his sales. Now another 
ex employee Abby, who is working for The Minor Volleyball Association in  
Winnipeg tells us how Noel is getting Dave to do his dirty work for him,  
Dave is Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left wants to go to  
our cousins house, not enough 3 harassing phone calls during supper time,  
seems they love to harass people during supper. What is next harass ex  
employees at their jobs, Dave just worry about harassing callers and use  
your scare tactics on them to make them cough up $10, 000 to $15, 000 for  
your travel memberships which your tele marketers lie and say is free  
till the salesman arrives at their homes. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Paradise Canyon Vacations to buy Tiger Wood's Juniper Estate 
 
Tiger Woods will soon be selling his Juniper Estate to Paradise  
Canyon Vacations so that it can be turned into time share. With  
Tiger Woods golf career at an all time low at 44 in rankings.  
Paradise canyon Vacation will be giving Tiger Woods 30% share  
of membership fees, with being scammed sorry paying $10, 000 to  
$15, 000 to receive nothing more than a membership, and travel  
prices just as cheap or cheaper if they shopped around. That  
would give Tiger Woods a good $3, 000 to $5, 000 per membership.  
Could this mean that Nike and Paradise Canyon Vacation may  
soon merge, will we soon be seeing PCV on sneakers along with  
the Nike swoosh. The good news is that we may soon hear the  
pitter patter of tiny little feet at Juniper Estate, [no Elin  
is not having another cub], as families rush to move in for  
their time share vacations with their little ones. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Tiger Woods to Promote Paradise Canyon Vacations & 
Golf Resort 
 
Tiger Woods to Promote Paradise Canyon Vacations & 
Golf Resort, seeing how Tiger Woods is spiraling downhill with 
his golf career, Tiger Woods has dropped a further six places 
to 44th in the world golf rankings and he may soon have to 
sell his Juniper Estate to purchase new golf clubs and a Gucci 
golf bag. As the spokes person for Paradise Canyon Vacations 
and Golf Resort Tiger Woods can rest assured that he can 
afford to travel to all his tournaments at net prices. So the 
next time you pick up your phone and the display reads 
tele marketer from Paradise Canyon Vacations, and you hear a 
"GROWL" big cat roar. It may just be Tiger Woods asking you to 
come to a presentation and fork over $10, 000 for a membership 
so he can pay for his wife Elin Nordegren child support. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation to change it's name 
 
Oct 26, 2011 we have the inside scoop, from an ex female 
Paradise Canyon Vacation employee from the Winnipeg call  
center, who told our family that Paradise cvanyon vacation  
is thinking of changing its name becuase of all the internet  
posts, better news still she told us that they changed their  
name twice before. Isnt that would tele solutions does, change  
their name every few months, isn't this something that scam  
companies only do, to continue scamming people, look at Edna,  
she uses Ella, Jenna and Britney so people dont catch on to her.  
Help us to help others, warn others that Paradise canyon vacation  
will be changing their name, just like Tele solutions the magazine  
company does every few months, but the presentations will still be  
an hour, and the 2 free night hotel stay and dinner for two should  
remain the same. they are getting desperate and want to scam people  
out of $10, 000, be aware and dont beleive any vacation offers over  
the phone. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Points incentive and bonus 
 
Membership cost is $10, 000 to $15, 000 
 
The sales bonus figures is from the actual employee hand book 
 
 
1st sale = $25 dollars...$10, 000/$25 = 0.25 or 1/4 of 1 percent 
 
2nd sale = $50 dollars...$10.000/$75 = 0.75 or 3/4 of 1 percent 
 
3rd sale = $100 dollars...$10, 000/$175 = $175 or 1.75% 
 
4th sale = $150 dollars...$10, 000/$325 = $325 or 3.25% 
 
5th sale = $200 dollars...$10, 000/$525 = $525 or 5.25% 
 
Now lets break this down another way, so you can see that Paradise 
Canyon Vacation even scams its own employees 
 
 
1st sale $10, 000 = $25 = 0.25% or 1/4 of 1 percent 
 
2nd sale $20, 000 = $75 = 0.325% or 1/3 of 1 percent 
 
3rd sale $30, 000 = $175 = 0.583% or 6/10 of 1 percent 
 
4th sale $40, 000 = $325 = 0.8125% or 8/10 of 1 percent 
 
5th sale $50, 000 = $525 = 1.05% or 1.05% 
 
Noel the manager has said that in all the years in business he  
has only seen 1 person hit 5 sales. Out of 25 call agents 3 sales 
on a pay cheque happens for 1 person every 3 months. It is set up 
to pay as little as possible as less often as possible. 
 
The presentation sales man sales bonus 
 
6 sales of $10, 000 = $10, 000 or $1, 666 per sale = 16.6% 
 
[Paradise Canyon Vacation advertises $15/hour on the job bank]  
 
This is from the actual employee guide book 
 
 
 Sales Bonus 
 
TSRs are paid a base wage of $10 per hour plus bonuses 
At any time a TSR achieves 10 qualified bookings [couples] 
in a shift, he or she is paid $15/hour for that shift 
-there are 4 sales people who can get 10 bookings,  
and that is maybe 1-2 per week, out of those 4 people 
the manager gives 2 of them easy expo and rebook sheets 
 
-now this is completely different than what is posted on the  
job banks where it states $15/hour for 24 hours [sometimes 20] 
 
Paradise Canyon Scam - Tele Marketer Points Bonus Incentive 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation even runs the call centre like a time share 
company using a points system, members receive enough points every year 
to stay for 2 weeks only at one of their resorts. Here is the actual  
points bonus incentive from the employee handbook 
 
 Points Bonus Incentive 
 
A qualified expo attendee is worth one point 
 
Any TSR rthat reaches 20 points or more 2 months in a row, their base  
salary go up to $12 per hour 
 
After achieving the base wage of $12 per hour and you do not reach 20  
points again two months in a row, the base wage go back down to $10 
per hour 
 
When you fail to have any qualified expo attendee for every expos,  
your employment relationship with our company is re-evaluated 
 
 
Here is the actual sales bonus ioncentive from the employee handbook 
 
 Sales Bonuses 
 
Tsrs are paid a base wage of $10 per hour plus bonuses 
At any time a Tsr achieves 10 qualified bookings [couples] 
in a shift, he or she is paid $15/hour for that shift 
 
 
-now this is completely different than what is posted on the job banks 
where it states $15/hour for 24 hours [sometimes 20] 
 
Even the presentation is run the same way, here is a quote from someone 
on trip advisor that attended the presentation and met with the salesman 
 
Jericho 
Senior Member 
 
Joined: Jan 2007 
Location: Manchester to Alberta, but now beautiful Nova Scotia! 
 
Just to close this off (and in case anyone else gets a call from them in  
the future), we had the sale guy round this evening. 
 
Turns out that you have to put down a minimum of $3500 before you can  
even use the services... which is completely in contrast to what was  
explained in the presentation originally. 
 
Suffice to say he was told to sling his 'ook. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Pssst wanna buy a stolen laptop for $100 
 
Where else but at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre can you buy a 
brand new stolen laptop for $100 still in the box. It happened with 
a tele marketer called Sega, who used to come in everyday dressed  
like she was a model walking down the runway. Rather than going to  
the store to buy a new laptop she took advantage of Paradise Canyon  
vacation employee benefits, and purchased a brand new stolen laptop  
for $100, off one of the tele marketers, a big fat guy who was going  
to the gym everyday so said Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left. When Noel the manager was confronted about Loren selling  
stolen Xbox and DVD movies, Noel said it was ok as long as employees got  
good prices Not only can Sega buy stolen brand new laptops still in  
the box, she can also buy Xbox, play station, pc games and DVD movies from 
Loren, are his stolen movies any good, ask Dave Noel's right hand man who 
sometimes uses his left, Dave is Loren's biggest customer. Stolen laptops 
Xbox games and movies is not all that Paradise Canyon Employees benefits 
entitles them too, they can also purchase stolen $200 sports jerseys from 
Rob for $40, ask Ozzie an MTS Osbourne Winnipeg call centre employee,  
he's been buying stolen sports jerseys one of every week for months, and 
wears his stolen jerseys with pride. You too can receive employee enefits  
and buy stolen laptops, Xbox games, DVD movies and stolen sports jerseys,  
all you need is a desire to lie to people about free presentations and 
scam people out of $10, 000 for memberships. 
 
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- Psst wanna buy some stolen sports jerseys 
 
Along with scamming people out of $10, 000 and lying 
about free presentations and 2 free gifts. Paradise 
Canyon Vacation tele-marketers can get sports jerseys 
valued at $200 for $40 to $60, thanks to Rob a tele  
marketer in the call centre who has been for years 
moon lighting selling stolen jerseys. Is the quality 
good? Well just ask Ozzie a tall black man from MTS 
on Osbourne in Winnipeg, Noels pet tele marketer 
who along with Tyler also gets very easy expo sheets 
while the rest of the workers have calls 5 times as  
hard. Ozzie has been buying stolen jerseys at the rate 
of 1 a week and is very proud to wear his hot jerseys,  
Ozzie can afford to buy one very week because he brags 
how he's making $20 an hour and his girlfriend is  
making $35, you think with that kind of money he would 
buy store bought sport jerseys. Just goes to show where 
your money goes when you pay your MTS bill. As for Paradise 
Canyon Vacation, they give it the thumbs up, because when 
Noel was approached about the situation he said it was ok 
that Loren sells stolen Xbox, play station, pc games and movies 
as long as the employees get good prices. Is this where the 
$10, 000 membership fee goes, to pay crooked employees. Dave,  
Noels right hand man who sometimes uses his left is  
Loren's best customer. If this is the how the call centre 
is running I hate to see the 1 hour presentations. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Pssst wanna buy some stolen Xbox games 
 
Along with scamming people out of $10, 000 and lying 
about free presentations and 2 free gifts. Paradise 
Canyon Vacation tele-marketers can get net prices 
on all their favorite Xbox, play station and wi games,  
not to mention DVD, HD and blue ray movies. All thanks to  
Loren one of their top bookers. When Loren is not 
behind bars and at work, he is selling Xbox games and pc 
games to his top buyer, Dave who is Noels right hand man 
and sometimes he uses his left. Paradise Canyon gives 
all this the thumbs up, because when Noel was approached 
concerning the situation he said "it's ok as long as  
employees get good prices", now would you join and 
pay $10, 000 membership if the employees and right hand  
man are all buying stolen DVDs. They should be offering  
these DVD movies and Xbox games at the presentations at  
employee prices, along with the dinner for 2 and the 2  
free hotel night stay. 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Rebooking presentations 
 
People are starting to get wise to Paradise Canyon 
Vacation and realizing that they are not getting the  
free gifts as promised. Lately Noel has Tyler,  
Catherines son and his little pet which he protects  
with the easy call sheets, expos and rebooks. 
Rebooks are people who didn't show up for the presentation 
and only Tyler his favorite little brown noser and pet  
gets those. EWveryone else gets the very hard call sheets. 
Tyler even brown noses the callers and it makes the rest of 
us tele marketers sick to our stomachs just listening to him 
suck up on the phone. The fact that Tyler is doing rebooks  
shows that people are starting to think "if it's too good to  
be true",  
Noel has even told us that there were presentations where no  
one showed up or only 2 couples or less. If this continues  
and people start getting wise to this scam, Paradise canyon  
Vacation may soon close down or change names, and Noel has  
already mentioned changing the company name. The service aka  
membership fee is $10, 000 to $15, 000 which you won't find out  
till the salesman gets to your house, completely different  
from what is said at the presentation.Save yourself the gas  
and time, the year I worked there only one lady got the free  
2 night hotel stay and that would have cost her few hundred  
in airfare to fly from Alberta to Florida to use it, and many  
unhappy callers who didn't even receive any of the free 2 gifts. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Right hand man meets left hand woman 
 
It seems that Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses  
his left has met the perfect woman, Abby form the Minor Volleyball 
Association in Winnipeg, she is Lukes right hand girl who sometimes 
uses her left.They have so much in common like calling people trying  
to get money, the Minor Volleyball Association calls businesses to try  
and collect $200 for a child or $300 for a team, and like Paradise  
Canyon Vacation you have nothing to show for it.Abby has told us that  
Dave her new man, is threatening to visit ex employees at home becuase  
the internet posts are effecting his sales, maybe if Noel didnt fire  
so many people "clean house" as he calls it, he wouldn't have so many  
unhappy, angry employees including his own Filipino people which he has  
been crapping on like Brian who was with him for 4 years. With what she  
has learned from Dave on scamming people, Im sure she will bring these  
new techniques to the Minor Volleyball Association. Also Abby has told  
us that her right hand man Dave, told her the inside scoop that Paradise  
Canyon Vacation may soon be changing its name due to poor leads. Don't  
trust The Minor Volleyball Association if thier right hand girl who  
sometimes uses her left is connected with Paradise canyon Vacation, you  
know what thye say "birds of a feather flock together", and these 2 birds  
are definitely vultures.Thank God the people are catching on to travel scams. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Rising Urinal 
 
 
Reading urinal rises to the occasion 
 
Reading urinal 
Now you see it... now you don't 
 
The company's first rising urinal is to make its ascent in the hallway of Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
The Urilift is a tardis-like unit containing three urinals. 
 
Cleverly hidden during the day under the tiles, disguised as a manhole cover it can be raised using  
a hydraulic system operated by remote control on Noel's desk. Widely used in Manitoba, the invention  
is designed to be used at night to stop tele marketers using desks and garbage pails as toilets.  
Hopefully this facility will encourage men to walk an extra couple of yards to relieve themselves 
It is visible, easily accessible and hygienic, and is located between Noels desk and the  
presentation room in the heart of the call center 
Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left, said he was thrilled that Paradise canyon  
vacation Call center was the first place  
in the country to install the technology. 
Paradise Canyon vacation is famous for many things like scamming members out of $10, 000 but never  
before have we been noted for our innovative sanitary facilities." 
Manager Noel said there was a serious reason for installing the device. 
Paradise Canyon Vacation thriving night-time calling and economy brings many benefits but the result  
of some men's unhygienic behaviour is not one of them. 
"Hopefully this facility will encourage the male tele marketers to walk an extra couple  
of yards to relieve themselves." 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Robin Hood?????????? 
 
The story of Robin Hood was stealing from the rich to give to the poor,  
but at Paradise Canyon it's backwards, instead Paradise Canyon steals  
from the poor, seniors and average low income people to give to the rich 
the salesmen and tele marketers. When you drive into paradise Canyon  
Vacations tele marketing office, it is like walking into a new car show  
room all the tele marketers all have expensive brand new cars. There is  
hardly a car under $35, 000, except for Edna aka Jenna, Ella and now  
Britney she is driving a brand new gm, all the other tele marketers  
have more reliable Toyotas All the tele marketers are rich, like Ozzie  
an MTS employee from Osbourne Winnipeg location, he just bought a big  
new house, his girlfriend is making $35 an hour and Ozzie is making $20  
an hour, yet he comes to Paradise Canyon to rip off poor seniors, then  
there is the government social workers like Darcy who’s driving a  
$40, 000 Toyota and Ms Soldier making at least $25 both an hour or not  
more ripping off seniors and low income people trying to con them out  
of $10, 000 for a supposedly free presentation. Government social  
workers should not be trying to scam seniors and lying about a free  
presentation which costs thousands of dollars. Then we have Paul aka  
Sinder who pretends to be poor, and is too afraid to leave Paradise  
Canyon Vacation for a real job, but has no problem flying to India  
and back. Don't let Paradise Canyon scam you out of your hard earned  
money, we all can't be as rich as these tele marketers. 
 
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Sega aint no Lady Gaga 
 
 - Allgallbladerss eat gaga's aka Sega’a shit  
 
Now that Paradise Canyon Vacation is on line on the internet scam sites.  
Employees like Allbladerss and gaga aka Sega come out of the wood word  
to protect their jobs, Especially Gaga aka Sega trying to slander  
innocent workers whom she accuses of going on line telling the truth,  
Noel fired a whole bunch of people like he does every other week,  
"cleaning house" as he says, Noel has pissed off many if not hundreds  
of ex employees including his own Filipno people. Allgallbalderss and  
gaga aka Sega you can both go and eat the shit out of Paradise Canyon  
toilets call centre, because your both a piece of shit like the rest  
of them, gaga is the biggest turd of them all slandering other employees  
but gaga aka Sega didn’t mention that Noel the manager said it was ok for  
employees to sell stolen xbox, playstaion games as long as employees got  
good prices, funny how gaga aka Sega left that part out . Gaga aka Sega  
you bought that stolen brand new laptop with the box and all for $100 from  
that fat guy who works out at the gym everyday for $100, who are you to  
call eople losers and mental when you yourself is buying stolen laptops at  
work .Gaga aka Sega you enjoy trying to scam innocent people out of $10000  
dollars, next time you two are on the phone, just tell the truth and tell  
the people its $3, 500 down not refundable, and $50 a month for 20 years  
oh and don't forgot the lengthy contract they got to sign, Allgallbladerss  
when you can do this, then you can tell people to eat your shit, till then  
you and Gaga aka Sega keep licking the urinals at Paradise canyon Vacation  
call centre. Sega you came to work for 3 months along with your skinny  
anorexic sister who hasn’t eaten in months, dressed up like a fat over weight  
model walking down or should we say crashing down a jumbo 7474 runway, but to  
be a model Gaga aka Sega you need to lose 100 pounds off your big fat ass. 
 
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 - Gaga aka Sega has crabs or is that dinner for 2 
 
Now that the truth comes out about Paradise Canyon Vacation employees selling stolen Xbox,  
play station pc games and blue ray movies, the employees like Gaga aka Sega come out of  
the wood word to protect their jobs, Gaga aka Sega you can go and eat the shit out of  
Paradise Canyon toilets call centre, because you’re a piece of shit like the rest of  
them, I sat next to this person you’re trying to slander and he was a perfect gentleman,  
and even though he rode to work, he changed his clothes and brought spare clothes, as for  
mental the only mental people is you for protecting Paradise Canyon Vacation it's funny  
Gaga aka Sega how you didn’t mention the stolen sports jerseys and stolen Xbox games and  
blue ray movies and when our cousin's bike seat was stolen he mentioned to Noel about  
Loren selling stolen movies and Xbox games and Noel the manager told our cousin it was  
ok as long as employees got good prices, Gaga aka Sega why did you leave out employees  
selling and buying stolen goods Gaga aka Sega how much did Noel pay you to slander our  
cousin, or is Gaga really Noel impersonating an employee to try and save his company  
and sales Gaga aka Sega you can lick my ass and let me crap in your mouth, look at you  
trying to scam innocent people out of $10, 000 dollars, next time you’re on the phone,  
just tell the truth and tell the people its $3, 500 down not refundable, and $50 a month  
for 20 years oh and don't forgot the lengthy contract they got to sign, when you can do  
this, then you can talk shit about people, till then keep licking the urinals at Paradise  
Canyon Vacation call centre. You didn’t quit gaga Noel fired your ass because you couldn’t  
produce bookings, and Gaga aka Sega those ants in the ladies bathroom floor, those are not ants,  
those were your crabs, were those crabs the free dinner for two you were offering callers on the  
phone to attend the free presentation, Gaga aka Sega go see a doctor you skank. 
 
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- Noel can sniff Gaga's aka Sega’s Panties 
 
Now that Paradise Canyon Vacation is on line on the internet scam sites. Employees like Allbladerss and gaga  
come out of the wood word to protect their jobs, Especially Gaga aka Sega trying to slander innocent workers,  
whom she accuses of going on line telling the truth, that Paradise Canyon Vacation don't tell you till the  
salesman arrives at your home that it’s $10, 000 to $15, 000 for the travel membership, and tell you completely  
different at the presentations. Noel fired a whole bunch of people like he does every other week,  
"cleaning house" as he says, Noel has pissed off many if not hundreds of ex employees including his own Filipino  
people. So who is Gaga aka Sega to accuse of going on line you skank.  
Allgallbalderss and gaga aka Sega you can both go and eat the shit out of Paradise Canyon toilets call centre,  
because your both a piece of shit like the rest of them, gaga aka Sega is the biggest turd of them all  
slandering other employees but gaga aka Sega didn’t mention that Noel the manager said it was ok for employees  
to sell stolen Xbox, playstaion games as long as employees got good prices, funny how gaga left that part out  
Gaga you enjoy trying to scam innocent people out of $10, 000 dollars, next time you two are on the phone, just  
tell the truth and tell the people its $3, 500 down not refundable, and $50 a month for 20 years oh and don't  
forgot the lengthy contract they got to sign, Allgallbladerss when you can do this, then you can tell people  
to eat your shit, till then you and Gaga keep licking the urinals at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre.  
Gaga it’s easy to talk trash about others, when Noel is paying you to protect his sales, so don't give us the  
bull shit you came on your own to shit on employees, by the way Gaga aka Sega that smell you talk about was not  
the worker riding his bike to work he brought fresh clothes with him, that smell was of dead fish coming from  
your panties, go and see a doctor for yeast infection you skank, or better still have a bake sale don't forget  
to invite Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left to the bake sale Dave just loves  
fish smelling cream pies. 
 
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- Noel slanders employees 
 
Noel posted the malicious mean lying post against our cousin posing  
as "Gaga" aka Sega on scam.com an ex female employee who says she  
worked for Paradise canyon Vacation call center for 3 months, yet  
funny doesn't leave her real name; a real ex employee would not be  
afraid to leave their real name, this is either Noel or someone he  
paid to go online.Yes Paradise canyon vacation is $10, 000 to $15, 000  
to join which they don’t tell you until the salesman arrives at your  
house, completely contradictory from what is said at the free  
presentations. It is $3, 500 down non refundable and $40 t0 $60 per  
month for 20 years and let’s not forget the lengthy contract you have  
to sign. Noel was aware for years about stolen Xbox, play station and  
pc games and movies being sold by Loren and stolen sports jerseys by  
Rob valued at $200 selling for $40 to $60, when approached about the  
stolen DVDs and Xbox games he said it was ok as long as employees  
get good prices. Now what kind of business allows for stolen goods  
to be sold on company property. As for the employees, yes there are  
very rich people including government employees, including Ozzie an  
MTS, Winnipeg Osbourne sales rep, whose been buying Robs sports  
jerseys at the rate of 1 per week, and Dave his right hand man who  
sometimes uses his left is one of Loren’s biggest customers. Whatever  
Noel said about our cousin is all lies to protect Paradise Canyon  
Vacation, check out trip advisor to read the truth about Paradise  
Canyon Vacation. Noel is now paying his employees to protect his sales.  
Noel impersonating as "Gaga" aka Sega on scam.com calls people mental  
yet he approves of stolen goods in the call centre. and calling people  
losers when Noel fires his own Filipino people, he is supposed to look  
after his own people not crap on them. All Noel has written or has paid  
one so called "Gaga" aka Sega to write is all lies. The truth is Noel  
tried to steal our cousin’s antivirus which he lent Noel for one night  
because Noel asked to use it, for 3 weeks Noel said he was too busy or  
"I didn't get around to it" then our cousin asked Dave his assistant  
or Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left to please ask for  
it back, since then Noel has treated our cousin like crap, and eventually  
fired him all because he asked for his software back, then he accused our  
cousin of writing things on line and told our cousin that the police  
will be waiting at his home when he gets home, this was all threats and 
lies, the police station was not aware and said the internet was free 
freedom of speech. Paradise canyon Vacation is like a revolving door 
employees come and go every day, hundreds if not thousands of employees 
have quit from that call centre. Noel I'm sure has fired thousands of  
people, yet he blames our cousin all because he asked for his software  
back, and because he didn't let Noel intimidate him by trying to steal  
his software. Noel even calls the police on employees, a scare tactic.  
Is this the kind of company you want your want one of your friends or  
family members working for. This employee who wrote the blog is more  
than likely Noel himself posing a "Gaga" aka Sega a past female  
employee to slander our cousin and try to protect his sales. Now another 
ex employee Abby, who is working for The Minor Volleyball Association in  
Winnipeg tells us how Noel is getting Dave to do his dirty work for him,  
Dave is Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left wants to go to  
our cousins house, not enough 3 harassing phone calls during supper time,  
seems they love to harass people during supper. What is next harass ex  
employees at their jobs, Dave just worry about harassing callers and use  
your scare tactics on them to make them cough up $10, 000 to $15, 000 for  
your travel memberships which your tele marketers lie and say is free  
till the salesman arrives at their homes. 
 
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- is paying scam.com? 
 
Is Paradise Canyon Vacation paying scam.com?  
Scam.com is protecting Paradise Canyon Vacation  
and allowing them to keep on scamming people for  
$10, 000 to $15, 000, for travel services people  
can get just as cheap or cheaper if they shop  
around, scam.com is allowing Gaga from Paradise  
Canyon Vacation in Winnipeg call centre to slander  
employees with mean malicious lies, yes you "GAGA"  
aka Sega to protect their scam sales, Gaga why  
didn't you mention that for years Rob and Loren have  
been selling stolen Xbox, play station pc games and  
blue ray movies along with stolen sports jerseys,  
and by the way Gaga aka Sega the person you’re  
slandering Mike our family and cousin when he  
questioned Noel about the stolen Xbox games being  
sold by Loren, Noel told our cousin it was alright  
as long as employees got good prices, Gaga aka Sega  
you like to slander our cousin Mike but like to  
leave out employees buying and selling stolen goods. ` 
Is this what scam.com is about slandering employees,  
instead of posting corporate scams.Scam.com is the only  
web site that has taken down virtually all complaints  
about Paradise Canyon Vacation, only allowing other  
employees to post malicious lies like skanks named  
"Gaga" aka Sega, scam.com is not supposed to take down  
complaints or ban people from posting complaints,  
scam.com is being paid by paradise canyon vacation to  
ban anyone from posting complaints and remove complaints.  
Scam.com is a scam if this how how they run their web  
site, scam.com and "gaga' aka Sega the 3 month employee  
who is all talk but can’t leave her real name, Gaga aka  
Sega how much did Noel pay you to protect his sales.  
Scam.com and gaga AKA Sega keep on licking the urinals at  
Paradise canyon Vacation call centre, and while your at it  
have a free lunch eating in the toilet bowls on employee  
turd, because you are what you eat, your both turds  
hiding the truth. 
 
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 -Seven wonders of Dave 
 
Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left is also 
like his manager Mr. Poatatoe head, who appears to be nice at first 
but will back stab employees to make himself look good for Noel,  
Dave can be found in the call centre sitting next to his jail bird 
buddy Loren who sells stolen xbox, playstaion, wii pc games and  
blue ray movies, and of course Dave is Loren's biggest customer,  
Noel when approached about the stolen xbox games said it was  
alright as long as employees got good prices. 
 
Dave Breeding Turkeys 
 
Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes 
uses his left is now enjoying the outdoors 
chasing male turkeys while doing his imitation 
turkey mating call. To help supplement his 
income Dave has been helping turkeys to breed,  
since he's been saving his right hand to assist 
Noel, why not make extra money using his left  
hand to save the turkey population. so next time  
your having a family thanks giving dinner and your  
about to say grace before carving the turkey say a  
little prayer and thank Dave for without his left  
hand there would be no turkey on the table, and if 
Paradise canyon Vacation calls during supper tell  
the caller to tell Dave that you got better things  
to do with your right hand than write them a cheque  
for $10, 000. 
 
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- Dave harasses ex-employees 
 
Thursday October 20, 2011 - 6:25pm, 2011 our cousin receives not one  
but 2 calls from Dave trying to disguise himself as "James", Noel's  
right hand man who sometimes uses his left, trying to question our  
cousin about internet blogs. *57 was used and the number traced to  
the police station, and the call was more than likely made from  
Paradise canyon Vacation call center, during working hours. It's  
not enough that Noel tried to use scare tactics and tell our cousin  
that the police will be wafting when he gets home the night he went  
to pick up his final cheque, our family called the police station and  
Noel lied, the police said the internet is free speech. Noel fired  
thousands of people even his own Filipino people, Dave go and harass  
Noel's Filipino people, we are not Filipinos, Dave go and call Brian  
since he was the one who said in the meeting that Noel was protecting  
some people who had less sales than him, Brian was angry about being  
fired, and he is Filipino who worked with Noel for 4 years. Is this  
the kind of company you want to hand over $10, 000 to $15, 000 for a  
travel membership, a company who harasses employees after firing  
them, Noel could have given our cousin trade show sheets but he was  
out to fire our cousin, for asking Dave to get his antivirus program  
back, Noel was very pissed the night he returned the borrowed software,  
he hasn't talked to our cousin since and kept shitting on him, that’s  
the thanks you get for borrowing your boss who asked for the software,  
never trust anyone from work, especially your boss. If this is how they  
treat their employees just imagine how they treat their members. Don't  
let Dave or Noel get your hard earned money, you will get nothing for  
your $10, 000 and it is $3, 500 not refundable and $40 to $60 a month for  
20 years and the prices are no cheaper than other travel agents or if  
you shopped around for yourself. 
Again October 21, 2011 7:28pm Dave calls back trying to use scare tactics 
This time Dave clears his throat not knowing what to say, we believe he 
was drunk putting back a few cold ones. Again *57 was used and the number  
traced, keep harassing our cousin Dave we will keep tracking and tracing 
your calls. This is Paradise Canyon Vacation harassing ex employees, they 
got nothing better to do with their time the bunch of mafia. 
 
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 - Dave right hand man with 2 left feet 
 
Noel has a right hand man named Dave who sometimes uses his 
left. Some of us worked with Dave before at Tele Solutions,  
where 1/2 of the closing supervisors collecting credit card  
information had served jail time, and this is where Dave  
came from, and he seems to blend right in very nicely with  
his prison tattoos. Our cousin used to work with Dave on  
Saturday mornings at Tele Solutions and he remembers Dave  
coming in to work drunk like a skunk, and got many leads  
but once he sobered up he couldn’t do nothing, useless as  
tits on bull. Dave comes in to work every other week with  
a black eye from bar fights, or misses days here and there  
when he's on a drinking binge. Is this the best that Noel  
can do for a right hand man who sometimes uses his left.  
If this is the quality of supervisors we can imagine the  
quality of the salesmen at the presentations, the sales  
pitch should be  
"leave your money at home but bring a case of two four". 
 
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Dave still Harasses ex employees 
 
6:10pm, October 24, 2011, Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his  
left, is still harassing our cousin and again *57 was used to trace the call  
to the police, doesn't the employees at Paradise Canyon Vacation have nothing  
better to do than thier supervisor to call and harass ex employees and with  
scare tactics and saying "you better quit that internet shit", Dave get a  
real job like working in a tattoo parlor and get real tatto not home made  
prison tattoos, Noel fired many Filipinos and Brian was very upset go and  
call Brian, leave innocent people alone. I hope people reading this will  
think twice about giving Paradise Canyon Vacation $10, 000 to $15, 000 for  
nothing more than a membership for prices no cheaper than if they shopped  
around. For your information they don't tell you its $10, 000 till the  
salesman gets to your home, don't beleive the "you can't buy nothing at the  
presentation, it's strictly information only, and leave your money at home" 
There are better things you can do with $10, p000 to $15, 000 than let Paradise 
Canyon Vacation scam you out of it. 
 
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Dave tells Abby he wants to harass employee at home 
 
We found out today Oct 26, 2011 that a Abby an ex female employee of  
Paradise Canyon Vacation in Winnipeg now working for Minor Volleyball  
Association in Winnipeg as their right hand woman who sometimes  
uses her left, worked and quit the same week of Oct 16-22, 2011 told  
Abby told our family that Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
uses his left was threatening to go to our cousin's house, this is  
beyond harassment, Noel fired alot of people, and some people are  
fighting back on line, letting the truth be known. Right now  
Dave is harassing our cousin with 3 phone calls, all 3 calls *57 was  
pressed and the call traced back to the Winnipeg police department.  
If Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left comes around  
our cousin's house, our family will call his parole officer, and Dave can  
go back to prison and get a few more home made oops prison made tattoos. 
 
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Right hand man meets left hand woman 
 
It seems that Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses  
his left has met the perfect woman, Abby form the Minor Volleyball 
Association in Winnipeg, she is Lukes right hand girl who sometimes 
uses her left.They have so much in common like calling people trying  
to get money, the Minor Volleyball Association calls businesses to try  
and collect $200 for a child or $300 for a team, and like Paradise  
Canyon Vacation you have nothing to show for it.Abby has told us that  
Dave her new man, is threatening to visit ex employees at home becuase  
the internet posts are effecting his sales, maybe if Noel didnt fire  
so many people "clean house" as he calls it, he wouldn't have so many  
unhappy, angry employees including his own Filipino people which he has  
been crapping on like Brian who was with him for 4 years. With what she  
has learned from Dave on scamming people, Im sure she will bring these  
new techniques to the Minor Volleyball Association. Also Abby has told  
us that her right hand man Dave, told her the inside scoop that Paradise  
Canyon Vacation may soon be changing its name due to poor leads. Don't  
trust The Minor Volleyball Association if thier right hand girl who  
sometimes uses her left is connected with Paradise canyon Vacation, you  
know what thye say "birds of a feather flock together", and these 2 birds  
are definitely vultures.Thank God the people are catching on to travel scams. 
 
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Is Abby from The Volleyball Association Dave's woman 
 
That is the question we all have been asking at the Paradise Canyon 
Vacation call center in Winnipeg. Abby came to us from The winnipeg 
Volleyball Association and like Dave, who is Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left, Abby is Luke's right hand girl who  
sometimes uses her left also. Like dave she also likes to show off  
her tattoos, unfortunately Noel had to let Abby go along with hundreds 
of other tele marketers this year, the joke at Paradise canyon vacation 
is that human resources is a revolving door, employees come and go 
like Walmart shoppers. "thank you for shopping Walmart or is that  
tahnk you for dropping into Paradise canyon Vacation", We would like  
to thank Abby for informing us that Noel may soon be changing the name 
of Paradise canyon vacation like he has done twicew before like Abby  
has told us. Wait isn't this what scam companies do every few months 
after people catch on to them. Than you Abby for getting us the inside 
scoop from your new man Dave, lastly Abby has told us how Dave wants to 
go and harass ex employees at home for going on line and warning people 
about Paradise canyon Vacation, isn't this what the mafia does pay a  
visit to your home. 
 
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- Shady Employees 
 
Not only do Paradise Canyon Vacation tele marketers 
lie to people on the phone trying to convince them that  
the 1 hour presentations are free, When actually the  
membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000, $3, 500 down not refundable 
and $40 to $60 a month for the next 20 years. 
"you can’t buy anything at the presentation, it is strictly  
information only, I’m not calling to sell you anything,  
leave your money at home and right off the hop let me assure  
you I’m not calling to sell you anything" and the famous 
"bring your wife or travel partner so nothing is lost in 
the translation", they know that people who come alone will  
tell the salesman "I got to talk to my spouse" 
On with the shady employees, first we have Rob selling stolen 
sports jerseys valued at $200 for $40 to $60 dollars, who uses 
Paradise Canyon Vacation as an outlet to sell these Jerseys, his 
biggest buyer is Ozzie an Osbourne, Winnipeg MTS tele marketer who  
buys a new jersey just about every week, he’s wearing a different 
stolen jersey every week, and we believe he’s working on buying 
the whole collection. Next is Loren who is seldom at work, we believe 
he spends most of his time behind bars, he sells a lot of stolen 
Xbox, play station, pc games and DVD movies which he shop lifts from  
stores. One of his biggest clients is DAVE the supervisor, Noel's 
right hand man, and sometimes he uses his left. 
The manager of Paradise Canyon vacation is well aware of all the  
stolen DVDs and jerseys buying and selling going on, when he was  
approached about the situation, he said it was alright as long as  
the employees were getting good prices. Now this is just the call  
centre would you trust the salesman at the presentation if this is 
how the call centre is running.  
 
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- Sharks in Paradise 
 
Yes there are sharks at Paradise Canyon Vacation, these predators the  
tele marketers the creatures of the night who call every evening can  
smell a $10, 000 membership fee victim from miles away, the biggest of  
these sharks is Wendy The Horrible, with a shrilling voice that can  
awaken the dead; she came to Paradise Canyon Vacation from another  
travel agency and brags about being the best sales agent, next we have  
the great brown shark Ozzie and MTs employee making $20 and his  
girlfriend $35 an hour, yet he likes to scam innocent people out of  
thousands of dollars for minimum wage, as a hobby this tall black skinny  
anorexic black man buys stolen sports jerseys from Rob at the rate of 1  
per week, then we have Rob who is a unemployed repo man who moon lights  
selling stolen sports jerseys at Paradise Canyon call centre for several  
years, let’s not forget Loren for without him employees can’t get stolen  
Xbox, play station and pc games and blue ray movies, Loren's biggest  
customer is Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left,  
Dave is an alcoholic with prison tattoos, who comes in to work every  
other week with a black eye from bar fights, and misses days off work  
when he goes on a drinking binge, when approached about the stolen Xbox,  
play station, pc games and movies Noel the manager said it was alright as  
long as employee got good prices, wouldn’t you love to have an  
understanding boss like Noel? from the Catherine clan we have her son  
Tyler who gets only the easy rebooks and expo sheets, he is a smooth  
talker on the phone who wants to scam as many people as possible to make  
his momma proud, back by popular demand is Jessie who was gone for while,  
who is such a good con artist he once scammed a business and booked 3 leads  
to go home early with pay. Let us not forget Edna, Noel's favorite Filipino,  
all the other Filipinos Noel fired, which is unusual since Noel is a  
Filipino himself, Edna we believe is schizophrenic with at least 3  
personalities she uses on calls, aka Jenna, Ella and lastly she has  
added Britney, she is a short fat lady but we all just call her Snooki.  
Beware the sharks of Paradise canyon, and don't let these scam artists  
take a bite of you or your wallet or purse. Did we forgot Rod the Megaladon,  
Noel's boss out of Calgary, Alberta the 52-foot (16-metre) version of the  
White Shark with jaws large enough to engulf a rhino.  
 
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- sounds like direct buy 
 
ann m 
Senior Member 
 
Joined: Jul 2006 
Location: Cochrane, Alberta 
 
 
Sounds like that Direct Buy company - where you pay them fees,  
to then sell you something for a supposedly cheaper 
price ... I'm not convinced ... 
 
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- Thanks for the warning 
 
Linda-PAlbert 
Saskatchewan 
Posts: 4 
 
05 August 2011, 12:53 
 
Thank you. This type of discussion is why we ALWAYS check 
out Trip Advisor! We have been booking our Caribbean 
holidays ourselves over the past 10 years and always 
consult Trip Advisor!!! Thanks to all who post honestly 
to this forum! 
 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Tele marketer's head stuck in toilet seat 
 
 
Firefighters Manitoba came to the rescue of a tele marketer who had a toilet seat stuck on his head. 
 
The worker, aged 18 and a half, and his worried supervisor went to Winnipeg fire station after she 
 
was unable to get the toilet seat off his head. 
 
Firefighter said: "We put some dish washing liquid on his head and ears and it slid off nice as pie. 
 
"The tele marketer was very brave and didn't make a fuss and once we had got the seat off he toddled 
 
away as happy as can be." 
 
The fireman added: "The tele marketer had put his head through it and couldn't get it out again,  
 
he came in here wearing it like a collar. 
 
 
"His supervisor had tried to get it over his head but couldn't budge it so she walked him down here 
 
and asked us to have a look at it and we went to work and we managed to get it off in no time." 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- The Guide to Taking a Dump at Work 
 
 
Originally published in 2005 as "The Paradise Canyon Vacation Tele marketers guide 
 
to taking a dump in a call center"...this doc**ent is a living tribute to something 
 
we all have to do at our jobs from time to time. Foul smells, rude sounds, and bad 
 
reputations are the stuff of legend or nightmare for many a minimum wage worker 
 
tele marketer. With this "Guide to taking a dump at work" we will "show you the ropes 
 
and help through a difficult learning time for many, and a happy place for others... 
 
 
Escapee -- A f-a-r-t that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in 
 
a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is 
 
similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you 
 
release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing 
 
next to the f-a-r-te-r at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee,  
 
it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. 
 
 
Jailbreak (Used in conjunction with escapee) -- When forcing poop, several f-a-r-t-s slip 
 
out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually 
 
a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in 
 
the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of 
 
what just occurred. 
 
 
Courtesy Flush -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the log hits 
 
the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount 
 
of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught 
 
doing the WALK OF SHAME. 
 
 
Walk of Shame -- Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just 
 
stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in. 
 
As with all f-a-r-t-s, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. 
 
Out of the Closet Pooper -- A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You 
 
will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine 
 
under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before 
 
entering the bathroom. 
 
 
Pooping Friends Network -- A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency 
 
pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts 
 
of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS. 
 
 
 
Safe Haven -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect 
 
visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds 
 
of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. 
 
 
Turd Burgler -- A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the 
 
door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking 
 
a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way, you 
 
will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. 
 
 
Camo-cough -- A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a 
 
stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very 
 
effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. 
 
 
Astaire -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a 
 
stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the 
 
bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. 
 
 
Watermelon -- A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an 
 
embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. 
 
 
Havana Omelet -- A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. 
 
Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE. 
 
 
Uncle Ted -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths 
 
of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax 
 
while on the c-r-a-p-p-e-r, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. 
 
This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. 
 
 
Fly-by -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. 
 
If there are others in the bathroom, leave, and come back again. Be careful not to become a 
 
FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. 
 
 
 
Crack Whore -- A c-r-a-p-p-e-r that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell- tale signs of a CRACK WHORE 
 
include pubes, p-i-s-s stains and s-h-it streaks. Avoid CRACK WHORES at all cost. Try finding out when the 
 
janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
- THE HELL OF RESTROOMS 
 
When I was at Paradise Canyon Vacation Call Center,  
we had a small bathroom next to the closet. It was nothing fancy, just a sink and a toilet, but it got the job done.  
A reversible sign on the door had a red STOP and a green GO to let you know whether or not someone was inside.  
Of course, our high society humor would call for switching the sign to GO while someone was inside, and let the hilarity ensue.  
One day, Dave the supervisor, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left, tapped me on the shoulder and started yelling  
at me for peeing on the toilet seat and floor. I hadn't even used the bathroom yet that day, so the sloppy pisser had to have  
been someone else another tele marketer. But arguing with Dave was next to impossible, so I had to spend my entire lunch break  
wiping the floor with bits of toilet paper, while the other tele marketers teased me. 
 
Needless to say, I've had a thing about public restrooms ever since. I'm not one of those guys like that character in AMERICAN PIE  
who had to hold it until he went home, but I've certainly had my share of bathroom hang-ups. For the most part, urinating in  
Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre toilets was a pretty quick and uneventful experience. You could walk up to the urinal of choice,  
unzip just a bit, and go on about your business with minimal interaction. But sometimes, things didn't go so easily.  
 
For you uninitiated women that never got to venture inside a boy's bathroom, you haven't experienced the wonder of a wall of urinals.  
Sometimes as many as two on the wall would hang there, just waiting to receive their piss offerings.  
Choosing the right urinal said a lot about you. In fact there were rhymes we used to help us figure out exactly which one we wanted  
to pee in. One of the most common would have you start naming them off from the left, "COFFEE, TEA, MILKSHAKE, PEE" in a sort of  
p-i-s-s-scented "EENIE, MEANIE, MINIE, MOE". Supposedly whatever urinal you chose was what you liked to drink. Lord help the poor kid  
with a full bladder that didn't check in advance and haphazardly chose the "PEE" urinal. "Ha! Ha! YOU LIKE DRINKING PEEEEEEEEEEEE!",  
was a tough insult to live down. Most of the kids "in the know" would choose milkshake or coffee, if they had their druthers. 
 
Another variation on the theme was to count off, "KING, QUEEN, BOOGER, and MACHINE!" This was particularly handy if you accidentally chose  
the "PEE" urinal from the first rhyme, and could correct your taunting party, "No no...I'm using MACHINE!" For obvious reasons, the  
"BOOGER" and "QUEEN" urinals were the ones to avoid, but as some of the more sexually aware 5th and 6th graders would point out,  
if you chose "QUEEN" it was like you were putting your dick inside of a hot babe! 
 
The real trauma of the Paradise Canyon Vacation call center bathrooms was when you had to take a s-h-i-t. You might as well have s-h-i-t  
your pants at work for all the grief you'd get if someone walked in on you. Now, I've sneaked into many a times in the girl’s bathroom  
at Paradise canyon Vacation call center in my day  
(OK...last month) and I've never understood why the stalls in the girls' rooms had doors on them, but for some reason they were removed  
from the boys'. What evil activities did the administration aka Noel think were taking place in them? 
 
Once in my 2nd hour of work, I made the mistake of taking a shit in a stall that not only had no door, but no toilet paper either.  
I was stranded there for about 15 minutes before I convinced some poor co worker to grab me some from another stall. When you need  
to do the famous "squat walk" at home to grab a new roll, it's OK, but nobody would ever dare getting caught performing it during work.  
He held his nose for dramatic effect, and practically threw it at me, as if I was some homeless man asking him to wipe my ass. 
 
When I was in Paradise Canyon Vacation call center, bathrooms may have been horrifying to use, but they were actually cool to hang out in.  
I mean if they were good enough for Fonzie to use as his office, it was OK for us tele marketers, right? Every once in a while, some  
workers would take part in the bizarre ritual called "CRISS CROSS PEE" or "CROSSING SWORDS". While Star Wars was popular, you'd even have  
weirdos pretending to be Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader with their lightsabre urine streams. There was even a spell where some workers  
would try to pee on your shoe. Suddenly peeing in the stalls instead of the urinals seemed like a much safer idea. 
 
There were any number of pranks to pull off in the Paradise Canyon Vacation call center bathrooms, and nearly all of them involved using wet  
paper towels. You could wad up a stack, get them wet, then throw them to the tiled floor and make a pretty large smack. Sinks were pretty  
easy to clog up and overflow with them as well, which surely prompted the invention of faucets that turn themselves off. Of course the  
greatest bathroom thrill as a worker was to pee on the "OUT OF ORDER DO NOT USE" sign that was occasionally taped on a urinal.  
 
The call center for Paradise canyon Vacation had retarded workers working in the same building as us. They had their own special desks, but ate  
lunch in the same lunchroom, and of course used the same bathroom. These unfortunate co workers were always getting made fun of in some kind  
of way. I remember going into the bathroom and seeing this little bully tele marketer tell a retarded co worker about twice his size to hold  
out his hand so he could smack it. The poor tele marketer was letting him do it over and over again while he cried. I helped a nice co worker  
out when I came upon him in tears, holding the large carved wooden key that they used for a bathroom pass, cracked in half. I told him that  
the break was pretty clean and if he just laid it down fit together on the manager's desk when he got back to work, someone else might think  
they broke it.  
When I ran into the co worker later in the week, he thanked me as if I gave him the secret of life.  
 
As I got older and more self conscious at Paradise canyon Vacation, my big fear was pissing next to people. I'd really have to relax and  
meditate for a good minute before I could let it out. But it took perfect concentration. I had several times where I'd be ready to pee,  
and some other worker would come up next to me, preventing me from finishing. I'd stand there and pretend to pee for about a minute, and  
then flush it really quick, so nobody would think I was a psycho who just liked to stand there. Since I drink more heavily as a tele  
marketer, I've not found it to be much of a problem anymore.  
Though every now and then, even at work, some worker walks in the bathroom with me, and chooses to pee in a stall behind a closed door.  
 
Using bathrooms at the workplace at Paradise Canyon Vacation is an entirely different phenomenon. Where I work, it's actually pretty well  
accepted to bring reading material into the john. Everything from The Sports Page of the newspaper, to interesting stories printed off the  
internet are handily tucked above the toilet paper rack for tele marketers to read. Some people are pretty uptight about it being  
unsanitary, but it never bothered me. In fact, unless I've actually got a hunk of crap on my finger, I never even wash my hands along with  
all the other co orkers, unless someone else sees me in there, to keep up  
appearances. You don't want to be known as "that guy who doesn't wash" when it's time for company potlucks even though none of the other  
workers washed their hands either or never will for that fact. 
 
The big terror of the Paradise Canyon Vacation workplace bathrooms is being identified as the worker who took a monster size noisy smelly  
s-h-i-t. If your shoes look anonymous enough under the stall, and nobody saw you walk in, you're usually safe. But lord help you if another  
worker sees you walk out after gassing up the place with a deathly fecal fog. 
 
It really bugs me when co workers talk to me while I'm sitting on the toilet. I don't know why but it really creeps the hell out of me.  
Not too long ago, I was taking a s-h-i-t, and didn't realize there was Noel the manager sitting in the next stall over. Noel shouted,  
"Hey man, I'm right here with ya!" This was kind of freaky, as I didn't recognize the voice, and was truly weirded out by his attempt  
at bathroom camaraderie. I remained silent, and slightly scared as he added, "Yep...it's a helluva day!". Not knowing what to even say,  
I remained quiet as he went on and on about other nonsensical things, until I finally figured out  
that the dude Noel was actually talking on his cell phone while he was taking a dump! 
 
I mean, it's bad enough seeing people walking around stores and driving with cell phones, but who the hell calls up their friends while  
they're taking a shit, at work?  
At this point, the evil side of me emerged, and I groaned loudly like I just passed an elephant through my sphincter and flushed the  
toilet 3 times in a row, just to make sure that whoever this Noel guy was talking to, would realize where the call was really coming  
from. 
 
And then there's the utter pandemonium of the men's room at Paradise canyon Vacation call center, where you've got the new pitfall of  
puke covered toilets to avoid.  
In addition, brave women, sickened by the impossibly long and slow lines in their bathroom are in there with you! And forget about  
washing your hands in those sinks,  
there's about as much p-i-s-s in those as the urinals.  
 
 
Of course, once you're married and have kids, any shred of bathroom decency goes out the door. In fact, it's as if there's no door at all.  
You know you've got the right woman when she can walk in and brush her teeth while you're taking a c-r-a-p, and not blink an eye. 
 
Anyway, quit talking to me, I'm trying to pee. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- The Knights of Paradise 
 
By now you probably realized that a group of knights in shining armor 
are trying to take down the dragon Paradise Canyon Vacation, and in so 
doing making people aware what is going inside Paradise Canyon Vacation 
with the inside scoop, and what really happens at the presentations,  
with testimonials from people who have been scammed. The management 
of Paradise Canyon Vacation don't want you the public to know, that the 
membership fee is actually $10, 000 to $15, 000 with $3, 500 down non 
refundable and $40 to $60 a month for 20 years. They have tele markers 
call you and swear till they are blue in the face that the presentation 
is free and that you can’t buy nothing and leave your money at home. 
This is all a scam the same scam used by tele solutions when selling 
magazines, they will call and tell you 'I’m not calling to sell you a 
nything" but then pass you on to their supervisor who will try and 
scam you for over $1000 in magazines. "I’m not calling to sell you 
anything”, that is because someone else will. They won’t sell you 
nothing at the presentation because Paradise Canyon Vacation sales 
people will come to your home. Noel the manager even brags how good 
they are at ripping people off, and claims that they can get 9/10 
people to fork over $10, 000. This is a scam, the tele markers should 
tell the people "we are calling to sell you a $10, 000 membership” and 
not lie. As for the free gifts, you don’t get those till after you 
filled out forms with your information, and then wait 2-3 weeks in 
the mail, from what I heard many people have told the tele marketers 
that they did not receive the free gifts. Just like telesolutions who 
will not send you their $5 watch so described by JD the room manager,  
which they claim is a $650 diamond watch just so you will pay the 
$1, 000 magazine fee. The watch arrives after 2 weeks because you only 
have 10 days to cancel your credit card payment. Paradise Canyon 
Vacation will also give you a $1, 000 gift voucher towards the $10, 000 
to $15, 000 membership. There are too many services all around for free 
and you can get the same prices and even lower and better if you just 
shop around. You work too hard for your money to let travel companies 
and magazine publishers rip you off. 
 
Together we can make people more aware with knowledge and knowing is 
the first part of winning any battle, we have compiled a list of 
informative blogs from people who have been called, tele marketers and 
members who have been scammed. Paradise canyon Vacation is fighting back 
by sending out their dragons to take down our blogs, so please help 
us and spread the word, they mostly call people in British Columbia,  
Alberta. Manitoba and soon trying to Scam Ontario, calls are in the 
evenings.  
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - The rooster is in the hen house 
 
Foghorn leghorn or Ozzie an MTS Winnipeg Osbourne call centre  
employee named after the bugs bunny cartoon rooster because he  
is so loud and never shuts up. We believe Ozzie aka foghorn  
leghorn has been sneaking into the hen house serenading a mature  
hen by the name of Wendy the Horrible because of her high shrieking  
voice that can wake the dead. Who is just as loud if not louder than  
Ozzie. Every so often they have their lovers quarrles and Ozzie will  
tell Wendy to not talk to him. Rumour has it in the call centre that  
they must have kissed and made up because Wendy left her phone number  
for ozzie on the window ledge next to his coffee cup. Does this mean  
that Ozzie now has two women, Wendy and his girlfriend who he brags is  
making $35 an hour as an xray technician. Will Ozzie be leaving his  
young wife for a hungry cougar and grandmother. It seems that this  
rooster is now going after more experienced mature hens. 
 
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Is Wendy Ozzie's woman 
 
Mts Osbourne employee finds true love at Paradise Canyon 
Vacation call centre, Ozzie a tall black anorexic man,  
who we nick name foghorn leghorn after the rooster on 
bugs bunny cartoons because he is loud and never shuts  
up. This Ozzie rooster once strayed away from mother hen 
Wendy and went to greener pastures to strut his stuff 
with Tyler's auntie her daughter and 1/2 her basketball  
team in the corner on the opposite side of the call center 
floor. I guess Ozzie wanted the young hens over Wendy the  
more mature fat mother hen. One night Noel said he expects 
everyone at work unless thier sick or pregnant and Wendy 
replied "I look pregnant", she does look like a beach ball. 
It seemed that Ozzie got lonely for his main squeeze and  
beleive me there is alot to squeeze Wendy and returned to his 
usual spot next to the window, we knew it was love when we 
saw that Wendy left Ozzie her phone number on the window 
ledge next to his coffee cup, we guess it was a welcome 
home present.  
 
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- The three faces of Eve now adding Brittney 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation is so shady that even their tele marketers  
are liars and dishonest. If you get a call from a woman claiming to  
be Jenna or Ella, her real name is Edna, all the same person using 3  
names to try to fool people and rob them out of $10, 000, telling them  
the presentation is free and will receive 2 free gifts, only 1 woman  
in over a year said she received the free hotel stay, but had travel  
to Florida, from central Canada to the other side of the USA, and had  
to pay the airfare, you can’t pick and choose where to stay, a free hotel  
stay may cost thousands of dollars in air fare, but Jenna, Ella or  
Edna all the same person won’t tell you this, she is greedy and wants  
you to go to the so called free presentation and be conned out of  
$10, 000, she is a good con artist so be very aware. Update now it seems 
that Edna aka Eve has added a new name she is now going by Britney 
so now when Ella, Jenna or Britney calls you, it is really Edna. 
A short Filipino lady trying to sound like a jersey shore poser,  
everybody just calls her Snooki. 
 
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- The Wizard of Ozzie Osbourne 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation has an MTS employee, from the Osbourne call centre 
location in Winnipeg who calls himself Ozzie, a tall skinny black anorexic 
man who is making $20 an hour, and his girlfriend $35 an hour and who bought 
a new home, so he brags at the Paradise canyon Vacation Call Centre, yet he 
comes to Paradise Canyon for minimum wage to rip off people for $10, 000, this 
is evil greed $55 an hour between them both and he needs to come rip off 
innocent people and lie to them, we believe that Noel is paying Ozzie under 
the table because on several occasions we have seen Noel give Ozzie several 
$20, Ozzie claims that it’s his pay and that he has no bus money to get home,  
really he's making $20 an hour from MTS and his girlfriend $35 working with 
x-rays and Ozzie has no bus money to get home, maybe if Ozzie wouldn't buy 
so many stolen NBA and hockey jerseys from Rob, Ozzie may just have bus money 
to get home. Rob has been selling stolen sports jerseys at peg all on company 
time and property call centre for years, but since Ozzie has arrived business 
has been booming, and what does Noel say about all this, when Noel was approached 
about Loren selling stolen Xbox, play station pc games and blue ray movies, Noel 
the manager said it was ok as long as employees get good prices. When MTS was 
called they said that they didn't care what their employees did off company 
time, and no supervisor even called back. Yet MTS wants us to give our personal 
information to their employees buying stolen sports jerseys at the rate of 1 per 
week. Now you know where your money goes when you pay your MTS bill it goes to 
employees like Ozzie buying stolen sports jerseys so how can you trust a company 
who hires shady MTS employees and people selling stolen sports jerseys, and not 
to mention Loren selling his stolen Xbox, play station pc games and blue ray 
movies so when you join Paradise Canyon Vacation and pay $10, 000 membership fee,  
now you know where your money is going, membership does have its privileges but 
only for employees of Paradise Canyon Vacation call center. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- they are a time share 
 
Mikesly 
Senior Member 
 
Joined: Nov 2007 
Location: Coniston Nr Hull Now Lethbridge Alberda!! 
Posts: 225 
 
 
Mike and I owned a timeshare in UK - and we did a swap to paradise 
canyon 9 years ago for our very first visit to canada. so yes they 
are (or at least they were) a timeshare company. People buy the 
houses down there then let the "club" rent them out as holiday 
homes. Plus alot of the houses which are actually in the "canyon" 
bottom are sinking - beware. Lesley 
 
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- it's a time share 
 
MuftiMixandma... 
Vancouver... 
Posts:7, 586 
 
12 April 2011, 1:03 
 
I guess it's a time share, so the proof would be in how 
convenient they would make sharing a place on the dates 
that you want. A quick google search of "PCV Reviews" 
showed the following. Perhaps you can find more results. 
If their head office is in Lethbridge here's the BBB 
rating for the company: 
 
bbb.org/calgary/business-reviews/travel-club… 
 
Here's a slightly different one: 
 
bbb.org/saskatchewan/business-reviews/resort… 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- We all know its timeshare 
 
stevef955 
lethbridge 
posts: 4 
 
 
Question: If Paradise Canyon Vacation is not a 
Time Share, then why are you locked into payments 
of $50 a month for the next 20 years. That"s right 
you are locked into 20 years at $500 a year, that"s 
like buying a family home. Membership is $10, 000 
to $15, 000, and you have to pay for your vacations 
on top of that. How long would it take to get back 
the $10, 000 in savings. A $3, 000 vacation actually 
will cost you $13, 000, and are you going to vacation 
every single year for the next 20 years. If this is 
such a good deal why isn't Tiger Woods wife, a member 
and the spokes person, she takes 2-4 vacations a month. 
We don't see her giving Paradise Canyon Vacations $10, 000 
to travel 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Tiger Woods to Promote Paradise Canyon Vacations & 
Golf Resort 
 
Tiger Woods to Promote Paradise Canyon Vacations & 
Golf Resort, seeing how Tiger Woods is spiraling downhill with 
his golf career, Tiger Woods has dropped a further six places 
to 44th in the world golf rankings and he may soon have to 
sell his Juniper Estate to purchase new golf clubs and a Gucci 
golf bag. As the spokes person for Paradise Canyon Vacations 
and Golf Resort Tiger Woods can rest assured that he can 
afford to travel to all his tournaments at net prices. So the 
next time you pick up your phone and the display reads 
tele marketer from Paradise Canyon Vacations, and you hear a 
"GROWL" big cat roar. It may just be Tiger Woods asking you to 
come to a presentation and fork over $10, 000 for a membership 
so he can pay for his wife Elin Nordegren child support. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Paradise Canyon to buy Tiger Wood's Juniper Estate 
 
Tiger Woods will soon be selling his Juniper Estate to Paradise 
Canyon Vacations so that it can be turned into time share. With 
Tiger Woods golf career at an all time low at 44 in rankings. 
Paradise canyon Vacation will be giving Tiger Woods 30% share 
of membership fees, with being scammed sorry paying $10, 000 to 
$15, 000 to receive nothing more than a membership, and travel 
prices just as cheap or cheaper if they shopped around. That 
would give Tiger Woods a good $3, 000 to $5, 000 per membership. 
Could this mean that Nike and Paradise Canyon Vacation may 
soon merge, will we soon be seeing PCV on sneakers along with 
the Nike swoosh. The good news is that we may soon hear the 
pitter patter of tiny little feet at Juniper Estate, [no Elin 
is not having another cub], as families rush to move in for 
their time share vacations with their little ones. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Tighter than a bull frog's arse 
 
How cheap is Paradise Canyon Vacation, they are so cheap they 
won’t give employees 8 hours a day, and bother people in the 
evenings during supper. Even xentel gives employees 8 hours a 
a day and the 4 hour option. Paradise canyon vacation is like 
a revolving door with employees quitting every day, it is almost 
as bad as tele solutions. Except at tele solutions you don't have 
to work Sunday nights. Paradise canyon Vacation has no respect 
for people they call, they only want their $10, 000 travel membership 
fee. If they cared about people they would leave people alone on 
Sunday nights. You’re supposed to bring your own paper and pencil or 
pen and ruler, the company don't supply that. Workers are always 
stealing pens and rulers off other workers desks, Noel don't be so 
cheap and buy some pens!!! State of the art equipment, really now,  
how about $5 bargain shop phones, which only 1/2 are working 
properly, all calls are made by hand. Other call centers are using 
computers and usb headsets. Where is the $10, 000 to $15, 000 
membership fee going? Either Rod the owner or his manager Noel's 
pockets, because there surely is not pens, papers, rulers or 
computers with usb headsets. Don't forget the 1/4% sales bonus 
incentive, oh my a whole 1/4%, how can they afford this? 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- "to be or not to be" 
 
For Paradise Canyon Vacation tele marketers the 
question really is "to work or not to work",  
employees at Paradise Canyon Vacations come to work 
whenever they feel it, not like the rest of us who 
have to follow a schedule, take Gordon for example 
Noel told him that has 2 sales, so what does he do,  
doesn’t come to work the next night. The Thursday 
before labor day weekend workers are told get 6 sales 
and get $15 an hour, and be paid for Sunday [a bonus],  
but have to show up for work Tuesday to be paid for 
Monday and work the past Thursday. What a big joke the 
call centre floor was almost empty, only 1 person came 
in who got the bonus and that was Paul and only reason 
he came in, because he was warned "shape up or ship 
out". If and when people decide to come in to work, they 
are on their blackberry or iphones. No one works more than 
10 to 15 minutes out of the hour. Workers are more interested 
texting or surfing the net. Take Ozzie an MTS employee from 
Osbourne for example he makes more personal calls during work 
time than he does company calls. Dave moved Ozzie to a crowded 
section so he couldn’t make personal calls and Noel then goes 
and puts Ozzie back in his corner so Ozzie can make more 
personal calls, is this how MTS employees work? It just goes to 
show how poorly managed Paradise Canyon Vacation is, now would 
you pay $10, 000 to $15, 000 for a membership to such a poorly run 
travel, sorry time share company. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
- Toilet Water Cleaner Than Fountain 
 
 
 
Winnipeg, Manitoba A Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre employee had a hunch 
 
something was amiss with the company's drinking fountain water. And right he was. 
 
For the sake of his curiosity, he tested the bacteria content at four water fountains 
 
and one toilet to challenge a ban on workers from bringing bottled water to work. 
 
It seems some supervisors were using it to sneak in alcohol. 
 
Guess which was cleaner? It wasn't the water fountains. 
 
He then asked workers where they would prefer to get their water. 
 
That wasn't the fountains, either. 
 
The manager, supervisors and co workers said they had no idea. 
 
Katherine the evening supervisor used Q-tips and petri dishes, swabbing the spigots of four 
 
fountains and sampling one toilet, dunking the cotton in the bowl's center and then dragging 
 
it around the rim for a complete sample. 
 
She took the results to the lab put them under a light to speed up the bacteria's growth. 
 
The petri dishes with fountain water were swarming with bacteria. The sample from the toilet was 
 
clean, probably because the toilets are doused with cleansing chemicals daily. 
 
"I wanted to see the looks on their faces, " Katherine said. 
 
Either allow water bottles back, Katherine urged, or install "down- pour" systems used in office water coolers. 
 
She took her results to the Board of Directors with an eye-opening PowerPoint presentation. 
 
Administrators quickly replaced the spigots and casing at three of the water fountains and custodians gave them 
 
all a thorough cleaning. 
 
More call centres are providing water in lunch rooms now, but the ban on water bottles remains. 
 
"It was a great lesson. We don't always see things in and about the company that are in need of repair,  
 
" said a co worker, adding, "You'd be surprised how clean the water is in a toilet." 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- told to sling his 'ook. 
 
Jericho 
Senior Member 
 
Joined: Jan 2007 
Location: Manchester to Alberta, but now beautiful Nova Scotia! 
 
Just to close this off (and in case anyone else gets a call from them in 
the future), we had the sale guy round this evening. 
 
Turns out that you have to put down a minimum of $3500 before you can 
even use the services... which is completely in contrast to what was 
explained in the presentation originally. 
 
Suffice to say he was told to sling his 'ook. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- salesman in sheeps clothing 
 
rnhuntington 
New Member 
 
Joined: May 2010 
 
Joined: May 2010 
Posts: 2 
First of all the resort itself is great and the nicest place to stay in 
Lethbridge (if you ever have the need to go there), but secondly, the 
program is not about Lethbridge... you get access to every resort and 
hotel in the world at rediculously low prices. I've stayed in Banff for 
a week for $150, Cabo San Lucas and Greece each for a week for $200. In 
5 star places. you'd have to see the program presented for it to make any 
sense, but it is great. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- back off salesman 
 
Zoe Bell 
bored desk monkey 
 
 
Joined: Apr 2007 
Location: TORONTO- yay!!! 
Posts: 2, 480 
 
So nice of you to join up and start posting just to  
inform us all of this, now naff off back to whatever s 
sales company you work for. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Too good to be true 
 
How many times have we heard it before, "if it sounds too good to be true,  
it probably is" or "Buyer Beware." Yet, people are pulled into travel scams 
all the time. There are more travel scams out there at any given time than 
you can imagine. Think it can't happen to you? It happens to the best. 
An ongoing story is Paradise Canyon Vacations based out of Lethbridge 
Alberta but their call centre is in Winnipeg Manitoba. Their tele 
marketers call up unsuspecting people during supper and offer them 
2 free night’s hotel stay and a free dinner for 2, to attend a 1 hour 
travel presentation. They will swear its information only, you can't 
buy nothing at the presentation and leave your money at home. The 
bottom line is, the membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000, with $3, 500 
of it is the initial start up cost and $40 to $60 a month for the next 
20 years. They know how to scam you and talk you into coming out to 
the free presentation and only the best tele marketing scammers are 
kept and tele marketers are threatened, warned and fired if they don’t 
produce enough leads every night, to bring in new tele marketers they 
even lie on job banks offering $15 hour for 24 hours, when it is only 
$10 hour for 20 hours. They are 100% time share and work on a points 
system, they give you so many days free a year [2 weeks] to stay at 
one of their time share accommodations, but you’re paying $10, 000 for 
the membership plus paying for the 2 weeks, all you get for $10, 000 
is a membership and prices are cheaper if no better if you shop around 
for free. By the way Paradise Canyon Vacation hates giving out the 2 
free gifts, the owners refer to people who come to the presentation 
for the gifts as roaches, then why are they offering the 2 free gifts,  
then insult the people for showing up, you don’t get these gifts the  
same night of the presentation, you fill out a form with all your  
personal information then pray to god that they get mailed to you in  
2 weeks, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Under The Table 
 
Is Paradise canyon vacation breaking the law, Is 
Noel paying Ozzie under the table. On more than 
one occassion Noel has been seen giving Ozzie a 
handful of $20, when ozzie was asked about the 
money. He said that Noel cashed his cheque for 
him and that he had no bus money to get home. 
Ozzie is an Osbourne, MTS employee making $20 
an hour and his girlfriend $35 an hour as an ex 
ray technician, and he has no bus money to get 
home? Also Noel has been seen giving Edna a 
handful of $20, that is against the law to not 
declare work earnings, why is Noel breaking the 
law with his favorite employees. As for Ozzie 
if he would stop buying stolen sports Jerseys 
from Rob every week, he may have change for the 
bus. Noel when approached said it was ok for Loren 
to sell stolen xbox games as long as employees got 
good prices. 
So is Paradise Canyon vacation breaking the 
law selling stolen goods at work? 
We can almost be certain that Noel is paying pet 
employees under the table, if Noel says it;s ok 
for Loren to sell stolen xbox, playstation, wii,  
blue ray, blue ray movies, why even Dave his 
right hand man who sometimes uses his left is 
Loren's biggest customer. 
 
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Paradise canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Wake Up Paradise Canyon Vacation Members 
 
Wake up and smell the coffee all you members who are paying $40 to  
$60 a month for 20 years. Are you afraid to shop around, afraid to 
admit that you got scammed by a shady salesman/woman. It's not too  
to cut your losses and quit while your ahead. Here are posts from 
tripadvisor.com, a very reliable site actual people who got 
scammed from Paradise Canyon vacation. There are hundreds of posts 
on line from various scam sites except scam.com who removed all 
negative posts except the one slandering mean malicious comments 
about co workers.These posts are here to save you $10, 000 to 
$15, 000. Yes Paradise canyon Vacation is RCI affiliated, Noel the 
manager told us workers that members only get points for 2 week 
stay at a timeshare location a year, yet they claim they are 
not time share. 
 
LeWeez 
New Member 
 
Joined: May 2010 
Posts: 1 
 
Yes, it is a scam. We attended the presentation, which sounded  
somewhat legitimate, so we tried the follow-up one-to-one.  
The latter was with "Jack", the worst salesperson on earth.  
He was rude, evasive, and condescending. He would not directly  
answer our questions. I could go on and on. But in short: Run for  
the hills, folks. And yes, they DO sell your private information.  
I've already received junk mail for more "exciting presentations",  
addressed directly to me. Since they are a member of the Better  
Business Bureau (4 complaints in the year since they became  
members should be a tip-off), I might be the 5th complainant  
if the junk mail doesn't stop or if I start receiving calls. 
 
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Rainman75 
Fort... 
Posts: 1 
 
31 March 2011, 1:24 
 
I got suckered and yes it is a scam! Paradise Canyon  
Vacations "deals" are no better then anywhere else and  
in some cases we found Paradise Canyon Vacation trips  
to be more expensive then our friends who would just  
book through a travel agent. 
At the Paradise Canyon Vacation SCAM presentation  
they constantly tell you how you can get great rates  
(like $200/wk) at great places all over the world  
without blackout dates. Using this company I've  
never paid less then $1300/wk!! The best times to  
travel are ALWAYS BLACKED OUT at Paradise  
Canyon Vacations! 
I travel a lot and I save VERY little using  
Paradise Canyon Vacations 
kerisosh's plug is a direct quote from the sales pitch! 
It's all bulls**t and it's bad for you!! 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Wendy the Horrible 
 
Beware of Wendy the Horrible; she is Paradise Canyon Vacation's top 
con artist and don’t care how many people she scams out of $10, 000,  
regardless of age. All she is after is commission and inviting people 
to the supposedly free presentations. She is constantly crying and 
complaining when not enough people show up for the presentations so she 
can make her commission. One night Wendy had a fight with the matriarch 
of the Catherine clan, and verified her own lead, this lead to a fight 
with Noel, Wendy was so horrible she told Noel the manager "you need me 
more than I need you", not only is Wendy horrible but she is stingy and 
all talk no action, next night she came back to work on her knees begging 
Noel for her job back. She has a very horrible high pitched voice and when 
she is working she is the only person you can hear in the room. Her voice 
is so shrill that she can awaken the dead, Be very aware when Wendy calls,  
she is very cunning and manipulative and is very good at conning people to 
come to the presentation. Paradise Canyon tele marketers don’t have a heart,  
all they want is to con you so they can get their commission. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Who is in the mood for love? 
 
Love is in the air at Paradise Canyon Vacation,  
and there are rumours, gossips and whispers 
everywhere. Managers, supervisors and  
tele marketers have all been bitten by the  
love bug. 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Is Abby from The Minor Volleyball Association Dave's woman??? 
 
That is the question we all have been asking at the Paradise Canyon 
Vacation call center in Winnipeg. Abby came to us from The winnipeg 
Minor Volleyball Association and like Dave, who is Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left, Abby is Luke's right hand girl who  
sometimes uses her left also. Like Dave she also likes to show off  
her tattoos, unfortunately Noel had to let Abby go along with hundreds 
of other tele marketers this year, the joke at Paradise canyon vacation 
is that human resources is a revolving door, employees come and go 
like Walmart shoppers. "thank you for shopping Walmart or is that  
thank you for dropping into Paradise canyon Vacation", We would like  
to thank Abby for informing us that Noel may soon be changing the name 
of Paradise canyon vacation like he has done twice before like Abby  
has told us. Wait isn't this what scam companies do every few months 
after people catch on to them. Than you Abby for getting us the inside 
scoop from your new man Dave, lastly Abby has told us how Dave wants to 
go and harass ex employees at home for going on line and warning people 
about Paradise canyon Vacation, isn't this what the mafia does pay a  
visit to your home. 
 
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 - Is Darcy Alan's woman??? 
 
At the very back of the Paradise Canyon Vacation call 
centre you can find Darcy a governement social worker  
and Alan an over exhausted warehouse worker all alone  
the only 2 workers in the corner. They never get any  
work done becuase Darcy is too busy discussing her  
personal life with Alan who when not asleep at his desk  
may listen, and crying about all her stuff in storage  
for the past 2 years. But there is hope for these 2 love  
birds because Alan is collecting $2.00 a week from workers  
for the Lotto 649 hoping one day soon to win the big one  
so that he can buy a big house so that Darcy and all her  
furniture and belongings in storage can move in with him. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Is Edna Noel's woman????? 
 
Is Edna Noel's woman? That is the question all are asking 
at the Paradise Canyon Vacation call center in Winnipeg. It  
seems that Noel has been firing his own people Filipinos 
even Brian who has been with Noel for 3 years. But Noel is  
protecting Edna, giving Edna easy rebooks, and expo sheets. 
Noel even has Catherine and especially Debbie the supervisors 
making certain that Edna and her friend Laura are taken care  
of, Edna doesn't have to tell callers that the supervisor will  
call them back, she raises her hand and Debbie or Catherine 
come running to close the lead and give the confirmation  
number, while other tele marketers lose leads because people 
don’t answer the return calls. Edna brags about her $1, 000  
commission in less than 6 months, but she has Catherine and  
Debbie wiping her ass and wiping Laura's ass to ensure sales  
and not having missed calls. paradise Canyon Vacation does  
a lot of favoritism while other call agents work 5 times harder. 
It's unusual that Noel has fired just about all the female  
Filipino tele marketers but Edna, If I was Noel's wife I  
would be questioning Noel as to why Debbie and Catherine are  
wiping Edna's ass guaranteeing her sales, and why Noel is firing  
his own Filipino people. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Is Ms Soldier the mechanics woman??? 
 
We mentioned Darcy and Alan in the back corner alone, but 
further up neat to Noel's desk, we have Ms Soldier another 
 rich like Darcy government social worker and the mechanic,  
who in fact actually is a mechanic for Mr. Lube and  
interestingly enough looks just like Charles Bronson.What  
is it with these lonely female government social worker,  
always looking for men, do they stay too late at the office  
every night? 
On with Ms Soldier, one particular night the mechanic wasn't  
feeling too so he said, Ms Soldier voluntered to drive him  
home at break, and she never returned that night or a few days  
to be accurate. Rumours were spreading around the call center  
like wild fire, Debbie the supervisor was saying that they both  
eloped, others were saying that the mechanic was giving Ms Soldier  
a well needed long overdue oil change. However Ms. Soldier and her  
new man the mechanic finally returned to work, we beleive that they  
drove to Las vegas and got married at a Marriage Drive by stand  
while filling up their car at the same time. We can just see Ms  
Soldier saying "fil er up, check the oil and a marriage license  
on the side". 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
Is Wendy Ozzie's woman 
 
Mts Osbourne employee finds true love at Paradise canyon 
Vacation call centre, Ozzie a tall black anorexic man,  
who we nick name foghorn leghorn after the rooster on 
bugs bunny cartoons because he is loud and never shuts  
up. This Ozzie rooster once strayed away from mother hen 
Wendy and went to greener pastures to strut his stuff 
with Tyler's auntie her and daughter and 1/2 her basketball  
team in the corner on the opposite side of the call center 
floor. I guess Ozzie wanted the young hens over WQendy the  
more mature fat mother hen. One night Noel said he expects 
everyone at work unless thier sick or pregnant and Wendy 
replied "I look pregnant", she does look like a beach ball. 
It seemed that Ozzie got lonely for Wendy and returned to his 
usual spot next to the window, we knew it was love when we 
saw that Wendy left Ozzie her phone number on the window 
ledge next to his coffee cup, we guess it was a welcome 
home present. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Right hand man meets left hand woman 
 
It seems that Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses  
his left has met the perfect woman, Abby form the Minor Volleyball 
Association in Winnipeg, she is Lukes right hand girl who sometimes 
uses her left.They have so much in common like calling people trying  
to get money, the Minor Volleyball Association calls businesses to try  
and collect $200 for a child or $300 for a team, and like Paradise  
Canyon Vacation you have nothing to show for it.Abby has told us that  
Dave her new man, is threatening to visit ex employees at home becuase  
the internet posts are effecting his sales, maybe if Noel didnt fire  
so many people "clean house" as he calls it, he wouldn't have so many  
unhappy, angry employees including his own Filipino people which he has  
been crapping on like Brian who was with him for 4 years. With what she  
has learned from Dave on scamming people, Im sure she will bring these  
new techniques to the Minor Volleyball Association. Also Abby has told  
us that her right hand man Dave, told her the inside scoop that Paradise  
Canyon Vacation may soon be changing its name due to poor leads. Don't  
trust The Minor Volleyball Association if thier right hand girl who  
sometimes uses her left is connected with Paradise canyon Vacation, you  
know what thye say "birds of a feather flock together", and these 2 birds  
are definitely vultures.Thank God the people are catching on to travel scams. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - The rooster is in the hen house 
 
Foghorn leghorn or Ozzie an MTS Winnipeg Osbourne call centre  
employee named after the bugs bunny cartoon rooster because he  
is so loud and never shuts up. We believe Ozzie aka foghorn  
leghorn has been sneaking into the hen house serenading a mature  
hen by the name of Wendy the Horrible because of her high shrieking  
voice that can wake the dead. Who is just as loud if not louder than  
Ozzie. Every so often they have their lovers quarrles and Ozzie will  
tell Wendy to not talk to him. Rumour has it in the call centre that  
they must have kissed and made up because Wendy left her phone number  
for ozzie on the window ledge next to his coffee cup. Does this mean  
that Ozzie now has two women, Wendy and his girlfriend who he brags is  
making $35 an hour as an xray technician. Will Ozzie be leaving his  
young wife for a hungry cougar and grandmother. It seems that this  
rooster is now going after more experienced mature hens. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Whos zoomin who? 
		 
Who's Zoomin' Who Lyrics 
Performed by Abby who worked at the Paradise Canyon  
Vacation call center for a week in October 2011, but got 
fired and is now with the Minor Volleyball Association. 
 
You walked in the presentation room on the sly 
Scopin' for those who love to travel and a $10, 000 membership fee 
In the crowd, I caught your sneaky salesman eye 
You can't hide your stuff and your lengthy contracts 
 
You came to catch and tried to scam me 
You thought I'd be naive and tame 
You met your match Paradise Canyon vacation 
I beat you at your own game you phoney salesman 
 
(chorus) 
Who's zoomin' who, take another look at this empty cheque, tell me baby 
Who's zoomin who...oh 
Who's zoomin' who, now the fish jumped off the $10, 000 hook 
Didn't I baby...Who's zoomin' who (repeat) 
 
Guess you believed the world I would have traveled 
Didn't Played by your rules of $3, 500 non refundable 
Here stands an experienced girl who wont give you $40 to $60 a month for life 
I'm Nobody's fool... 
 
Don't speculate that i'm joining your travel membership 
you thought you had me covered, but 
I've got your bait from reading on line scam posts  
You're bound to be a loser...so go 
(chorus) 
 
You think you're smooth with your 2 free gifts 
That you can pick and choose 
When the time is right to attend your presentations... 
But, just look behind, you'll be surprised to find 
I'm not going to your presentation tonight...oh 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
Why is Paradise Canyon Vacation like a toilet??? 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 
 - Abducted by a toilet 
 
 
97 year old Woman freed after being trapped on lavatory for a week 
 
 
A Winnipeg tele marketer woman from Paradise canyon Vacation call center  
has been rescued after she fell into the lavatory and was trapped there  
for a week. 
The Winnipeg woman employee at the Winnipeg Paradise Canyon vacation call  
center, who has not been named, was only found by the emergency services  
after a co worker heard her cries for help.  
When an ambulance arrived paramedics found her stuck on the lavatory  
and unable to get out. She was dehydrated but otherwise unharmed,  
despite having spent seven days wedged in the same position. 
Reports said the woman, aged 97, was found in the evening on Sunday and had  
become stuck the previous Sunday evening. 
Eventually she was freed when emergency services broke into the call center  
office through a back door and found her in the woman’s bathroom. 
"The lady was maneuvered to one side to free her. The door swings inwards  
and she had her feet wedged on either side of the lavatory, " a Department  
of Community Services spokesman said. 
"She was very dehydrated but she was conscious." 
A co worker said the woman told him she had been there since 6pm on Sunday. 
"To me that meant that evening but she meant last Sunday. 
“The co worker had not become concerned earlier because  
it was normal to not see the woman or any other tele marketers  
taking any calls during the week, he said. 
"I'd never even seen her dialing any calls, " he said "but we still 
got paid just the same" 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Bring your own toilet paper 
 
I worked for the call centre at Paradise Canyon vacation in Winnipeg, every week Noel  
would bring us in the presentation room and threaten us if we didn't do better he  
would "clean house" and fire us. If you saw the bathrooms you would take getting  
fired as a blessing. The bathroom floors were never mopped, Noel would just dump  
20 gallons of water on the floors and there would be 2 inches of water on the  
floors, until it dried. Then we had the ants crawling all over the bathroom  
floors, rumor has it that they were Gaga's aka Sega’s crabs, the girl who  
slanders employees on scam.com, complaining of smell when in fact the smell was  
coming from her own yeast infection. The garbage pails were always full of  
employees garbage and doughnuts, that would explain all the ants, the garbage  
was emptied a good once a month, the garbage was always 2 feet over the small  
garbage pails. As for the bathrooms there was hardly ever any toilet paper,  
the employees were using the toilet paper to dry their hands since the paper  
towel dispensers were always empty. If you have to go to the bathroom for a  
crap you had better remember to bring your own toilet paper from home. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
– Corncobs at work 
 
What did tele marketers use when out of toilet paper? 
 
 
Thank your lucky stars you don't work for Paradise Canyon Vacation call center, bucko.  
 
Let me tell you about … corncobs. You may not believe this, but it was once common practice at the  
Paradise Canyon Vacation call center to leave a corncob hanging from a string in the bathroom stall  
for purposes of personal hygiene. The string, I gather, was to permit the cob to be reused. For  
those who were punctilious in these matters, or else blessed with an abundance of corncobs, a box  
of disposable cobs might be provided if the tele marketer met his sales goal for the week instead.  
On Sundays and Mondays, the cob might be replaced by a mussel shell. 
For those tele marketers with 2 or more sales in the evening, paper from discarded books or newspapers  
was often provided by management to either of the foregoing. The meteoric growth of the Paradise Canyon  
Vacation pamphlets, for instance, is thought to be partly attributable to  
the protean nature of its catalogs, which, historians tells us, might serve a family of regular habits  
for an entire season. As with the cob, the Paradise Canyon vacation pamphlets would be hung  
in the bathroom on a string and pages torn off as needed. It's said the use of coated stock, which was  
nonabsorbent, was a source of great consternation to travel members who could afford to join at  
$10, 000 to $15, 000. when Paradise Canyon Vacation began printing color pictures in their pamphlets. 
Families, in attempting to teach their sons to be cultivated gentlemen, often advised hoarding an  
inexpensive volume of Paradise Canyon vacation Travel pamphlets for use in the loo. The idea, of course,  
was that while you were sitting there in a contemplative state you'd be able to read  
why Paradise canyon Vacations is no cheaper than other travel service and most often you will find more  
expensive if you shop around, following which the paper aka travel pamphlet could be put to other ends,  
so to speak. It hasn't escaped my notice that my magnum opus, that is Latin for stay away from Paradise  
Canyon Vacation, is also well suited for this purpose. Maybe we should perforate the pages, for maximum  
comfort and ease because that is all the travel pamphlet is good for. 
 
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- Employee asleep for two days on call center toilet 
 
 
Published: 2011 Oct 06 7:26pm 
 
 
 
A 47-year-old man was asleep on Paradise Canyon Vacation call center toilet  
 
for one and a half days before being discovered by staff, it has emerged.  
 
The man had been hired as a casual tel;e marketer 26th October 2011, suffering  
 
from pains in the chest and abdomen from stressful calls. Co workers gave him samples 
  
of thier calls, and decided he be ok for the rest of the night. 
 
But Noel came to his desk at 7:30pm to give him his booking results, his chair was empty  
 
and the worker had disappeared.  
 
Staff searched for the man in the immediate vicinity of the the call center, but did not find him. 
 
Supervisors assumed that the man had left the call center, so Noel discharged him. It was only  
 
nearly two days later that the man was found in a toilet  
 
adjacent to Noel's office. He appeared to have gone there on his own, locked himself in the  
 
toilet and fell aleep. 
 
"He had been there for one and a half days, " said Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes  
 
uses his left acting as a spokesman to The Local. 
 
Franzén said she could not reveal whether doctors had considered the man's condition to be  
 
life-threatening, but she did say that he had not been confused. 
 
"If a tele marketer is in a confused state then we keep an eye on them, but that was 
  
not judged to be the case here." 
 
Dave said that a more thorough search of the call center for the man had not been  
 
judged necessary. 
 
"We are a very big call center, and it's not unusual for workers to just leave.  
 
We didn't look for him because he was not confused." 
 
The call center said in the future that bathroom passes will be assigned. 
 
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Paradise canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Female Tele marketer f-a-r-t-s 
 
Tele Marketer Wendy Suspended For Passing Gas 
  
Girl's Family Says Punishment Too Steep 
 
Winnipeg, Manitoba -- A chubby female tele marketer has been suspended  
from work because she intentionally passed gas, according to  
Paradise Canyon Vacation management. 
Noel reported that Wendy a veteran fat tele marketer was suspended from  
Paradise canyon Vacation call center under a company rule against  
disruptive behavior and eating beans in the lunchroom. 
Supervisors said Wendy repeatedly passed gas to make Ozzie laugh, but 
instead Ozzie past out from the stench. Dave, Noel's right hand man 
who sometimes uses his left had to give Ozzie mouth to mouth 
resuscitation with an occasional slip of the tongue. 
They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe making the other  
tele marketers and co workers turn blue in the face and gasping for air. 
Noel said that when he heard Wendy farting it was like a wild herd of 
elephants trumping and blowing their trunks. 
Wendy's family said their daughter isn't perfect and they're appealing  
the suspension, saying the manager Noel went too far with its punishment.  
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
 - Gaga aka Sega has crabs or is that dinner for 2 
 
Now that the truth comes out about Paradise Canyon Vacation employees selling stolen Xbox,  
play station pc games and blue ray movies, the employees like Gaga aka Sega come out of  
the wood word to protect their jobs, Gaga aka Sega you can go and eat the shit out of  
Paradise Canyon toilets call centre, because you’re a piece of shit like the rest of  
them, I sat next to this person you’re trying to slander and he was a perfect gentleman,  
and even though he rode to work, he changed his clothes and brought spare clothes, as for  
mental the only mental people is you for protecting Paradise Canyon Vacation it's funny  
Gaga aka Sega how you didn’t mention the stolen sports jerseys and stolen Xbox games and  
blue ray movies and when our cousin's bike seat was stolen he mentioned to Noel about  
Loren selling stolen movies and Xbox games and Noel the manager told our cousin it was  
ok as long as employees got good prices, Gaga aka Sega why did you leave out employees  
selling and buying stolen goods Gaga aka Sega how much did Noel pay you to slander our  
cousin, or is Gaga really Noel impersonating an employee to try and save his company  
and sales Gaga aka Sega you can lick my ass and let me crap in your mouth, look at you  
trying to scam innocent people out of $10, 000 dollars, next time you’re on the phone,  
just tell the truth and tell the people its $3, 500 down not refundable, and $50 a month  
for 20 years oh and don't forgot the lengthy contract they got to sign, when you can do  
this, then you can talk shit about people, till then keep licking the urinals at Paradise  
Canyon Vacation call centre. You didn’t quit gaga Noel fired your ass because you couldn’t  
produce bookings, and Gaga aka Sega those ants in the ladies bathroom floor, those are not ants,  
those were your crabs, were those crabs the free dinner for two you were offering callers on the  
phone to attend the free presentation, Gaga aka Sega go see a doctor you skank. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam  
 
- Lavatory tips 
 
Lavatory Tips From One Paradise Canyon Vacation employee Who Knows 
 
Submitted by Tele marketer Laura on Tue, 24/11/2011 - 15:26 // 
 
Manager's note: this was submitted yesterday as a comment on our  
discussion about improving Paradise Canyon Vacation toilets.  
 
Good advice below; worthy of being an article on its own. 
 
I work as a tele marketer for Paradise Canyon Vacation a major 
time share company call center.  
 
Here are a few tips for all you lavatory-phobes.  
 
First of all: do not touch anything. As you enter the dreaded lav, grab a tissue and use it to lock the door,  
to turn on the sink, and especially to open the door when you leave. Also, bring hand sanitizer with you.  
Call centers may look clean, but think about the sheer amount of human traffic dropping germs everywhere.  
I'm shocked to see how few tele marketers clean their hands. It's happened a few times that we had to put  
little disposable handwipes in the lav when the sink was broken. And at the end of those shifts, it's  
surprising how few of them have been used. 
 
Second piece of advice: wear shoes! I am always shocked to see how many people go into the lav without shoes  
or socks on. Don't they realize  
that the liquid that permeates the floor is piss potpourri? So roll up your long pants before you enter!  
The lavs rarely get disinfected.  
Between most shifts, Noel is on a tight schedule and barely has the time to give the place more that a  
quick once-over. 
 
Next piece of advice is to remember that not all the lavs in a call center are the same. If you are a person with  
a disability, or if you are obese, or if you need to help another worker to use the lav, most call centers have  
special features to help you.  
For instance, many have curtains that can be closed for privacy if ever the lav door must stay open to accommodate  
more that one tele marketer. Some lavs even have removable walls. Also, there is usually at least one lav with a  
baby change table.  
 
(Just remember that it's covered with dangerous fecal bacteria -- line it with seat covers or something.)  
And don't be embarrassed to  
 
ask Dave or Noel for help -- we are used to such things. 
 
My next piece of advice: time your washroom breaks carefully. The worst and busiest times to use the lav?  
Right after the break is finished.  
 
Another bad time, especially on a long call, is right before landing a lead, when we make the announcement  
that Noel is about to throw 20  
 
gallons on the floor to clean the bathrooms. 
 
Everyone then goes to brush their teeth and curl their eyelashes. Another delicate time to go is when  
we have our supervisors in the aisle.  
You have to time it right or else you may get stuck at the back and have to wait till everyone else  
finishes their service. If workers had to wait then run back and forth every time someone wanted  
to go to or come back from the lav, we would never get anything done. So please, don't get nasty  
if you do get stuck and end up shitting your drawers becuase all the bathrooms are full 
 
My next suggestion is for those of you who may get stuck in a seat right next to a really smelly  
lav: ask the the supervisors Dave, Catherine or Debbie for an unused pouch of coffee grounds to  
hold close to your nose. It blocks almost any odor. I noticed that many Asian tele marketers like  
Edna think ahead and bring those little facemasks that cover their nose and mouth, thus protecting  
them from germs and odors. Pretty smart. 
 
Finally, my best advice would be to not wait until the last minute to go -- even if that means  
climbing over the big snoring co worker dude in the aisle [yes you Dave}.  
 
It really sucks when your bladder is about to rupture and you got to keep dialing the phone for  
the rest of the shift.  
 
 
(By the way, that little dirty look from Noel means you CANNOT use the lav before break.) 
 
Oh, and for those people who ask why the lavs are not scrubbed mid-shift, I have a pretty  
good idea  
 
theory: tele marketers are trained to fight fires, to treat any first-aid emergencies that may  
occur while on the phone, to fight off terrorists, to scam thousands of dollars from callers in  
minutes, to speak numerous languages, and to stay calm and smile during life or death disasters;  
but we are NOT trained to clean dirty toilets! Would any other educated, rigorously-trained  
career-people be expected to clean up crap during their fourteen-hour shift? I doubt it. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Men will be boys 
 
BRAVE NEW Work Place 
 
Boys told no standing to urinate 
 
'It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl' 
 
'Standing room only' work place 
 
It's an entirely new definition of "Standing Room Only." Or perhaps a new measure of 
 
"equality" has arrived. 
 
Whatever it is, it has sparked a huge political debate at Paradise Canyon Vacation call center  
 
The trigger for the explosion of opinion? A decision in the Winnipeg district that male tele  
 
marketers must sit on toilet seats when urinating, not stand. 
 
According to the news report, the rule was announced for boys and men at Paradise canyon Vacation  
 
call center, prompting outrage from workers. 
 
Accusing the company of "fiddling with God's work, " and now workers want the issue discussed at  
 
the executive committee at Paradise Canyon Vacaton 
 
"When men are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way men have done for generations,  
 
it is meddling with God's work, "  
 
"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl, " said Sinder senior employee on  
 
his return from India. 
 
Noel did say that the restrooms are used by both boys and girls, and the young boys are not  
 
"good enough at aiming" in order to have "a pleasant toilet." 
 
Paradise Canyon Vacation officials are still listening to opinions on the issue. 
 
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- Noel can sniff Gaga's aka Sega’s Panties 
 
Now that Paradise Canyon Vacation is on line on the internet scam sites. Employees like Allbladerss and gaga  
come out of the wood word to protect their jobs, Especially Gaga aka Sega trying to slander innocent workers,  
whom she accuses of going on line telling the truth, that Paradise Canyon Vacation don't tell you till the  
salesman arrives at your home that it’s $10, 000 to $15, 000 for the travel membership, and tell you completely  
different at the presentations. Noel fired a whole bunch of people like he does every other week,  
"cleaning house" as he says, Noel has pissed off many if not hundreds of ex employees including his own Filipino  
people. So who is Gaga aka Sega to accuse of going on line you skank.  
Allgallbalderss and gaga aka Sega you can both go and eat the shit out of Paradise Canyon toilets call centre,  
because your both a piece of shit like the rest of them, gaga aka Sega is the biggest turd of them all  
slandering other employees but gaga aka Sega didn’t mention that Noel the manager said it was ok for employees  
to sell stolen Xbox, playstaion games as long as employees got good prices, funny how gaga left that part out  
Gaga you enjoy trying to scam innocent people out of $10, 000 dollars, next time you two are on the phone, just  
tell the truth and tell the people its $3, 500 down not refundable, and $50 a month for 20 years oh and don't  
forgot the lengthy contract they got to sign, Allgallbladerss when you can do this, then you can tell people  
to eat your shit, till then you and Gaga keep licking the urinals at Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre.  
Gaga it’s easy to talk trash about others, when Noel is paying you to protect his sales, so don't give us the  
bull shit you came on your own to shit on employees, by the way Gaga aka Sega that smell you talk about was not  
the worker riding his bike to work he brought fresh clothes with him, that smell was of dead fish coming from  
your panties, go and see a doctor for yeast infection you skank, or better still have a bake sale don't forget  
to invite Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left to the bake sale Dave just loves  
fish smelling cream pies. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Rising Urinal 
 
Reading urinal rises to the occasion 
 
Reading urinal 
Now you see it... now you don't 
 
The company's first rising urinal is to make its ascent in the hallway of Paradise Canyon Vacation 
 
The Urilift is a tardis-like unit containing three urinals. 
 
Cleverly hidden during the day under the tiles, disguised as a manhole cover it can be raised using  
a hydraulic system operated by remote control on Noel's desk. Widely used in Manitoba, the invention  
is designed to be used at night to stop tele marketers using desks and garbage pails as toilets.  
Hopefully this facility will encourage men to walk an extra couple of yards to relieve themselves 
It is visible, easily accessible and hygienic, and is located between Noels desk and the  
presentation room in the heart of the call center 
Dave, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left, said he was thrilled that Paradise canyon  
vacation Call center was the first place  
in the country to install the technology. 
Paradise Canyon vacation is famous for many things like scamming members out of $10, 000 but never  
before have we been noted for our innovative sanitary facilities." 
Manager Noel said there was a serious reason for installing the device. 
Paradise Canyon Vacation thriving night-time calling and economy brings many benefits but the result  
of some men's unhygienic behaviour is not one of them. 
"Hopefully this facility will encourage the male tele marketers to walk an extra couple  
of yards to relieve themselves." 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- Tele marketer's head stuck in toilet seat 
 
Firefighters Manitoba came to the rescue of a tele marketer who had a toilet seat stuck on his head. 
 
The worker, aged 18 and a half, and his worried supervisor went to Winnipeg fire station after she  
 
was unable to get the toilet seat off his head. 
 
Firefighter said: "We put some dish washing liquid on his head and ears and it slid off nice as pie. 
 
"The tele marketer was very brave and didn't make a fuss and once we had got the seat off he toddled  
 
away as happy as can be." 
 
The fireman added: "The tele marketer had put his head through it and couldn't get it out again,  
 
he came in here wearing it like a collar. 
 
 
"His supervisor had tried to get it over his head but couldn't budge it so she walked him down here  
 
and asked us to have a look at it and we went to work and we managed to get it off in no time."  
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam 
 
- The Guide to Taking a Dump at Work 
 
 
Originally published in 2005 as "The Paradise Canyon Vacation Tele marketers guide  
 
to taking a dump in a call center"...this document is a living tribute to something  
 
we all have to do at our jobs from time to time. Foul smells, rude sounds, and bad  
 
reputations are the stuff of legend or nightmare for many a minimum wage worker  
 
tele marketer. With this "Guide to taking a dump at work" we will "show you the ropes  
 
and help through a difficult learning time for many, and a happy place for others... 
  
 
Escapee -- A f-a-r-t that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in  
 
a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is  
 
similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you  
 
release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing  
 
next to the f-a-r-t-e-r at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee,  
 
it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. 
 
 
Jailbreak (Used in conjunction with escapee) -- When forcing poop, several farts slip  
 
out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually 
  
a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in  
 
the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of  
 
what just occurred. 
 
 
Courtesy Flush -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the log hits  
 
the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount  
 
of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught  
 
doing the WALK OF SHAME. 
 
 
Walk of Shame -- Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just  
 
stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in.  
 
As with all f-a-r-t-s, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. 
 
Out of the Closet Pooper -- A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You  
 
will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine  
 
under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before  
 
entering the bathroom. 
 
 
Pooping Friends Network -- A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency  
 
pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts  
 
of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS. 
 
  
 
Safe Haven -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect  
 
visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds  
 
of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. 
 
 
Turd Burgler -- A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the  
 
door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking  
 
a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way, you  
 
will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. 
 
 
Camo-cough -- A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a  
 
stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very  
 
effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. 
 
 
Astaire -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a  
 
stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the  
 
bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. 
 
 
Watermelon -- A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an  
 
embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. 
 
 
Havana Omelet -- A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.  
 
Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE. 
 
 
Uncle Ted -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths  
 
of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax  
 
while on the c-r-a-p-p-e-r, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty.  
 
This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. 
 
 
Fly-by -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers.  
 
If there are others in the bathroom, leave, and come back again. Be careful not to become a  
 
FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. 
 
  
 
Crack Whore -- A c-r-a-p-p-e-r that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell- tale signs of a CRACK WHORE  
 
include pubes, p-i-s-s stains and s-h-i-t streaks. Avoid CRACK WHORES at all cost. Try finding out when the  
 
janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN. 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
- THE HELL OF RESTROOMS 
 
When I was at Paradise Canyon Vacation Call Center,  
we had a small bathroom next to the closet. It was nothing fancy, just a sink and a toilet, but it got the job done.  
A reversible sign on the door had a red STOP and a green GO to let you know whether or not someone was inside.  
Of course, our high society humor would call for switching the sign to GO while someone was inside, and let the hilarity ensue.  
One day, Dave the supervisor, Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left, tapped me on the shoulder and started yelling  
at me for peeing on the toilet seat and floor. I hadn't even used the bathroom yet that day, so the sloppy pisser had to have  
been someone else another tele marketer. But arguing with Dave was next to impossible, so I had to spend my entire lunch break  
wiping the floor with bits of toilet paper, while the other tele marketers teased me. 
 
Needless to say, I've had a thing about public restrooms ever since. I'm not one of those guys like that character in AMERICAN PIE  
who had to hold it until he went home, but I've certainly had my share of bathroom hang-ups. For the most part, urinating in  
Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre toilets was a pretty quick and uneventful experience. You could walk up to the urinal of choice,  
unzip just a bit, and go on about your business with minimal interaction. But sometimes, things didn't go so easily.  
 
For you uninitiated women that never got to venture inside a boy's bathroom, you haven't experienced the wonder of a wall of urinals.  
Sometimes as many as two on the wall would hang there, just waiting to receive their piss offerings.  
Choosing the right urinal said a lot about you. In fact there were rhymes we used to help us figure out exactly which one we wanted  
to pee in. One of the most common would have you start naming them off from the left, "COFFEE, TEA, MILKSHAKE, PEE" in a sort of  
p-i-s-s-scented "EENIE, MEANIE, MINIE, MOE". Supposedly whatever urinal you chose was what you liked to drink. Lord help the poor kid  
with a full bladder that didn't check in advance and haphazardly chose the "PEE" urinal. "Ha! Ha! YOU LIKE DRINKING PEEEEEEEEEEEE!",  
was a tough insult to live down. Most of the kids "in the know" would choose milkshake or coffee, if they had their druthers. 
 
Another variation on the theme was to count off, "KING, QUEEN, BOOGER, and MACHINE!" This was particularly handy if you accidentally chose  
the "PEE" urinal from the first rhyme, and could correct your taunting party, "No no...I'm using MACHINE!" For obvious reasons, the  
"BOOGER" and "QUEEN" urinals were the ones to avoid, but as some of the more sexually aware 5th and 6th graders would point out,  
if you chose "QUEEN" it was like you were putting your dick inside of a hot babe! 
 
The real trauma of the Paradise Canyon Vacation call center bathrooms was when you had to take a s-h-i-t. You might as well have s-h-i-t  
your pants at work for all the grief you'd get if someone walked in on you. Now, I've sneaked into many a times in the girl’s bathroom  
at Paradise canyon Vacation call center in my day  
(OK...last month) and I've never understood why the stalls in the girls' rooms had doors on them, but for some reason they were removed  
from the boys'. What evil activities did the administration aka Noel think were taking place in them? 
 
Once in my 2nd hour of work, I made the mistake of taking a shit in a stall that not only had no door, but no toilet paper either.  
I was stranded there for about 15 minutes before I convinced some poor co worker to grab me some from another stall. When you need  
to do the famous "squat walk" at home to grab a new roll, it's OK, but nobody would ever dare getting caught performing it during work.  
He held his nose for dramatic effect, and practically threw it at me, as if I was some homeless man asking him to wipe my ass. 
 
When I was in Paradise Canyon Vacation call center, bathrooms may have been horrifying to use, but they were actually cool to hang out in.  
I mean if they were good enough for Fonzie to use as his office, it was OK for us tele marketers, right? Every once in a while, some  
workers would take part in the bizarre ritual called "CRISS CROSS PEE" or "CROSSING SWORDS". While Star Wars was popular, you'd even have  
weirdos pretending to be Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader with their lightsabre urine streams. There was even a spell where some workers  
would try to pee on your shoe. Suddenly peeing in the stalls instead of the urinals seemed like a much safer idea. 
 
There were any number of pranks to pull off in the Paradise Canyon Vacation call center bathrooms, and nearly all of them involved using wet  
paper towels. You could wad up a stack, get them wet, then throw them to the tiled floor and make a pretty large smack. Sinks were pretty  
easy to clog up and overflow with them as well, which surely prompted the invention of faucets that turn themselves off. Of course the  
greatest bathroom thrill as a worker was to pee on the "OUT OF ORDER DO NOT USE" sign that was occasionally taped on a urinal.  
 
The call center for Paradise canyon Vacation had retarded workers working in the same building as us. They had their own special desks, but ate  
lunch in the same lunchroom, and of course used the same bathroom. These unfortunate co workers were always getting made fun of in some kind  
of way. I remember going into the bathroom and seeing this little bully tele marketer tell a retarded co worker about twice his size to hold  
out his hand so he could smack it. The poor tele marketer was letting him do it over and over again while he cried. I helped a nice co worker  
out when I came upon him in tears, holding the large carved wooden key that they used for a bathroom pass, cracked in half. I told him that  
the break was pretty clean and if he just laid it down fit together on the manager's desk when he got back to work, someone else might think  
they broke it.  
When I ran into the co worker later in the week, he thanked me as if I gave him the secret of life.  
 
As I got older and more self conscious at Paradise canyon Vacation, my big fear was pissing next to people. I'd really have to relax and  
meditate for a good minute before I could let it out. But it took perfect concentration. I had several times where I'd be ready to pee,  
and some other worker would come up next to me, preventing me from finishing. I'd stand there and pretend to pee for about a minute, and  
then flush it really quick, so nobody would think I was a psycho who just liked to stand there. Since I drink more heavily as a tele  
marketer, I've not found it to be much of a problem anymore.  
Though every now and then, even at work, some worker walks in the bathroom with me, and chooses to pee in a stall behind a closed door.  
 
Using bathrooms at the workplace at Paradise Canyon Vacation is an entirely different phenomenon. Where I work, it's actually pretty well  
accepted to bring reading material into the john. Everything from The Sports Page of the newspaper, to interesting stories printed off the  
internet are handily tucked above the toilet paper rack for tele marketers to read. Some people are pretty uptight about it being  
unsanitary, but it never bothered me. In fact, unless I've actually got a hunk of crap on my finger, I never even wash my hands along with  
all the other co orkers, unless someone else sees me in there, to keep up  
appearances. You don't want to be known as "that guy who doesn't wash" when it's time for company potlucks even though none of the other  
workers washed their hands either or never will for that fact. 
 
The big terror of the Paradise Canyon Vacation workplace bathrooms is being identified as the worker who took a monster size noisy smelly  
s-h-i-t. If your shoes look anonymous enough under the stall, and nobody saw you walk in, you're usually safe. But lord help you if another  
worker sees you walk out after gassing up the place with a deathly fecal fog. 
 
It really bugs me when co workers talk to me while I'm sitting on the toilet. I don't know why but it really creeps the hell out of me.  
Not too long ago, I was taking a s-h-i-t, and didn't realize there was Noel the manager sitting in the next stall over. Noel shouted,  
"Hey man, I'm right here with ya!" This was kind of freaky, as I didn't recognize the voice, and was truly weirded out by his attempt  
at bathroom camaraderie. I remained silent, and slightly scared as he added, "Yep...it's a helluva day!". Not knowing what to even say,  
I remained quiet as he went on and on about other nonsensical things, until I finally figured out  
that the dude Noel was actually talking on his cell phone while he was taking a dump! 
 
I mean, it's bad enough seeing people walking around stores and driving with cell phones, but who the hell calls up their friends while  
they're taking a shit, at work?  
At this point, the evil side of me emerged, and I groaned loudly like I just passed an elephant through my sphincter and flushed the  
toilet 3 times in a row, just to make sure that whoever this Noel guy was talking to, would realize where the call was really coming  
from. 
 
And then there's the utter pandemonium of the men's room at Paradise canyon Vacation call center, where you've got the new pitfall of  
puke covered toilets to avoid.  
In addition, brave women, sickened by the impossibly long and slow lines in their bathroom are in there with you! And forget about  
washing your hands in those sinks,  
there's about as much p-i-s-s in those as the urinals.  
 
 
Of course, once you're married and have kids, any shred of bathroom decency goes out the door. In fact, it's as if there's no door at all.  
You know you've got the right woman when she can walk in and brush her teeth while you're taking a c-r-a-p, and not blink an eye. 
 
Anyway, quit talking to me, I'm trying to pee. 
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Tighter than a bull frog's arse 
 
How cheap is Paradise Canyon Vacation, they are so cheap they 
won’t give employees 8 hours a day, and bother people in the  
evenings during supper. Even xentel gives employees 8 hours a  
a day and the 4 hour option. Paradise canyon vacation is like  
a revolving door with employees quitting every day, it is almost 
as bad as tele solutions. Except at tele solutions you don't have 
to work Sunday nights. Paradise canyon Vacation has no respect 
for people they call, they only want their $10, 000 travel membership 
fee. If they cared about people they would leave people alone on 
Sunday nights. You’re supposed to bring your own paper and pencil or  
pen and ruler, the company don't supply that. Workers are always 
stealing pens and rulers off other workers desks, Noel don't be so 
cheap and buy some pens!!! State of the art equipment, really now,  
how about $5 bargain shop phones, which only 1/2 are working 
properly, all calls are made by hand. Other call centers are using 
computers and usb headsets. Where is the $10, 000 to $15, 000  
membership fee going? Either Rod the owner or his manager Noel's 
pockets, because there surely is not pens, papers, rulers or 
computers with usb headsets. Don't forget the 1/4% sales bonus 
incentive, oh my a whole 1/4%, how can they afford this? 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
- Toilet Water Cleaner Than Fountain 
 
Winnipeg, Manitoba A Paradise Canyon Vacation call centre employee had a hunch  
 
something was amiss with the company's drinking fountain water. And right he was. 
 
For the sake of his curiosity, he tested the bacteria content at four water fountains  
 
and one toilet to challenge a ban on workers from bringing bottled water to work.  
 
It seems some supervisors were using it to sneak in alcohol. 
 
Guess which was cleaner? It wasn't the water fountains. 
 
He then asked workers where they would prefer to get their water.  
 
That wasn't the fountains, either. 
 
The manager, supervisors and co workers said they had no idea. 
 
Katherine the evening supervisor used Q-tips and petri dishes, swabbing the spigots of four  
 
fountains and sampling one toilet, dunking the cotton in the bowl's center and then dragging  
 
it around the rim for a complete sample. 
 
She took the results to the lab put them under a light to speed up the bacteria's growth.  
 
The petri dishes with fountain water were swarming with bacteria. The sample from the toilet was  
 
clean, probably because the toilets are doused with cleansing chemicals daily. 
 
"I wanted to see the looks on their faces, " Katherine said. 
 
Either allow water bottles back, Katherine urged, or install "down- pour" systems used in office water coolers. 
 
She took her results to the Board of Directors with an eye-opening PowerPoint presentation. 
 
Administrators quickly replaced the spigots and casing at three of the water fountains and custodians gave them  
 
all a thorough cleaning. 
 
More call centres are providing water in lunch rooms now, but the ban on water bottles remains. 
 
"It was a great lesson. We don't always see things in and about the company that are in need of repair,  
 
" said a co worker, adding, "You'd be surprised how clean the water is in a toilet."  
 
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Paradise Canyon Vacation Scam  
 
- Yes, it is a scam. 
 
LeWeez 
New Member 
 
Joined: May 2010 
Posts: 1 
 
Yes, it is a scam. We attended the presentation, which sounded  
somewhat legitimate, so we tried the follow-up one-to-one.  
The latter was with "Jack", the worst salesperson on earth.  
He was rude, evasive, and condescending. He would not directly  
answer our questions. I could go on and on. But in short: Run for  
the hills, folks. And yes, they DO sell your private information.  
I've already received junk mail for more "exciting presentations",  
addressed directly to me. Since they are a member of the Better  
Business Bureau (4 complaints in the year since they became  
members should be a tip-off), I might be the 5th complainant  
if the junk mail doesn't stop or if I start receiving calls. 
 
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Paradise Canyon VacaTION Scam  
 
- Yes It Is A SCAM!!! 
 
Rainman75 
Fort... 
Posts: 1 
 
31 March 2011, 1:24 
 
I got suckered and yes it is a scam! Paradise Canyon  
Vacations "deals" are no better then anywhere else and  
in some cases we found Paradise Canyon Vacation trips  
to be more expensive then our friends who would just  
book through a travel agent. 
At the Paradise Canyon Vacation SCAM presentation  
they constantly tell you how you can get great rates  
(like $200/wk) at great places all over the world  
without blackout dates. Using this company I've  
never paid less then $1300/wk!! The best times to  
travel are ALWAYS BLACKED OUT at Paradise  
Canyon Vacations! 
I travel a lot and I save VERY little using  
Paradise Canyon Vacations 
kerisosh's plug is a direct quote from the sales pitch! 
It's all bullshit and it's bad for you!! 
 
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Paradise Canyon vacation Scam 
 
 - Zee Snakes are hissing "Hsssssssssssssssssssssss" 
 
 
Be aware Paradise Canyon vacation owners, managers and staff  
will come and post lies to deny everything, everything about this 
company is a scam. The membership is $10, 000 to $15, 000 which 
they won't tell you till the salesman arrives at your home, the 
tele marketers call and will tell you its all free tell you "its  
inforamtion only, were not here to sell you anything, leave your  
money at home" offer you 2 free gifts to come to the presentation. 
RWM is Rod Mc Cassey the owner of Paradise Canyon Vacation folks,  
and he is now starting to reply to posts along with other maanagers,  
supervisors and tele marketers to save this scam company with  
malicous lies and slander about ex employees trying to warn the  
public not to get scammed by this mean horrendous time share company 
we talked to Rod on the phone and he told us that he just like Noel 
hates people who come to the presentation for the gifts, and calls 
people "Roaches" who do come for the gifts, but Paradise canyon  
Vacation folks want your $10, 000 to $15, 000, $3, 500 non refundable 
and $40 to $60 a month for 20 years, but calls you a "roach" if you 
come for the free gifts, go figure the bunch of hypocrites. 
Also when we told Rod about the stolen sports jerseys, xbox ganes 
and blue ray movies being sold Rod said thet he would fire anyone 
selling stolen goods on company property, when we told Rod that Noel  
the Manager when appraoched about the stolen goods said it was alright 
as long as employees got good prices, Rod then backed off and said 
that a notice will go up, the people selling the stolen goods are still 
employed no one was fired, Dave noel's right hand man who sometimes uses 
his left who buys alot of stolen xbox games, movies from Loren is still  
employed with his prison tatoos and Dave was not fired, don't beleive us 
Dave is harassing our cousin with phone calls in the evening, didn't 
Rod the onwer say he would fire anyone buying and seling stolen goods  
on company property. Rob selling all the stolen sports jerseys was not  
fired, Ozzie an MTS employee from the Osbourne center buying a stolen  
Jersey from Rob every week for months now was not fired, So yes this  
company is still lying to the public and employees still are selling  
stolen sports jerseys, xbox games movies, owners, managers and employees  
will all deny everything to save thier sales, Look up trip advisor.ca  
for yourself. These posts were written to protect you and your loved ones  
and save you $10, 00 to $15, 000. So who would you trust someone trying to  
save you $10, 000 to $15, 000 or a rci timeshare company disguising itself  
as a travel membership club trying to get get your $10, 000 to $15, 000 
 
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