Adam Rex

Adam Rex Cornerstone Financial Services Worst Financial Planner in Virgina....AVOID!!!! Virginia Beach, Virginia

24th of Aug, 2011 by User971044

I am not sure where to start with this guy. We met over a drink after a round of gold at a company outing. He said he had something unique he wanted to show that would help my financial future. I knew it was a simple sales gimmick to get me to invest with him and Cornerstone Financial Services. I spoke to my husband about this guy and he insisted this was the guy that was gay male stripper down at the ol' Chug-a-Dong saloon. I thought this was impossible. He looked so nice in his gold shirt I couldn't believe it.
He called back the following day and I agreed to go to his office in Virginia Beach, Va.
Wow, what huge mistake that was. First, it smelled like someone blasted a rotten egg fart into a commercial grade fan when I walked into the office. There was one old guy in the lobby who was holding his face and kept saying his eyes were burning.
I was just about to turn and run when Adam came around the corner. I should have run but I turned and greeted him. Just as walked back in the lobby the old man in the chair fell on the floor with his feet in the air. "Don't worry, I already manage his portfolio." Adam said as we left the old man in the dead cockroach position in the lobby.
There was no one in the building and I immediately got creeped out. In the center of his desk was a large candle. I asked what is the candle for. He replied, "For my Blue Flamer routine" I wasn't sure what that meant. He noticed I was confused and said. "It is for my other job, here let me show you." Without another word he pulled down his pants, lit the candle on fire, crawled up on his desk, he back his ass up against the candle and farted loudly. A blue flame shot out of his ass and caught a stack of papers on fire on his desk. I took off running and he tried to follow me but fell with his pants down on the old man lying in the lobby. THIS GUY IS A DIRTBAG!

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