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| Keith Friberg Nrgize Cafe Keith Friberg tries to sell me very suspicious white substance on counter! Wellington, Florida |
| 8th of Oct, 2011 by User214349 |
| I finished my Zumba class and proceeded to replenish my energy with one of Keith Friberg's famous smoothies. As I approached the counter, I could see Keith had a noticeably different outfit on today; he was wearing a black pinstripe suit and he had gold chains around his neck. As I now stood before the Nrgize Cafe counter, I couldn't help but notice the counter was completely covered in some kind of white powder substance. It looked like someone had spilled huge piles of sugar or flour all over it. As I was looking and deciphering what this substance all over the counter was, Keith said "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER!", with a really stern tone. "I'm sorry, can I get a smoothie please?" Keith then asked "Do you want me to add glutamine to it? Only a few bucks more!" I said "sure why not?". Keith then immediately grabbed a full handful of the white powdery substance on the counter and threw it into the blender, along with a big banana and his berries, and hit frappe. "Ummm, what is that powder?", I asked. Keith slammed his fist on the counter and said "WHAT DO YOU THINK?! IT'S GLUTAMINE!" I then was about to ask why he had it dispersed throughout his counter when I noticed he was crouched down at the counter SNORTING the substance! Keith now was using a credit card to form single lines of this substance, and snorting it through a smoothie straw! "Can I have my smoothie please?!", I said, as I couldn't believe what I was witnessing. Keith took one last snort at the mysterious substance, and looked up at me. He still had the powder stuck to his nose and some on his lip. He then grabbed my smoothie and set in on a little scale that he had behind his counter. "That's 28 bucks, not including tip", he said. "WHAT?! For a smoothie?! I'm not paying that!" Keith then got so angry, he turned beet-red and I could see smoke coming out of his ears. "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS STUFF IS PER KILO?!", he screamed. He screamed so loud, the entire gym was now looking toward our direction. I could see Keith was now grasping a huge machete blade in his right hand. "Listen, I'll pay for it, how much do I owe you again?", I asked. Keith then responded with "The world, chico. And everything in it." "Huh?", I said, confused as to what he was talking about. "28 BUCKS PLUS TIP!", he screamed. I gave him a total of $35, and told him to keep the change. Keith then took another snort at a line of this white substance, only this time for about 20 seconds long. When Keith stood back up, his eyes were so bright red, his pupils were the size of a decimal point. He looked so scary! "Gawwwd, that's great glutamine!", he yelled. I quickly grabbed my smoothie and exited the premises. I could not believe how much he charged me for a smoothie! What a ripoff! |
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| All these crazy and absurd stories are written by an unsuccessful former business owner in same plaza as LA Fitness. It amazes me that anyone can write what their crazy unstable mind wishes to on this websites and no verification of the validity of such stories. It is obvious by reading these stories that the person writing them is mentally ill. This is a grown woman 50 years old with children that has nothing better to do than to write these crazy stories. Who has the time for such immature actions and has to pretend to be other individuals. If you have something to say stand up and say it dont pretend to be someone else and hide behind the internet. |
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